The Rhetoric of Insomnia

twenty-four. future lawyer. intj.

[writing-prompt-s]

Your mob boss asks you to “take care of” some thugs at a shady business. You had a rough home life, so you interpret this as parenting them. After you bring them food and nicer clothes, they’re astonished by your kindness, and the city’s gangs have no idea how to maintain their version of order.

[love-for-boys]

[toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate]

if i had two boyfriends id text them a daily ranking list on who was doing better so they could compete for the first spot

[toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate]

this isnt about polyamory this is about me having bitches

[guerrillatech]

[runcibility]

It's that or "Just rely on your wealthy relatives! Everyone has those, right?"

[opttwoodrow]

[memewhore]

[chismosavirus]

the bunnies did the lady and the tramp kiss. help i’m crying

[chismosavirus]

enemies to lovers

[deathwish616-deactivated2022033]

One more “🥺” and you’re getting bred twice with no pulling out in between.

[left-reminders]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[conceptadecency]

Just a reminder that Frederick Banting, discoverer of the process to synthesise insulin, sold the patent for $1 because it was so important to him that it be widely available and easily mass produced. Yes, you should be angry.

[lost-carcosa]

[liberalsarecool]

[apokoliips]

Prince Philip: *dies*

Piers Morgan:

[lvxrvi]

ARAD WINWIN 

[equinacht-deactivated20190224]

octopus kites [src]

[syg3rrik]

Where can I get one of these?

[678i0u]

o’ captains, my captains

[jewblog]

light a candle in memory of a victim of the shoah

[galataeic]

is it disrespectful to do this if I'm not Jewish?

[drek-odradek-deactivated2022031]

Not at all, please go ahead if you're sincere and would like to help remember a life lost

[arinavah]

[zackisontumblr]

being an american means that i know almost nothing about the royal family and want to watch it dissolve into nonexistence for no particular reason

[sandiablos26]

being non-american means that i know too much about america and want to watch it dissolve into nonexistence for no particular reason

[zackisontumblr]

i like where you’re going with this…