dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over
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dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over
that's our lamp, it shines like a big moon we may be ending, i'm standing in the dark fanart for @jumalanpelko
OH DAMN I HAVENT REBLOGGED THIS YET
I just kept going to this post like "its so pretty i must have reblogged it already"
Nope
BUT LOOK
Too alike to love each other more Than acceptably mild
THIS IS SO COOOOOOOOL q____q
SCOTT SMAJOR - LAST LIFE WINNER
(TLAU)
~INFO~
NO ROMANCE
Scott appears more puppet-like, with strings tightly wrapped around his neck and wrists. Part of his curse is that he no longer has control over his actions
He has a heart-shaped hole that goes fully through his chest and is usually kept on Zero Hearts. When he doesn't have any hearts, he is asleep, almost like a puppet with no strings lying limply on the floor.
If he receives a heart, he wakes up and can move around, but be careful because he has a very high chance of waking up with the Boogieman curse. If he doesn't kill anything in time, he will go back to sleep.
If he kills a player, he gains more hearts than he would if he killed a mob.
The Watchers love to mess around with him as he is their least favorite player. They tend to keep him asleep, but they sometimes like to wake him up with the boogie man curse and give him "players" to kill. (these "players" tend to look like people he knows)
Scott's species is a Unicorn, but he lost his horn and magic after winning Simple Life (the Watchers really did not like that)
His weaknesses are Pearl and Jimmy, as well as his life system
MAIN POST
(Sorry for disappearing for long periods of time-)
Randomly during one of the drawing prompts i have done i ended up coming up with an idea that spiraled into a bunch of ideas that ended up becoming this!
What if all the winners were trapped in their respective games similar to how Scar is?
So i introduce you to the TLAU ( Trapped LIfe AU)
I will try my best to start posting more (collage hits you like a trUcK-)
The life series members has three categories, the Winners, the Sleepers, and the First Outs (also called FOs)
The Winners of each game were trapped in their worlds, becoming one with them. They are also the only ones who remember everything once entering a new game. But when entering a new game they do not have any of the effects of their past win, but they know they’ve won, just not that they are stuck in their respective games after winning.
The Sleeper goes back to what the Watchers call the waiting room, sleeping away unaware of the dangerous situation they are stuck in. just waiting for the next game to start
The FOs bear the punishments of their games, for they failed in the Watchers eyes. They also remember the past games when playing, but similarly to the winners, they don’t have any of their “curses” from getting out first.
It’s been 4 years since this seeming endless cycle of games started, but something changed during Past Life. Some of The Winners were able to gather together during that game and formulate a plan, they started noticing that the Watchers were getting sloppy.
Cleo, the off season winner, is able to go back to Hermit craft randomly due to winning Real Life. The only problem is that it’s for very short periods of time and she doesn’t remember ANYTHING about the games and how they are being held captive.
The plan was to give Cleo a message that she can pass on to Xisuma hopefully. While they knew there was no way they would be able to write said message due to the Watchers eyes constantly being on them. The final idea was to get Scar to give a message to Lizzie via an encoded task, that she could, hand over to Cleo.
How that is possible is the First Outs can go in and out of their games, Lizzie’s punishment for her loose is Scar randomly gives her tasks to do, sometimes those tasks can be done outside of Secret life (for example : draw a mustache on one of the Sleepers) that is how she is able to five to message to Cleo. Who will hopefully notice that there is something in her pocket when she’s back on Hermitcraft!
Now Enjoy this teaser of the Winners design while I work on this AU! Stay tuned!
Links to Everything once it comes out!
-WINNERS-
Grian, Scott, Peal, Martyn, Scar, Joel, Cleo
-SLEEPERS-
Sleepy Pile
-FIRST OUTS-
Jimmy, Lizzie, Tango, Mumbo, Bdubs
-Story-
The Plan, The Execution, The beginning, etc. . . . .
See, if your one of your computer keys ever break, then it’s a real challenge to work around using certain words. Or you could just replace the letter with something else, but what do you replace it with? That’s the REAL 😩uestion
funniest thing about the gen 6 leaks so far is that apparently whenever they didn't have a model for someone yet they just stuck professor sycamore in there. presumably because he was one of the first models they had that was ready to ship. here he is awakening kyogre and also groudon
who thinks i should take the logical action and make sprite edits of every heathcliff id but he's holding his weapon over his shoulder like a bat (no)
NOT HOW YOU 'RE SUPPOSED TO HOLD A POLEARM
also this one which is really funny because holding a sword that's sharp on both sides right next to your neck seems like a bad idea
he must be stopped
For some reason we were given access to custom emojis on teams and it took people less than 24 hours to add the logo of the local unemployment office and start using it as a reaction when something goes wrong or upper management announces another shit decision
say whatever you want about tumblr, but more and more it's feeling like one of the last places on the internet where you can still be irreverent about bad things happening to people who got exactly what they'd been putting out in the world.
Reddit is etiquette-moderated to the gills ever since its IPO. Twitter gets you hounded by nazis and fired from your job. Bluesky is the same as Twitter but maybe with half as many nazis. Tiktokkers can't even say the word kill without getting scared. Every mainstream media outlet will have you believing the victims were saints. It's making me insane. It feels insane, everywhere else I look beside the blue hellscape.
Crab rave. Crab rave. Crab rave. Officer fucking down.
introverts be like "i know a good spot" and then go home
Hey.
Yeah you- the person reading this. Stop scrolling for a second.
You’re going to be okay. You have to believe that. It might take a long time and who knows how much work, but you’re going to be okay.
You’re going to be okay.
You’re going to be okay.
Okay, the last “this is a fucking lie” tag has pushed me to my limit.
If anyone chooses to reblog this post with any variation of a claim that it isn’t “true,” you will immediately be blocked.
You are going to be okay. If you don’t expect yourself to be okay, you’re gonna see all of the bad parts of your life as the dominant ones. But if you hold onto hope, you’ll see all the beautiful parts of your life. Trust me, you have good all around you, don’t be blind to it because the bad seems so oppressive
sometimes water tastes so good and you drink it in such a ferociously passionate way that you frighten yourself
>buy wireless headphones
>look inside
>it has veins and a beating heart, it speaks to me in a language i cannot hear
No matter how much you hate V!Pyro, you could never possibly hate him as much as CC!Pyro does
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE