[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[ntrider]

oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

[maziique-deactivated20250206]

[detectivehole]

some of you are miserable because you're mean. like you're just mean to people and things

[detectivehole]

"why don't i have any friends" because you are mean

[detectivehole]

this can be fixed at least in part very easily though! just stop being mean. i believe in all of you 👍

[roadhogsbigbelly]

this isn't going to happen but it WOULD be very funny

[roadhogsbigbelly]

the prison abolition leaving my body when it's funny

[ladyadaine]

Lestat was such a bitch he managed to haunt the narrative without even dying. Iconic behavior

[gracerings]

they gave him highlights, britney waves, a diva lime green coat and they put him in glittery makeup with blood spattered all over his face while he cries and makes terrible jokes all the while daniel in the background pretends he’s dying,, and then he sings like he’s in the rocky horror show????? absolute EPIC serve incoming that will change the course of tv history

[emprcaesar]

[lovelikeafuneral]

she’s like an abandoned cat

[scarymoviesss-deactivated202410]

when everyone else is in the dragon show but you're still stuck in a scary A24 movie

[agentmilayawithshield]

Sunfyre learning Common Tongue because Aegon never learned how to speak in Valyrian

[bbygirl-aemond]

love the implication that aegon can't be bothered to learn high valyrian but can be bothered to teach his dragon a second language

[speckled-jim]

Armand: "I had never made one. The idea repulsed m— repulses me."

Armand when Louis leaves him alone for two seconds with Daniel:

[malspinningyarns]

Must a show be “good”? Is it not enough to be an alternative history that asks “what if instead of the Catholic-Protestant schism causing complications in Tudor England, it’s Animorphs?” that’s super horny on main, has the vibe of A Knight’s Tale, surprisingly pretty accurate historical costumes (with a few notable exceptions), and a bunch of British character actors acting absolutely wild?

[annabelle--cane]

the real reason the first interview went south is because daniel was not yet divorced and therefore could not relate to louis on a level of divorcee-to-divorcee. the second interview went so well because daniel, now divorced twice, could not only relate to louis on that level, but also could then sense a certain eau de divorce in the air and did not relent until he sniffed it out and ended another marriage.

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

no language should be mocked other than french

[gareauxtrains]

Birds is “oiseaux” in French.

No letter is pronunced the way it should.

And there are seven of them.

[teaboot]

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

[judgejudyofficial]

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

[genderfluidintake]

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

[boosyboo9206]

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

mike oiseauxwski

[littleshploinka]

MIKE OISEAUXWSKI 😭😭

[tricksterkat209]

@frenchiepal

[gravitytrips]

I’m deeming this a tumblr tourist destination

[sarcastic-clapping]

[emmaziadarcy]

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 2.04 | A Dance of Dragons

[jeyneofpoole]

daemon drinking that bloodconcoction was actually crazy. he’s just out here doing shit.