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Birthday cake snob

[lonestatus]

my troublesome vassals have stopped squabbling amongst themselves ever since i introduced my 80% tax. this is great

[futchlings]

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

every so often I remember when they crashed a train into a nuclear waste storage container, on purpose, to demonstrate how durable they were, and the storage container didn't lose any measurable containment whatsoever.

meanwhile, coal power plants can spray radioactive coal ash willy-nilly into the atmosphere all day and all night, but noooo, it's nuclear power that's the scary bad polluter.

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[thefakerachelray]

Any sci-fi media: the spaceship is a character

Me: OMG THE SPACESHIP IS A CHARACTER

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[sillywindowsyndrome]

They absolutely had the club it was just smaller cult worship that were basically ragers

[violentdevotion]

someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

[0jamajos]

also let's take a moment to appreciate the picture of this man being arrested

[humanoidchaos]

🥚❤

[fez-ryan]

"So my bail conditions were, between my arrest and my trial, were that I wasn't allowed to carry eggs in public." host laughs "Yeah, I know, and so that is in itself like so absurd that it's like right" Host: "I gotta know, is there like a provision for if you're going home from the store? Or are you just, are you just egg-less?" "So the copper who was literally just like making this up at the station says like 'Ok, so your bail condition is: you're not allowed within 500 meters of the king; you're not allowed to carry eggs in public' and then he goes like 'ah actually, like, what 'appens if he wants to buy some eggs?' Ok, so they changed it so it's like, 'You're allowed to carry eggs as long as you're going home from the shops and you've got the receipt" host laughs "And I think, that was more viral than me actually doing it, you know what I mean like, people were like, that's Britain for you, have you got a license for those eggs"

-"The Man Who Egged King Charles", It Could Happen Here, May 18 2023

[postingcards]

"i'm sending you a lemon" postcard ca. 1910

[theabigailthorn]

my work campaigning for NHS reform for trans people has gotten me nominated for Amnesty's People's Human Rights Champion

it's a major honour just to be on this list - MICHAEL ROSEN???! HELL YEAH??!

it's public vote, you can vote from anywhere, and ngl winning it would really help with some future projects I've got going on. BUT there are some very deserving names on the list so, I guess vote your conscience?

do vote though, it takes 10 seconds on the link below

People’s Human Rights Champion

The Amnesty Media Awards honours those who use their platform to shine a light on human rights stories. Vote for who you think should win it

[theabigailthorn]

WE WON.

Amnesty named me People’s Human Rights Champion for exposing a scandal in British healthcare. My team and I found abuse, neglect, conversion therapy, and deaths, all ignored by NHS managers.

This was a group effort. Thanks to the crew, fact-checkers, lawyers, journalists, and the team at Nebula who helped bring this scandal to light. And to my friend Jess O'Thompson from the Good Law Project for collecting the award on my behalf!

See the story here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S5w18sjYLk

Support our work: https://www.patreon.com/c/PhilosophyTube

Hopefully this builds pressure for NHS reform. We need an informed consent system, a public inquiry led by trans people, + the managers who presided over this abuse must be punished.

[sillywindowsyndrome]

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) Dir. Lee Demarbre

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[opheliathegrey]

[waymond-wang]

Yo, peninsulas, that's what's up.

BEEF (2023) cr. Lee Sung-jin 1.04: Just Not All At The Same Time

[la-lemonade]

world where the first person to masturbate was a girl named jake: i'm gonna go jake it

[la-lemonade]

world where dogs are called cats and cats are called something else: i gotta get going. nice hanging out with y'all, but i gotta feed my something else

[la-lemonade]

world where arthritis was first identified in canines and also where things are named after the noise that the animal they were first identified in makes: arfthritis

[la-lemonade]

world where US political offices are named after sausages: i am running for ໄສ້ອັ່ວ

[la-lemonade]

world where instead of greek letters, mathematical symbols were named after various aquatic plants: and then we just multiply by the water lily

[la-lemonade]

what's ur favorite mathematical symbol

water lily

fairy moss

lotus

duckweed

waterwheel plant

pistia

something else???

Voting ended onApr 19

[faggotreblogsyndrome]

is this your weed thoughts

[la-lemonade]

world where thoughts are divided into various plant categories:

[la-lemonade]

world where the english gerund is "snirt": i'm gosnirt to the shop cuz my car needs repairsnirt

[la-lemonade]

world where time and cause & effect goes backwards: yeah i went to a concert to cover for how i called into work yesterday

[la-lemonade]

world where oranges are yellow: fuck i could really use a yellow rn

[la-lemonade]

world where transubstantiation is in vogue: yeah i need to go to the store to get more jesus

[la-lemonade]

world where various political ideologies are named after rodents: i just can't get down with fox squirrels, they just don't represent an actual systemic change to house mouse thought

[la-lemonade]

world where all art and artists are named after insects: the beetles

[la-lemonade]

world where positions of morality are named after molluscs: death grips - giving snail people slug ideas

[kingcatnine]

dude my croissant bill is through the roof this month (world where it's standard for houses to have a faucet that dispenses croissants)

[davidbyrne]

What if I told you David Byrne had that dog in him?

[gunsandfireandshit]

Can't stop thinking about the Eno quote now . . . .

[tim-official]

quick update. I've decided to also blockade the strait of Hormuz. so when you talk about the status of the strait please say that it is blockaded by Iran, the USA, and Timothy. Thanks