please give a bitch a break

collab/collin/keyes/arti | he/she + star/stars | 26

[collaberal-damage]

DNI fatphobes, zionists, pro-EDs, proshippers/comshippers, exclusionists (including "afab transfem"/"amab transmasc" exclusion), radqueers

I tag triggering things and/or content warnings as "[trigger]" and "[trigger] tw", I tag sex posts as notsfw

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[jaronofthebored]

it's never good when he's this straight

[mechanicalriddle]

dogs are always putting their ass next to your ass while you sleep

[mechanicalriddle]

illustration

[this-is-trans-joy]

so if phm is set in 2032 and ryland grace is supposedly 29 when the hail mary launches, that means he is firmly within gen Z… he knows about undertale AUs and watched Fred on YouTube at like 9 years old. He had a tumblr blog. this genuinely explains everything

[this-is-trans-joy]

poor guy was around during the ace discourse days. i hope he was lethal with the block button

[this-is-trans-joy]

i want someone to make a roleplay blog but it’s literally just ryland grace’s actual blog and then the last post is like “guys oh my godddd never become important at work i’m so serious you’ll never fucking guess where they’re sending me #and during pride month???”

[this-is-trans-joy]

“what the fuck there’s some guy on my ship who the fuck— IS THAT MARKIPLIER????”

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[leaveme2thewolves]

i block ppl all the time so my blocklist ranges from "actual fucking asshole fascist" n "post that mildly annoyed me because im petty" and if i went thru my blocklist rn i probably would have no idea why i blocked each of them but whatever

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[omelas-kid]

There is so much casual ableism towards people with intellectual-cognitive disabilities. I was listening to a podcast I listen to religiously (and is a very very leftist podcast) and they hit me with the "you'll understand this unless you are Three Years Old." And it was something I didn't understand. And this podcast (that I love!) does this quite frequently. The hosts would never purposely make fun of someone for their disability- but they say things like "no one is that stupid" or similar quite frequently. And as someone who is that stupid- it kinda fucking sucks.

[vampire-loving-vampire]

out of all kinds of people, even among disabled people , we are among some of the most vulnerable largely because the idea of us existing in and participating in society like a person is completely unfathomable to almost EVERYONE . like u said , even people who are leftist strongly in every single other way .

[ot3]

another reason this is the only social media site i give a fuck to actually use is because you're allowed to add links to text instead of just having to paste a url into the body of your post like some kind of caveman.

[artemisrhodon-deactivated202403]

staff member getting dunked on by one of their favorite bands you love to see it

[fictionallesbian]

Comic I saw in a dream

[movieshead]

mutualing someone who just followed you is kind of like baby trapping them

[aimer-arts]

@heropartnerweek Day 2 - Music

More of these guys! I like the idea of them being in a band together, even though neither can play an instrument or sing very well </3

[aimer-arts]

@heropartnerweek Day 3 - Scars

Piper gets a bunch of random scars from being reckless in dungeons - and it nearly gives Clementine a heart attack every time.

[natalieironside]

One thing you should do is save up the money for a really nice pair of boots. Make sure they're properly sized, comfortable, provide ankle support, and are made of real leather or rawhide. Here in the US you can get army combat boots from like surplus stores pretty easy and those are decent; I've been maintaining the same pair of ACU summer boots for about 15 years now. Otherwise anything marketed as a work or hiking boot should be sufficient if it's well-constructed and meets the above criteria. I don't recommend steelies or metatarsals because they can be kinda hard on your feet after a few miles' march but they'll do if that's all you've got. Also get a boot kit with a brush, oil, etc., put them away clean and dry in an open and well-ventilated space when you take them off, clean and oil them regularly. Also get a tube of shoe goo and some thimbles and leatherworker's needles (the mattress and sailcloth needles in most sewing kits will usually suffice if ur strong).

Boots. Think abt it.

[chortlebot]

before someone screenshots this and posts it elsewhere this is me

[chortlebot]

excellent tags from @somewhere-underwater

[accessible-tumbling]

ID: Two screenshots. The first is of a Bluesky post by Guffy!!! 🔞 @ vaginaman.bsky.social reading: ""cw fat" fat bitches don't need a cw i'll kill you"

The second screenshot is of tags reading: "if someone says cw fat around me theyre gonna need to put a cw murder on what im abt to do to them"

End ID.

[a-blue-goblin]

casual fatphobia is so awful like what am I supposed to do when I overhear a group of people jokingly calling each other fat?? And nobody notices this and thinks “hey that’s kind of weird” and nobody notices that they’re making these jokes to each other within earshot of a fat person. They don’t even consider that. I actually heard someone say “I hate fat people” in passing once. Every other insult joke between friends is calling each other fat in some way. I heard that girl say she can’t eat that oreo she was offered, she’ll get fat. (<- which is a whole other type of thing that makes me worry for her mental health but god it is still not fun to overhear. If you think that about yourself then what do you think of me?) Every single ad is a skinny person every single everything is a skinny person, the fattest person they’ll show on tv that’s not a joke character or a man usually looks like they wear a large instead of a medium or small and nothing bigger than that. You guys you can’t keep calling each other fat as a joke as a bit “it’s just a joke” and fatness cannot keep being the punchline of everything because I’m literally right here and even if i wasn’t right there i still exist. And another thing, WHY whenever i mention im fat because its CONVERSATIONALLY RELEVANT the response is always some form of “you’re not fat!! you’re beautiful” as if those contradict as if those can’t both be true. One of the people in my life I just couldn’t bring it up anymore even when it was relevant because that was always her response and I explained each time that I’m not calling myself ugly i’m just stating a true objective fact and her reasoning was basically that “well you never know, you could be making self deprecating comments actually and brushing it off” how fucked up is that. That someone who I care for and cares for me can’t stop to think for a moment that maybe when I say something true and factual about myself the only possibility is that it’s self deprecating. that’s insulting me that isn’t comforting me or making me feel better about my body or my image or whatever that is INSULTING me. Why is the way I look so bad to people??? I’m just trying to live man