Zeebra.

Zebra •at least curse me a little at the end

[sillylilzebra]

✮✧⋆This will keep on being edited whenever I want ⋆✧✮

Anyways, ello! ✮ I'm Zee, or Zebra, and I write sometimes. ✮I use she/her pronouns ✮To anyone that wants to know, I'm an ENTP, I love cats and playing chess! ❀Waiting for the day my writer's block ends.❀ ✿❁❀❁✿

[zebraslikes-keiji]

me and my beloved hallucination Vio wait why am i the sara here >:( drawn by @reassurancebucket (hi vio)

[sillylilzebra]

I have been putting off writing with the excuse of the keys of my keyboard quite literally falling off when I touch them but it's looking like such a mild inconvenience in the face of the INTENSE URGE and INSPIRATION to write nasty smut for quest :(((((((

i see.

[sillylilzebra]

babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee listen.

I had opened up that list of itch.io games you gave me while I played a few I downloaded and I was playing blooming panic today and I just finished Quest's route and OH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDDD I AM SCREAMING WITHOUT THE S I AM NOT NORMAL ABOUT THIS MAN AAAAAAH I'M NOT NORMAL I HAVE BEEN PACING AND JUMPING AROUND AND JYMFVCXJRYGJCGVF

anyway so I was about to come to you then I noticed it in your LIST. who's your fav omg pls talk to me about this I love this game sm I have sm to yap about

🍎 🍎 🍎 🍎 🍎

LMAOOO OKAY SOO my fave is xyx js cuz i find him sososos silly, but in terms of route, i think i like toasters one the mosttt, it was the most fun to play thru i think im a 100% game completionist so i go out for their bad routes too and man, quest's bad route </3 alll their bad routes are bad tbh, maybe except for toaster LMAOO

[im-evaporating]

stop he is so insanely cute I love him

[sillylilzebra]

did you go for him first :o

my first was xyx and girl i kid you not i kept getting his bad end i was so mad

[sillylilzebra]

i burnt the tea :(

[sillylilzebra]

@passing-through-bd @im-evaporating no i burnt the tea water. which is the tea. i burnt the tea

[passing-through-bd]

@im-evaporating she burnt water😔

[sillylilzebra]

BUT THE TEA LEAVES WERE IN IT SO ACTUALLY I BURNT THE TEA????

[passing-through-bd]

😔

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

I mean...qt least ya didn't burn milk.

🤷🏾‍♀️

[sillylilzebra]

pretty sure ive done that before too but yea at least it wasnt the milk this time!

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

@sillylilzebra....did you start a fire by burning milk?

Cuz I know people who did.

[sillylilzebra]

my lawyer advices me not to answer any more questions on the web sorry

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

No cuz....I have a neighbor...who started a fire...like...a MAJOR fire. We had to evacuate the building for some time...BECAUSE SHE BURNT MILK.

LIQUID. MILK.

I don't know how you accomplish that, but our neighbor did.

Sooooooo...if you didn't do that...you're good.

[sillylilzebra]

oh no didnt reach her level yet i guess

but if i keep this up then

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

Please don't become my neighbor.

[sillylilzebra]

ykw no im going to find you. im going to find you and im goign to live next to you. you will see me through your windows every waking hour of the day. you will see me when you close your eyes, even. ill be there. and i WILL burn something.

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

Thank god that I always keep my curtains closed and know absolutely ✨️nothing✨️ about who my neighbors are apart from the fact that one of them is my friend from school, and ANOTHER BURNED MILK.

The milk burner also proceeded to burn a blue poly bag after that, because apparently burning blue poly bags kills mosquitos better than mosquito spray. IT DOES NOT, IN FACT KILL MOSQUITOS. IT STARTS ANOTHER MAJOR FIRE.

[sillylilzebra]

you will not escape

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

TF is that supposed to mean???

@sillylilzebra ?????

[sillylilzebra]

you wont escape. your attempts are futile.

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

Escape from my own neighborhood or escape from you???

[star-lover-12]

I once freezed lipbalm but i thhink i will try butning it after this convo

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

.....WHY is this post encouraging people???

[sillylilzebra]

great minds think alike

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

....but fools seldom differ.

[sillylilzebra]

we'll find out, though, im pretty sure we're leaning on the great minds not fools bit <3

[sillylilzebra]

i burnt the tea :(

[sillylilzebra]

@passing-through-bd @im-evaporating no i burnt the tea water. which is the tea. i burnt the tea

[passing-through-bd]

@im-evaporating she burnt water😔

[sillylilzebra]

BUT THE TEA LEAVES WERE IN IT SO ACTUALLY I BURNT THE TEA????

[passing-through-bd]

😔

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

I mean...qt least ya didn't burn milk.

🤷🏾‍♀️

[sillylilzebra]

pretty sure ive done that before too but yea at least it wasnt the milk this time!

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

@sillylilzebra....did you start a fire by burning milk?

Cuz I know people who did.

[sillylilzebra]

my lawyer advices me not to answer any more questions on the web sorry

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

No cuz....I have a neighbor...who started a fire...like...a MAJOR fire. We had to evacuate the building for some time...BECAUSE SHE BURNT MILK.

LIQUID. MILK.

I don't know how you accomplish that, but our neighbor did.

Sooooooo...if you didn't do that...you're good.

[sillylilzebra]

oh no didnt reach her level yet i guess

but if i keep this up then

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

Please don't become my neighbor.

[sillylilzebra]

ykw no im going to find you. im going to find you and im goign to live next to you. you will see me through your windows every waking hour of the day. you will see me when you close your eyes, even. ill be there. and i WILL burn something.

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

Thank god that I always keep my curtains closed and know absolutely ✨️nothing✨️ about who my neighbors are apart from the fact that one of them is my friend from school, and ANOTHER BURNED MILK.

The milk burner also proceeded to burn a blue poly bag after that, because apparently burning blue poly bags kills mosquitos better than mosquito spray. IT DOES NOT, IN FACT KILL MOSQUITOS. IT STARTS ANOTHER MAJOR FIRE.

[sillylilzebra]

you will not escape

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

TF is that supposed to mean???

@sillylilzebra ?????

[sillylilzebra]

you wont escape. your attempts are futile.

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

Escape from my own neighborhood or escape from you???

[star-lover-12]

I once freezed lipbalm but i thhink i will try butning it after this convo

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

.....WHY is this post encouraging people???

[sillylilzebra]

great minds think alike

[sillylilzebra]

i burnt the tea :(

[sillylilzebra]

@passing-through-bd @im-evaporating no i burnt the tea water. which is the tea. i burnt the tea

[passing-through-bd]

@im-evaporating she burnt water😔

[sillylilzebra]

BUT THE TEA LEAVES WERE IN IT SO ACTUALLY I BURNT THE TEA????

[passing-through-bd]

😔

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

I mean...qt least ya didn't burn milk.

🤷🏾‍♀️

[sillylilzebra]

pretty sure ive done that before too but yea at least it wasnt the milk this time!

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

@sillylilzebra....did you start a fire by burning milk?

Cuz I know people who did.

[sillylilzebra]

my lawyer advices me not to answer any more questions on the web sorry

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

No cuz....I have a neighbor...who started a fire...like...a MAJOR fire. We had to evacuate the building for some time...BECAUSE SHE BURNT MILK.

LIQUID. MILK.

I don't know how you accomplish that, but our neighbor did.

Sooooooo...if you didn't do that...you're good.

[crowningsarcasm]

Scientifically speaking, it should be extremely easy to burn milk since it has a lot of sugars and proteins, so when you heat it, they'd clump together, and that solid layer can burn without difficulty. So really, all you have to do is pour some milk into a pan, put it on the stove to boil, forget about it, give it a few minutes and voilà. You have successfully burnt milk.

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

Yeah but big enough for the people to have to evacuate the building fir a few minutes...

[sillylilzebra]

should i burn milk and see how long it takes to set the building on fire

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

Do you have a death wish?

If so please continue.

[sillylilzebra]

did anyone in your building die?

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

No.

But it's a fire.

Soooooooo....there's always a chance.

[star-lover-12]

In vacation we had to evacuate cause my uncle's wife burned a chiken I thought i was gonna die

AMAZING EXPERIENCE IF U HAVE A DEATH WISH

[sillylilzebra]

free barbeque chicken

[zebraslikes-keiji]

me and my beloved hallucination Vio wait why am i the sara here >:( drawn by @reassurancebucket (hi vio)

[sillylilzebra]

i burnt the tea :(

[sillylilzebra]

@passing-through-bd @im-evaporating no i burnt the tea water. which is the tea. i burnt the tea

[passing-through-bd]

@im-evaporating she burnt water😔

[sillylilzebra]

BUT THE TEA LEAVES WERE IN IT SO ACTUALLY I BURNT THE TEA????

[passing-through-bd]

😔

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

I mean...qt least ya didn't burn milk.

🤷🏾‍♀️

[sillylilzebra]

pretty sure ive done that before too but yea at least it wasnt the milk this time!

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

@sillylilzebra....did you start a fire by burning milk?

Cuz I know people who did.

[sillylilzebra]

my lawyer advices me not to answer any more questions on the web sorry

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

No cuz....I have a neighbor...who started a fire...like...a MAJOR fire. We had to evacuate the building for some time...BECAUSE SHE BURNT MILK.

LIQUID. MILK.

I don't know how you accomplish that, but our neighbor did.

Sooooooo...if you didn't do that...you're good.

[sillylilzebra]

oh no didnt reach her level yet i guess

but if i keep this up then

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

Please don't become my neighbor.

[sillylilzebra]

ykw no im going to find you. im going to find you and im goign to live next to you. you will see me through your windows every waking hour of the day. you will see me when you close your eyes, even. ill be there. and i WILL burn something.

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

Thank god that I always keep my curtains closed and know absolutely ✨️nothing✨️ about who my neighbors are apart from the fact that one of them is my friend from school, and ANOTHER BURNED MILK.

The milk burner also proceeded to burn a blue poly bag after that, because apparently burning blue poly bags kills mosquitos better than mosquito spray. IT DOES NOT, IN FACT KILL MOSQUITOS. IT STARTS ANOTHER MAJOR FIRE.

[sillylilzebra]

you will not escape

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

TF is that supposed to mean???

@sillylilzebra ?????

[sillylilzebra]

you wont escape. your attempts are futile.

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

Escape from my own neighborhood or escape from you???

[star-lover-12]

I once freezed lipbalm but i thhink i will try butning it after this convo

[sillylilzebra]

GOOD LUCKK KEEP UP UPDATED SOLDIER!!

[its-timego]

This scene, when he's in her office and she tells him he doesn't have a choice to go, is the only time we see her not wearing a color in the black/very dark brown/very dark blue family and that decision by the costumers is fascinating to me because the time she's only wearing this really light color is also the most her guard and exterior ever break

"Welcome to the final show, I hope you're wearing your best clothes"

[mythmagicetc]

my mutual will post “i just blocked one of my mutuals” and i’ll be reading it on my own dash with my own eyes directly from their blog thinking “it was probably me………….😔”

[torchwood-99]

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

[zebraslikes-keiji]

me and my beloved hallucination Vio wait why am i the sara here >:( drawn by @reassurancebucket (hi vio)

[beneathsilverstars]

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

[beneathsilverstars]

(original tags: she literally had tears in her eyes while she explained that her pikachu had a boy tail shape. i was like hey she can still be a girl. all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like. maybe if we asked her she would say that she feels like she’s really a girl. and my kid was like BUT POKEMON CANT TALK 😭😭😭😭 so i was like ‘ok. pikachu. if you want to use he/him say ‘pika’. if you want to use she/her say ‘chu’. and if you want smth else say ‘pikachu’’. and my daughter had her say ‘chu’ and i was like see there you go! now. she doesn’t HAVE to change her tail shape. she can totally be a girl with a rectangle tail. but if she would feel more comfortable with heart shape bc she prefers it, or so that people won’t assume she’s a boy, i can make that happen. so pikachu what do you think? do you want tail surgery? and pikachu agreed enthusiastically! so. plushie gender-affirming surgery first thing tomorrow i guess!)

her results look great, congrats pikachu! 💖⚡️🏳️‍⚧️

[halfmouse]

This one’s for the Pokémon fans out there and the trans people and the people who are both.

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

I really don't understand high school stories where they don't know rheir classmate's names and have to introduce each other cuz in our school, all first graders know all 12th graders and vise versa for every class.

If a 5th grader gets her first period (my friend in 5th grade) you better believe that even the KG student knows that.

[sillylilzebra]

how many students are in your school 😭😭 i mean, yea not knowing classmates names isnt common, but also not usual for my school, theres like. 200 students per class. We know a lot of seniors are juniors but i guess not ALL, since theres like. a total of 2000 students in our school section. Theres a college section too, including that theres like. 4000 students. yeah.

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

Dude our school is tiny as shit. It's like...our class had 12 students in 5th grade. So...multiply that my 12 and....yeah. Whatever asnswer you get, it's less than that now.

And as of now? Well, in the last two years the school has gone shitty, so...there are like...5 people in my class rn. Most of us will change schools next year. Like...don't be surprised if there's 15 girls and 15 boys in the whole school combined.

But, in my defence, the schools they show in movies don't have more than 20 students in a class either.

[sillylilzebra]

yeaa okay fairr also like 30 students in the whole school kinda crazy 😭😭

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

I really don't understand high school stories where they don't know rheir classmate's names and have to introduce each other cuz in our school, all first graders know all 12th graders and vise versa for every class.

If a 5th grader gets her first period (my friend in 5th grade) you better believe that even the KG student knows that.

[sillylilzebra]

how many students are in your school 😭😭 i mean, yea not knowing classmates names isnt common, but also not usual for my school, theres like. 200 students per class. We know a lot of seniors are juniors but i guess not ALL, since theres like. a total of 2000 students in our school section. Theres a college section too, including that theres like. 4000 students. yeah.