Zee

|| teenage angst wrapped in existential dread || ||just a wierd little space for my fixations and thoughts || ||asks open|| she/her

[thememedaddy]

[crowningsarcasm]

@im-evaporating

[im-evaporating]

HOW DID YOU KNOW. HOW DID YOU-

I don't have an ounce of muscle in body in fact. I'm a pick me in terms of physical capabilities 🥀

[crowningsarcasm]

If it helps, neither do I. One of my best friends randomly decided to check our muscle tone one day in class by making us flex our biceps and then prodding it to see how toned it was. When she got to me and I reluctantly complied, she was initially amazed at how hard my muscles apparently were, which shocked the rest of us, because I am notorious physically weak. I literally use strategy to win arm wrestling because I lack the raw strength required.

Yeah, anyway, she was touching my bone, that's why it was so solid.

[im-evaporating]

I have a friend like this, all skin and bones yet strong

I'm just pure fluff though, thoroughly soft all over. I'm chubby, so..

[crowningsarcasm]

You...ate a magnum stick...?

It was a difficult endeavour, considering one of my teeth is less teeth and more composite resin and ceramic.

[im-evaporating]

what

[crowningsarcasm]

https://www.tumblr.com/crowningsarcasm/821629025619443712/oh-yeah-i-dont-think-i-told-you-i-fell-off-my?source=share

[im-evaporating]

oh no :((((((((( hope you get well soon..how much longer do you have to eat like that?

[thememedaddy]

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

I never believed in the tooth fairy, cuz my parents didn't lie to me, so for my teeth we'd keep 'em in a zipock bag as like..memories.

The bag contains all my baby teeth, one strand of grey hair, and some of my nails that I insisted on keeping for memories. It stays in our house to his day.

[crowningsarcasm]

Where I'm from, our version of the tooth fairy has the same name as me, so when I was a kid, there were many rumours amongst my classmates that I was secretly the tooth fairy. It's possible I started several of them myself because I thought it was funny.

[passing-through-bd]

Is it a coincidence as the same word means different things or did your parents name you after the benevolent teeth eater

[crowningsarcasm]

It was a very common name, and essentially it was my middle name, so. Yes.

Also, the tooth fairy isn't particularly benevolent over here. She's kinda morally grey and carries around a sack of teeth and threatens people and "fixes" their teeth without permission and has a lot of apprentices (no one knows how she got them).

For the record, I'm actually named after my dead cousin. And my aunt, who also shares the tooth fairy's name. Again, it's a very common though not as common as it was back in the day.

[im-evaporating]

It would be so funny if you decided to become a dentist

[crowningsarcasm]

My aunt who has that name was a dental assistant at some point, and one of my stepmothers, who also shares that name, is a dentist. I think they've got it covered for my family.

[crowningsarcasm]

You...ate a magnum stick...?

It was a difficult endeavour, considering one of my teeth is less teeth and more composite resin and ceramic.

[im-evaporating]

what

[im-evaporating]

I often think about how weird it is that the main characters in fiction always seem to find a group of mismatched yet very compatible people that just somehow end up going along with them for a adventure or a war or whatever. But then I remember my tumblr mutuals and realize that its not so unrealistic after all

[im-evaporating]

Why the fuck do people in recipe videos put cheese in things as if they have four cows & a group of slaves for producing cheese 24/7

[thememedaddy]

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

I never believed in the tooth fairy, cuz my parents didn't lie to me, so for my teeth we'd keep 'em in a zipock bag as like..memories.

The bag contains all my baby teeth, one strand of grey hair, and some of my nails that I insisted on keeping for memories. It stays in our house to his day.

[crowningsarcasm]

Where I'm from, our version of the tooth fairy has the same name as me, so when I was a kid, there were many rumours amongst my classmates that I was secretly the tooth fairy. It's possible I started several of them myself because I thought it was funny.

[passing-through-bd]

Is it a coincidence as the same word means different things or did your parents name you after the benevolent teeth eater

[crowningsarcasm]

It was a very common name, and essentially it was my middle name, so. Yes.

Also, the tooth fairy isn't particularly benevolent over here. She's kinda morally grey and carries around a sack of teeth and threatens people and "fixes" their teeth without permission and has a lot of apprentices (no one knows how she got them).

For the record, I'm actually named after my dead cousin. And my aunt, who also shares the tooth fairy's name. Again, it's a very common though not as common as it was back in the day.

[im-evaporating]

It would be so funny if you decided to become a dentist

[esoteric-deer]

Tag Game!

What's your favorite song right now?

What was the last book you read?

What was the last thing you ate?

Ill go first!

Probably Pretty Handsome Awkward by The Used or Yayo by Lana

I read King Of Wrath by Ana Huang a couple weeks ago but I'm reading The Goldfinch by Donna Tartt right now

I ate some mac n cheese this morning

𖦹 Tags!:

@yothatlifewecouldvelived @hourformagick @floridak1los0 @m6lancholiaa @dolllash @sillyy-s0fii @tacogirl-swag @an3ldoll @sunnyfawn7 @smashingpumpkinslovr69 @angelickissesz @degeneratebeautyqueensblog @gotttica @sparklingsonderingdeer @thesparklejumpropequinn @dishwashingmisandrist @rayainterrupted111

[winblads]

thanks for the tag @haveyouseenmybwoah!!

favorite song right now - could have been me by the struts

last book i read - the salt grows heavy by cassandra khaw (it's so creepy but i couldn't stop reading it)

last thing i ate - kiwis! i love them so muchhh

tagging @orbitingspacejunk @bcollisons63 @kimistopmoaningontheradio @keke-rosberg @thats1llyfairy and anybody else who wants to join!

[bcollisons63]

Thanks for the tag @winblads !!!

Fav song rn - I don't wanna live forever by Taylor swift and zayn

Last book I read - heartstopper vl.3

Last thing I ate - chocolate chip pancakes (comfort food <33)

No pressure tags: @flingslingo @sidneycrosbysprincess @ray4dayz @yourlocalrivergirl @ienjoythebutterflies @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @osctuary @pallaspiastri @splaex @shriimpyyyy @dearreader22 @death63devotion @fascinatedbynicorosberg @honeymoonave63 @heysudokustar @inchidentofftrack @inchidentontheice

[heysudokustar]

Thank you for tagging and thinking of me! @bcollisons63

Fav song right now! - ICEY.. - Fred Again...,BIA

Last book I read - The Road to Serfdom by Friedrich Hayek (for Uni, you truly wouldn't catch me reading this out of my own volition)

Last thing I ate - Salami!!! (love it :D)

No pressure of course: @siysuki @otterducks

[siysuki]

Thank you for the tag, my dear @heysudokustar ˚.⋆꒰১ ໒꒱⋆.˚

Fav song right now ~ Can't Pretend by Tom Odell

Last book I read ~ A Short History of the World in 50 Lies by Natasha Tidd

Last thing I ate ~ a peach 🍑‧₊˚ ⋆˙

Hey darlings, @sitalksshit @georgiasbrainstuff @innersanctuaries @rosentryst @freckledfae @piexperiment @iheartspnphoenixandxwings @rotting4ngels @ineffamelon @littlebunnymike @sherlockknolmes @gaypistachio @adam---milligan @nyrhtak04 + anyone who wants to join ehehe ⊹ ࣪ ˖🍑₊˚⊹⋆

[sherlockknolmes]

THANK YOU FOR TAG YAYYY!!!

Favourite song rn - Balance Beam by Nxdia (I love so many of their songs)

Last book i read - The Count of Monte Cristo (im like halfway through three other books tho)

Last thing i ate - goldfish crakers lol (yum)

tags if you like: @riven-wanders @thefroggolord @felintropy @chaoscrow13 @spaceking @aster-likes-space @groundivy @corvidknights ❤️❤️❤️

[riven-wanders]

TY for the tag!

Favorite song rn: Idk if I have one rn, haven't been listening to a lot :( maybe Normal by AJR

Last book I read: Uhhh. John and Paul: A love story in song by Ian Leslie I think. I need to keep reading it

Last thing I ate: cornflakes, eating them rn!

No pressure tags! @glaiveyeahwoohoo @lemonlinelights @himaalaayaa @r0tt1ngb0y @rogiboi @alexanderz-batz and anyone else who wants to :)

[rogiboi]

ty for tag !!!!

Favorite song rn: maine by noah kahan

Last book I read: Project Hail Mary

Last thing I ate: oreo ice cream bar (goated)

high pressure tags (PARTICIPATE PARTICIPATE PARTICIPATE IF I YELL AT YOU TO PARTICIPATE YOU'LL DO IT): @pipstro @ilanalmao @recordplayermadein2014 @winter-inspr1ng @topajrfanatic @atrophicgalaxy

[topajrfanatic]

Thank you for tagging me!!!! …and yelling at me…

Favorite song right now is probably Holding On To You by Twenty One Pilots

Last book I read was (also) Project Hail Mary (literally amazing btw)

Last thing I ate was a piece of meat from a cheese meat and cracker tray…I didn’t like it very much 😂

@nastyasmermaid you tag people, I don’t have the mental energy…and open tags 😂🙏

[nastyasmermaid]

Gladly! Thank you for the tag

Favorite song: Crush The Industry by Metalocalypse: Dethklok

Last Book: Deep Blue by Jennifer Donnelly

Last thing I ate: canned beefaroni

@vin-of-the-void @genderlesspersonx @krakencran @riven-wanders @were-here-because @howtonerdoutovereverything @thekadster

[genderlesspersonx]

tysm for the tag!!

Fav song right now: No destination by the garden

Last book i read: tbh i don't know right now since i mainly stuck to fanfics for like the last year or so, so I'm putting the last fic I've read which is getting out of his comfort zone by @heartattackhellraiser here :)

Last thing i ate: chicken nuggets and fries just 30 mins ago :3 (although the fries weren't even yummy 3:)

@w-d-y-e-u-t-g-w-t-b-f @nightmare8-420 @a-letter-two @c3ntigrad3 @critical-dxrling @grayeyedgh0st @tf2fan45 @cold-cadaver-bitch

[a-letter-two]

thx 4 tagging!!

1. innuendo (i get u) by underscores / c4r3.mp3 by hitbox

2. my own lowk... but if we're not counting that, a dark and drowning tide by alison saft

3. katsu curry :3

@mikubinderdrawsfanfiction @purpelman67 @th34tr3-k1d and literally anyone else

[mikubinderdrawsfanfiction]

thanks for the tag! :D

My Lullaby - The Lion King 2

GCSE English Text Guide - An Inspector Calls - CGP

Idk what they're called but these tiny ice cream bites

@heyhoneyfox @ab-art-07 @theultimatedisaster @pearl-in-vinegar @maiafemtamine + open tags!!

[maiafemtamine]

ty for the tag @mikubinderdrawsfanfiction >w<

Feel Special by TWICE

Becoming by Michelle Obama

Leftover Chicken Karaage at 3am :3

@zeta-finnish @livegastrodonreaction :3

[zeta-finnish]

Oh hi. Getting tagged.

Favourite song currently: What You Know by Two Door Cinema Club

Last book i've read: Do comics count? If yes, then a "Aku Ankka Taskukirja" or, well, a Donald Duck pocketbook, those exist here in Finland.

Last thing i ate: A generic chocolate sandwich cookie, those cookies with chocolate cream in the middle. Like, just now as i am typing this

@coffee--spill @astracaedes @burning-britain-official @skyan-official and Open tags ;)

[astracaedes]

ooooooooo

favorite song currently: One Shot by Sawyer Hill

Last book I've read: Project Hail Mary

Last thing I ate: i don't actually remember.

@friendlyghostsandmonsters @im-evaporating @sillylilzebra @passing-through-bd @crowningsarcasm @kingkit7734 @youngjusticerulez @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @catastrophiccblues @thedogbard @lightsabersandbluecookies @ninahufflepuff @marshmallow-dust

[crowningsarcasm]

Favourite song currently: I don't have one, I don't listen to music.

Last book I read: The Whispering Skull (Lockwood & Co. No. 2), by Jonathan Stroud.

Last thing I ate: A magnum stick.

@fanfictionconsumer @eccentric-tolkienite @ace-of-hats @im-evaporating @passing-through-bd @sillylilzebra @blorbo-brainrot-time @im-cool-i-swear @trulysarcastic

[im-evaporating]

Favourite song currently: idk man I like too many. I've been listening to the lighthouse by Halsey for inspo for a fic

Last book I read: project hail Mary

Last thing I ate: fried rice

@passing-through-bd @sillylilzebra @star-lover-12 @friendlyghostsandmonsters @blorbo-brainrot-time @tabslabratorie

[thememedaddy]

[crowningsarcasm]

@im-evaporating

[im-evaporating]

HOW DID YOU KNOW. HOW DID YOU-

I don't have an ounce of muscle in body in fact. I'm a pick me in terms of physical capabilities 🥀

[im-evaporating]

Hello children

I have yet not perished I just keep sliding into heavier depression each passing day and also my results come out next Monday so hahahahah anyone know any assasins

[sillylilzebra]

no assassins you gotta live i havent told you all my lore yet i didnt even start with the trauma i have from my dad pls live

[crowningsarcasm]

Yes, Zee, you must live for the lore. If you survive past Monday, perhaps I will tell you about the time one of classmates almost accidentally killed me. Well. One of. We're best friends now, though. I think back on that time fondly.

[star-lover-12]

Your classmate tried to WHAT

[crowningsarcasm]

It's a really funny story, trust me, I'll tell you all someday.

[star-lover-12]

I hope that someday is near cause i have chips and potatoes for this

[crowningsarcasm]

I plan on saving it for after @im-evaporating gets her results back. So, either Monday or Tuesday.

[star-lover-12]

Kk

I will wait

[im-evaporating]

GUYS THEY PUSHED MY RESULTS BACK TO THE END OF THE MONTH mission abort

@sillylilzebra I'll be waiting

@crowningsarcasm oh my best friend accidentally nearly killed me once too I'll be waiting

[star-lover-12]

What is it with you guys' friends trying to kill you ?!

[im-evaporating]

Do your friends even love you if they haven't attempted to murder you?

[star-lover-12]

Oh they do sometimes and mostly it is me trying to kill them

I just thought that my friends were weird for it and thought it wasn't normal

It turns out it is normal

[im-evaporating]

Not exactly normal, but common among the wierdos™️

[sillylilzebra]

NEW PFP NEW THEME AAAAAAAAA SO CUTE SO PRETTY ME LOVES

AWWE TY :3

though again, im not exactly happy with the pfp yet and i mightt change it soon, but yey :3 i like red

[im-evaporating]

I'm thinking of changing things up as well. Suddenly into blue alot

[im-evaporating]

theres only 3 ppl that id be wuhluhwuh about thats tabs you and starfire trust me on this LMAO

anyways not an update js me here :3

yeah no men are shit the answer is not positive either

sorry for wording the Un bit shittily LMAO yeah no the real story is i liked Un but needed to hide it so got into a situationship trust /j

I'd be wuhluhwuh about the three of you too trust

Update when👺👺👺

[im-evaporating]

Hello children

I have yet not perished I just keep sliding into heavier depression each passing day and also my results come out next Monday so hahahahah anyone know any assasins

[sillylilzebra]

no assassins you gotta live i havent told you all my lore yet i didnt even start with the trauma i have from my dad pls live

[crowningsarcasm]

Yes, Zee, you must live for the lore. If you survive past Monday, perhaps I will tell you about the time one of classmates almost accidentally killed me. Well. One of. We're best friends now, though. I think back on that time fondly.

[star-lover-12]

Your classmate tried to WHAT

[crowningsarcasm]

It's a really funny story, trust me, I'll tell you all someday.

[star-lover-12]

I hope that someday is near cause i have chips and potatoes for this

[crowningsarcasm]

I plan on saving it for after @im-evaporating gets her results back. So, either Monday or Tuesday.

[star-lover-12]

Kk

I will wait

[im-evaporating]

GUYS THEY PUSHED MY RESULTS BACK TO THE END OF THE MONTH mission abort

@sillylilzebra I'll be waiting

@crowningsarcasm oh my best friend accidentally nearly killed me once too I'll be waiting

[star-lover-12]

What is it with you guys' friends trying to kill you ?!

[im-evaporating]

Do your friends even love you if they haven't attempted to murder you?

[passing-through-bd]

Someday Messi will die and I won't have a clue cause I'd think he just retired again. Bro stop making grey scale posts🫩 just saw another pic and thought he killed himself

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

AND THE NEWS NARRATIONS. Dudes are narrating like it's the fucking end of the world.

[sillylilzebra]

ill let you guys know if he dies

even tho i rarely follow football posts, id know just because my mom is a crazy big messi fan so trust me id know

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

I don't follow football either. Learned about the narration from my mom watching news reports....and pausing them every 5 seconds and basically dying of cringe but forcing herself to watch it.

[crowningsarcasm]

An old debate teammate of mine was talking about Messi once, and I was pissed at him at the time, so I went, "What's that?" and to this day, I cannot forget the look of sheer horror on his face.

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

That happened to me in Grade 4 (when the last world cup was going on) and mine was...genuine. And the sheer shock on my classmates' face needs to be studied.

All of them apart from 1. He didn't have any idea who Messi was either and.....my friends had a heart attack.

[passing-through-bd]

I mean not all of my friends had apparently so much as heard of Marvel or Harry Potter.

My friend doesn't know who Hillary Clinton is. So...

[sillylilzebra]

who

[passing-through-bd]

My friend's face when I looked at her 100% not believing she's never heard of her or never seen her face (she has hypothyroidism btw)

[sillylilzebra]

idk what hypothyroidism is and i looked it up and im even more confused

[passing-through-bd]

It was a class on thyroid disorders. Katrina Kaif and Bush also have thyroid problems.

[im-evaporating]

Literally everyone has thyroid problems

[im-evaporating]

Told my mom to check my BP bcs I feel really ill, she didn't respond so I layed down in bed so she got mad at me saying I'll stay up all night if I nap rn and I'm feeling bad bcs of not drinking water all day then stormed off (she's pissed bcs her afternoon nap was interrupted until she got up)

[the-house-on-ash-tree-lane]

made one of these 👍

[crowningsarcasm]

Since Tumblr is determined to plague me with these, here you go, mutuals. Have fun with it.

@friendlyghostsandmonsters @im-evaporating @fanfictionconsumer @sillylilzebra @passing-through-bd @ace-of-hats @eccentric-tolkienite @blorbo-brainrot-time @star-lover-12 @liarambles @trulysarcastic @im-cool-i-swear

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

Imma do all my moots:

@crowningsarcasm - The Void and Smart Blue

@star-lover-12 - Matcha and Cargo shorts

@timothyduckingaround - Fight Club Soap

@halfmouse - Cargo Shorts

@marsishorriblysad - White

@im-evaporating - The Re-Agent and Evil Red

@killer-offical - Fight Club Soap the Reawakening

@sillylilzebra - The Re-Agent....number 2

@passing-through-bd -white and Fight Club Soap-rebirth

@blorbo-brainrot-time- White (you followed me first. So sorry I took so long)

@cobalt-draws-stuff - MATCHA

@thedragonwithoutfire - The Void and Cargo Shorts

@astracaedes- Fight Club Soap stikes again

You guys were already tagged...so no point in tagging again.

[im-evaporating]

Sorry for the last tag I didn't see you already did mine

I'M DEAD HAHAHA

You're very dandelion crayon & teeth to me. You're my baby. I'm an monkey and you're my tarzan.

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

...so how many people's baby am I currently??

[im-evaporating]

We're not fighting for custody so idk

[friendlyghostsandmonsters]

I mean @sillylilzebra is already my mother. And you are....?

[im-evaporating]

I'm your other mother, because Me & @sillylilzebra are just extensions of one another.

[im-evaporating]

oh fine okay ill start like part 1 here

so first we need to know about this girl. lets call her Un cuz im scared of namedropping ppl that are still in my school/adjacent to that

okay so Un, she also kind of gave me the feels, by the feels i mean i usually have like, reaally good gut feelings about people. like ill think theyre just kind of off and usually its right too like the person will end up doing smth, not js real people, kind of even applies to celebs sometimes but yea. Even then, i always try to be nice to people and give them the benefit of the doubt which is what i did with Un. She became friends with my bsfs, so she was kind of just included in my friend group too. The thing is, even though i didnt think much of it at the time, any sport i got into, suddenly she was into it too. I got inot debating and suddenly she gave up everything to take up debating (i gen did not mind, i was always happy if ppl found more hobbies and stuff yk? which is why i never thought it weird) and then ofc, i was doing well in chess at that time too, like winning tourneys for my school and stuff, and she got into chess too. Again, i didnt think much of it, cuz like, she alr knew how to play and people get motivated seeing other ppl thats normal, and again, im always very happy to have ppl to play against.

anyways, fun and games till she also kind of started going after my situationship too, because my friends would kind of ship us yk. youll never guess how my situationship reacted to that lmao keep guessing thats part 1 so byebye for today stay tuned for the next part <3 🍡🍡

The wording of the that first part about the Un girl had me thinking you were wuhluhwuh😭😭😭😭😭

Have you ever had the feels™️ about me

Damn you're so talented 🫪🫪🫪

That's... that was creepy..I get that you're very admirable and lovable and it's very normal for mid bitches to want to be you so bad but...what...

Men are horrible I don't have any positive guesses