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𓆣𓆣𓆣𓆣𓆣𓆣𓆣𓆣𓆣𓆣𓆣𓆣𓆣𓆣𓆣𓆣𓆣𓆣𓆣𓆣

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Barnaby: Kid, when’s the last time you slept?

Wally: Uh… a few days ago, I think.

Barnaby: A few- how many?!

Wally: Uh… *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers…

Barnaby: What you need is sleep!

[partycoffin]

I’m sick and fighting to work on the Update, so alas I could not make Wally Propaganda…. This is my speech…

Wally fought Valiantly in the Sexiest man Competition by standing there and smiling, and there is 4 Hours left, but I fear his fight ends here- But making it past one round is nothing to Sneeze at, and if Wally knew how to sneeze he wouldn’t sneeze at it either! Thank you all for Getting Wally one ☝️ Gold Medal!

@:)🥇

[partycoffin]

I just caught wind; It's truly an honor to Have Wally the Darling fighting for his life in the Sexy-man competition.

[partycoffin]

How did Barnaby meet Wally?

(If this is too lore related, then just what is a nice childhood memory of Barnaby's?)

Barnaby meeting Wally felt like business as usual, and Wally meeting Barnaby felt like meeting the whole world.

[partycoffin]

Funny Imagery for me (For Us) Is Barnaby and Wally at the Carnival. They walk by a stand Where one is to knock down the Milk Bottles with the Prizes being Big Funny hot Dogs and Wally points upwards and says, “Do you want that?” to which Barnaby responds, “I wouldn’t kick it outta bed.” Then Wally Takes the ball and Obliterates the Glass Milk tower. It is in Shambles. Barnaby has a big Hot dog now though!

[batoidman]

Trying to flirt ur way out of all the 'splainin' you got to do

[verylivinghumanbeing]

[skreebat]

Exhaustion

[skreebat]

Exhaustion

[batoidman]

hey have yall been reading @wildemoth 's fic it's fun :)

[loadedupright]

Divebar meetcute

[fuzzygraphics]

Something about Kremy in Feast For Frogs saying “I’m not a good cook, I’m a damn fine chef.”

Something about one of the FIRST things we learn about Kremy episode 1 (not counting pre-canon oneshots) is that he was a cook and promised himself never to return to it as a profession.

Something about the fact that Kremy still LOVES cooking. He takes pride in it. It’s something he did with his family growing up and it’s something he does for his family now.

Something about Gideon telling everyone and anyone that Kremy makes the best food in anywhere.

But he isn’t just a cook, he’s a chef.

[lemonfreshsal]

Kremy having to feed Gideon a ton when they first met to get him to bulk back into a proper bodyguard and then post-torture Torbek being Deja vu all over again and he’s like Jesus Christ how many ex-prisoners do I need to fatten up

this is his new job description....sorry krem u can never fully escape the food service life. not when all these poor tortured guys keep showing up in need of Food

i think he prob enjoys it tbf; krem seems to vibe really hard with any form of love+affection where he can freely give without needing anyone to actually perceive him and without any of the awkwardness of anyone knowing he has Feelings......cooking, shopping sprees, staying up 2 protect them all while they sleep...........plus i think he kind of desperately needs 2 be needed (that one ep where hes like "lol gid you smarter than me now? u even need me anymore?" and hes kidding around but also sounds like Genuinely Afraid </3 ) AND WHAT'S MORE CONSTANTLY NEEDED THAN FOOD, AMIRITE

i forget what ep it was, but in 1 of the recent ones i was watchin hes stressing abt what to cook every1 for dinner that nite in the middle of all the faewild nonsense and i was like 😭 Mom is this the time.......

[aahsoup]

when a mutuals struggling but you know you can't say anything to help so you just like their post and hope they know they're not alone

[batoidman]

They disgust me 💚💜❤💛

[batoidman]

she fight on my toe til i chemistry

... ok goodnight it's 3am goodnight love you bye

[slowpokegamer]

*looking at myself in the mirror*

Fanfiction is supposed to be cringy. You're allowed to write bad. You're allowed to be cringe. Fanfiction is supposed to be self indulgent. You're allowed to be cringe. Let yourself be cringe. Fanfiction is supposed to be fun. Stop putting arbitrary rules on yourself and be free.