sillygoosegoeshonk

ehrhehe ehohoho splashing in me pond

[sillylesbiangoose]

who's up jimmying they john

[sillylesbiangoose]

sorry i didnt reply to your text babe, i was busy pondering the orb :/

yeah the orb told me to buy 3 gallons of milk also..

the orb is aware of my vitamin deficiencies, it shall know yours too, babe.

[mesh-colander]

puts him in a mustard bottle and shakes him

[sillylesbiangoose]

I ADORE THIS DESIGN WAHHHHHH

[sillylesbiangoose]

yall ever just have such bad back pain that you lie on the floor for like an hour, but every 15 minutes you flip over to ur stomach, similarly to a fat slab of steak being slowly grilled to perfection ???

or is that just me ?

[sillylesbiangoose]

i love when the dentist starts interrogating me mid operation

like babes, you're elbow deep in my mouth rn and im fucked up on laughing gas, i cannot tell you what my favorite show to watch is

[sillylesbiangoose]

id like to say thanks to my devoted followers,

i absolutely adore all the hot totally real women which have decided to follow such a nerd such as myself. im truly honored to have a fanbase such as this.

[sillylesbiangoose]

being in the tsp fandom rn is like

-silly bucket x stanley stuff, jealous narrator

-luvbug au stuff

-zending angst

-silly doodles to tiktok audios

-the narrator lactating. and stanley breastfeeding.

-really cool edits of clock-out

[sillylesbiangoose]

whos up toasting they stroodle

[sillylesbiangoose]

do you think stanley would just lie on the floor after a particularly stressful run, and the narrator just has to silently watch him as he does and waits for the floor to soothe him

[sillylesbiangoose]

(dis)respectfully, i kinda hate the current tsp fandom lol

makes me feel weirded out and embarassed to like the game im ngl

[sillylesbiangoose]

saying "banger post my guy" in a generic dudebro voice everytime i read or hear something i like

[sillylesbiangoose]

the narrator but hes just a pair of floating glasses and thats all

[sillylesbiangoose]

being agender is such a funny thing

like oh ? my gender ? thank you for your inquiry, its just the smell of incense as you're gazing out of your bedroom window and watching the clouds move over the moon