#1 Guildmarm kinnie

THIS AINT YOUR GRANDMAS TUMBLR *EXPLOSION NOISES* 24 | cringe/fail | bi | autistic horsegirl | monster fucker check out my homestuck-inspired fancomic https://mspfa.com/?s=43533&p=1 minors DNI kthxbye I ❤️ SPREADING NEGATIVITY Visit Evil Town: DA-6548-3268-8069

[monsterfucker69420]

this blog is kind of all over the place idk. follow for random epic shit

[monsterfucker69420]

freud was right about the penis envy thing but it only applies to me

[crabussy]

I can hear my house leaking

[were--ralph]

I bring a sort of "not pregnant but needs to be" vibe to the party that you can kind of smell if you try hard enough

[were--ralph]

I really need to find out what goes on in omegaverse that makes this relatable

[were--ralph]

This is forever fascinating to me bc people assume I know omegaverse lore but genuinely the only thing I know is there's an alpha and he's the hottest one and there's something to do with mpreg

[gods-no-longer-tread-here]

nah omegaverse is basically a way to make cis men characters experience sexism without genderbending or making them trans, stereotypical alphas are the Big Strong Protectors who Impregnate Their Mates and stereotypical omegas are the Small Submissive Homemakers who Carry The Pups. it is 100% just "hey what if humans were biologically Catholic and also cats?"

there's nuances and ways to explore the genre and truly kinky smut, but other people have already written essays on that.

[were--ralph]

this explanation is very funny but i am now tempted to barge in and flip the way this works entirely so its less sexism and more equality all around

[were--ralph]

i think the alpha should get pregnant and the omega has a pack of slutty tops he leads around with a cunty leash and it leads to gang wars

[ivy-michaels]

manipulate your genitals

[hemipenal-system]

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[crabussy]

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

[mrsandman42069]

-28.531560,175.309976

[bowsersex2]

[ishimarukiyotaka]

literally the worst way of ending a series is “all the survivors are happily straight married with tons and tons of babies!” 

[ishimarukiyotaka]

people still getting mad at this post i made in 2014 so I will add here. in 2026. that the point of this post isn’t “happy endings bad” its when the story’s only way to imagine a happy ending is a heterosexual nuclear family for everyone.

[akashicrecord]

me using my jailbroken wiimote to anally pleasure a man in kentucky 400 miles away

[akashicrecord]

Can somebody please @ emily blunt on twitter and show her this

[outofcontextdiscord]

[pansyfemme]

there are songs i hear and go “man there is no way anyone actually listens to this” and then you hear it on the radio 300 times a day and the album is nominated for a grammy and there are fans who spend every dollar they have on merch and concert tickets to sold out stadiums of people who all love that song. and you wonder if maybe you’re the one who’s wrong but then you hear it again and decide that nope, you’re right and everyone else has lost their minds

[pansyfemme]

if you really have to be like “let people enjoy things” on this post… ok sure. but it’s music. people love to argue about music. and that’s because its really fun to be a hater sometimes. #letpeopleNOTenjoythings

[dingoskidneys]

Hey. You probably don't recognize me but... you showed up in my notes once (1 time) and well, heh, your funny username caught my eye.... Can I come in your house

[fairycosmos]

so they can build ai data centres at the drop of a hat but they still can’t make a strap on dick that becomes part of you genuinely for half an hour

[the-muppet-joker]

Im the most evilest pervert in the world, or at least in ohio

[sforzzz]

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

[sforzzz]

*goes back to jerkin it*

[sforzzz]

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

[monsterfucker69420]

too tired to even read gay porn. what has my life come to