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@sillylilzebra
✮✧⋆This will keep on being edited whenever I want ⋆✧✮
Anyways, ello! ✮ I'm Zee, or Zebra, and I write sometimes. ✮I use she/her pronouns ✮To anyone that wants to know, I'm an ENTP, I love cats and playing chess! ❀Waiting for the day my writer's block ends.❀ ✿❁❀❁✿
In my Jason Todd era [video of man getting hit multiple times with a crowbar]
LOOK AT THEM… that’s his SON.
@reassurancebucket
TBH the taste of blood aint as bad as it used to taste...
i was a lil concerned, but then read the replies, and honestly me too
i bite my lips a looooot so yeaaah, idm the taste of blood much anymore either.
*slaps your roof* this bad boy can be so cat
How would you show affection to your mutuals if you were a cat?
I would SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM my heart out and get zoomies from excitement. I'm not a very affectionate person, but a very excitable one sooo....
@crowningsarcasm @star-lover-official @halfmouse @astracaedes @blorbo-brainrot-time @passing-through-bd @im-evaporating @sillylilzebra @stargazin-on-mars @marsishorriblysad @thedragonwithoutfire @timothyduckingaround @killer-offical
Literally all of the above id be the most annoying ass clingy car
I actually didn't read the question before and thought it was "Which of these cats would you act most like." And I answered as what me, the human would do. You saying that you'd be an annoying ass cat made me realize I read it wrong.
As for the cat, just like first-grade me wrote in an exam paper, "I do not know what I'd do if I was a cat."
its okay, it happens and i think you need a little more whimsy in your life
Zee, darling, golden, you are all the whimsy one needs in life.
you can never have too much whimsy :3
hello o(≧∀≦)o
HELLOOO
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HOW ARE YOUUUUU DOINGGG :D
INCASE NO ONE TOLD YOU TODAY I LOVE YOU :D AND YOURE AWESOME :D
and make sure to drink water and eat if you havent :3
i hope your days going well too and i hope someone buys you your fave snack today :3
I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person
Why does nearly no one have proper sleep schedules these days. I remember the first day of orientation at my new school, when one of the teachers was like, "OK, everyone who slept before nine p.m. last night, stand up," and I thought, OK, not a lot of people are going to stand up, but there's definitely going to be a handful who care about getting enough sleep and are luckily not insomniac.
And then I looked around the hall to see that I was the only person who stood up. There are about eight hundred kids in my batch.
you sleep BEFORE 9??? ITS NOT EVEN SLEEPTIME BEFORE 9??? WHAT 9 IS LIKE, THE PRIME TIME FOR DOING THINGS?? WHEN DO YOU DO THINGS??
During the morning? Before the sun goes down? You know, when the world is still active?
?????????????????
thats a thing??????????????
How do you guys function? Genuinely.
honestly, for me, i usually just, cant get anything done in the morning even if im awake, like it takes wayyy too much will power. so most of my tasks are left for later, and i feel like i can only really start after 6pm
so sometimes that leads me to staying up earlier, and just sleeping in the morning, because i know ill end up doing whatever i need to later at night anyway. like studies, esp, i know people say morning is the prime time, but unless im being forced to, i cannnooot get a single word into my brain even if i try, so i just dont try, because i know ill be able to do it later anyway you know?
How would you show affection to your mutuals if you were a cat?
I would SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM my heart out and get zoomies from excitement. I'm not a very affectionate person, but a very excitable one sooo....
@crowningsarcasm @star-lover-official @halfmouse @astracaedes @blorbo-brainrot-time @passing-through-bd @im-evaporating @sillylilzebra @stargazin-on-mars @marsishorriblysad @thedragonwithoutfire @timothyduckingaround @killer-offical
Literally all of the above id be the most annoying ass clingy car
You are a horror story in making.
Who, me?? Never. I'm a sweetheart, a darling. I'm an adorable cutie, i dont know what you mean :3
Please re-read your initial reblog. Carefully. You will understand what I meant.
i still dont get it :( is it because i spelt cat as car because that was intentional. Also my point above still stands
Imagine you're just minding your own business and then a car without a driver suddenly starting purring and zooming around and gets in your way to gently crash into you, and then just screams. And then it follows you around, bringing you leaves and shining its headlights onto you, and just as you're getting used you it, it chomps down on your arm.
ok this is REALLY funny but also people misspell cat as car on purpose so like i was going for that but like. i think i like your version more
Of ccourse you do.
this sounds a little condescending but i love u so ill ignore it :3
My bad. I didn't mean it in a condescending way, it's more like... affectionately exasperated. Like when you tell a beloved sibling not to eat an orange peel but they go ahead and eat it and you're like, Damn it. You absolute idiot. I told you not to do that. Here, have some water, and a sweet to get rid of the taste. You lunatic. Drink some more water. I want you to know that I was smiling and shaking my head as I typed my prior reblog.
ohh okaaay :D
you make me so happy i wish i could bite you
Me when I like my lawyers fictional
Original post by @/Min_tramcam on X/Twitter
Our new biochemistry teacher, during our class on MUTATION, had a slide on beneficial mutations. She suddenly said "as you can see there's not much benefit from mutations" while the screen mentioned GENETIC PROTECTION AGAINST MALARIA IN WEST AFRICA.
"It's like giving a 1 lakh compensation to a grieving family after a death. It doesn't do anything. The damage is done" ma'am that's so that they don't immediately become homeless because their only source of income died.
"so mutation couldn't have possibly created us. Darwin's hypothesis. It's a hypothesis. Not a theory. There's zero proof. If we came from monkeys, there would be something in between. There wouldn't be a jump. There'd be something. Some proof. Mutation, as you can see doesn't have much benefit" Italians apparently are less likely to get heart disease.
"do you really think mutations could have done all this over millions of years. Of course people may have other beliefs"
I gave her the worst teacher evaluation I've ever given anyone. Which still was pretty great to be fair.
Yes, Darwin's theory is a theory, but we didn't diverge from monkeys. We and monkeys diverged from a common ancestor. And as for the "mutation' thing...did the concept of the fact that chims and bonobos share a lot of DNA with us...and the "human evolution diagram" things we saw do nothing?? Go fucking LOOK at a bonobo. Just make it's skin a tad bit lighter and remove all it's fur and you fucking got a human. Look at what cave people used to look like.
....who the hell is your biochem teacher and how the hell did she get approved to teach???
Girl. We live in a Muslim country. Why are YOU acting surprised? She isn't even the only teacher who's ever mentioned it.
What the hell does a Muslim country have to do with science????
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Why do you think she doesn't believe in evolution? It's not because she missed a class. The girl next to me was agreeing with her
Oh. Oh I get it now.
Yeah I had a discussion like this with my parents too. We were chatting together, and I asked
"Mom, dad...I have a question. So....science tells us that we came from evolution. We started out as phytoplankton, then fish, then reptiles, then mammals, then came the ancestior of all monkeys and apes and then we came. But our religion tells us about Adam and Eve (Adam and Hawwa) so...which one do we believe??"
And uhh...
Mom's reply: "Look, both have logic behind them. If you want to, you can check what our religion has to say, and what science has to say. Pick whichever one makes more sense to you. Hear out both sides, then use your common sense to decide what's more probable."
Dad's reply: "What if Adam and Eve were our ape ancestors and not human?"
Dad, love you, but what the HELL.
It was a joke. But still WHAT THE HELL.
Your father will bring world peace one day
@friendlyghostsandmonsters love whatever is wrong with your dad & the way your mom explained and gave you a choice is 10/10 parenting
also I just love the way they want to believe that we were dropped to earth ready-made
did you know they also think that eve came from Adam's ribs? talk about womb envy
isnt the rib thing just in the bible and not the quran? im not too sure, but i remember that being a bible premium thing
How would you show affection to your mutuals if you were a cat?
I would SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM my heart out and get zoomies from excitement. I'm not a very affectionate person, but a very excitable one sooo....
@crowningsarcasm @star-lover-official @halfmouse @astracaedes @blorbo-brainrot-time @passing-through-bd @im-evaporating @sillylilzebra @stargazin-on-mars @marsishorriblysad @thedragonwithoutfire @timothyduckingaround @killer-offical
Literally all of the above id be the most annoying ass clingy car
You are a horror story in making.
Who, me?? Never. I'm a sweetheart, a darling. I'm an adorable cutie, i dont know what you mean :3
Please re-read your initial reblog. Carefully. You will understand what I meant.
i still dont get it :( is it because i spelt cat as car because that was intentional. Also my point above still stands
Imagine you're just minding your own business and then a car without a driver suddenly starting purring and zooming around and gets in your way to gently crash into you, and then just screams. And then it follows you around, bringing you leaves and shining its headlights onto you, and just as you're getting used you it, it chomps down on your arm.
ok this is REALLY funny but also people misspell cat as car on purpose so like i was going for that but like. i think i like your version more
Of ccourse you do.
this sounds a little condescending but i love u so ill ignore it :3
I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person
Why does nearly no one have proper sleep schedules these days. I remember the first day of orientation at my new school, when one of the teachers was like, "OK, everyone who slept before nine p.m. last night, stand up," and I thought, OK, not a lot of people are going to stand up, but there's definitely going to be a handful who care about getting enough sleep and are luckily not insomniac.
And then I looked around the hall to see that I was the only person who stood up. There are about eight hundred kids in my batch.
you sleep BEFORE 9??? ITS NOT EVEN SLEEPTIME BEFORE 9??? WHAT 9 IS LIKE, THE PRIME TIME FOR DOING THINGS?? WHEN DO YOU DO THINGS??
During the morning? Before the sun goes down? You know, when the world is still active?
?????????????????
thats a thing??????????????
How would you show affection to your mutuals if you were a cat?
I would SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM my heart out and get zoomies from excitement. I'm not a very affectionate person, but a very excitable one sooo....
@crowningsarcasm @star-lover-official @halfmouse @astracaedes @blorbo-brainrot-time @passing-through-bd @im-evaporating @sillylilzebra @stargazin-on-mars @marsishorriblysad @thedragonwithoutfire @timothyduckingaround @killer-offical
Literally all of the above id be the most annoying ass clingy car
You are a horror story in making.
Who, me?? Never. I'm a sweetheart, a darling. I'm an adorable cutie, i dont know what you mean :3
Please re-read your initial reblog. Carefully. You will understand what I meant.
i still dont get it :( is it because i spelt cat as car because that was intentional. Also my point above still stands
Imagine you're just minding your own business and then a car without a driver suddenly starting purring and zooming around and gets in your way to gently crash into you, and then just screams. And then it follows you around, bringing you leaves and shining its headlights onto you, and just as you're getting used you it, it chomps down on your arm.
ok this is REALLY funny but also people misspell cat as car on purpose so like i was going for that but like. i think i like your version more
I wasn’t built to be employed. I need to stay up until 4 am like a normal person
Why does nearly no one have proper sleep schedules these days. I remember the first day of orientation at my new school, when one of the teachers was like, "OK, everyone who slept before nine p.m. last night, stand up," and I thought, OK, not a lot of people are going to stand up, but there's definitely going to be a handful who care about getting enough sleep and are luckily not insomniac.
And then I looked around the hall to see that I was the only person who stood up. There are about eight hundred kids in my batch.
you sleep BEFORE 9??? ITS NOT EVEN SLEEPTIME BEFORE 9??? WHAT 9 IS LIKE, THE PRIME TIME FOR DOING THINGS?? WHEN DO YOU DO THINGS??
