Irritation - Sentence Memes
“Ever think you’ll remove that stick up your ass?”
“Ah, so you’ve changed your mind… does this one work any better?”
“Good job, I think I’ll give you a high five… in the face.”
“Look I may be one for good deals but I’m not buying your bullshit.”
“I wouldn’t have to manage my anger, if you learned to manage your stupidity.”
“Sorry, I got mad and said a lot of things that I meant but shouldn’t of said.”
“You know I may be able to tolerate you but sometimes you really push it…”
“Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma?”
“You’re extremely attractive… when you don’t open your mouth.”
“I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you. “
“I’m jealous of all the people that haven’t met you.”
“You bring everyone a lot of joy… when you leave the room of course.”
“I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.”
“If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.”
“You think you’re so high and mighty, don’t you?”
“Beaten on the ground is a good look for you.”
“I love how you just wear anything.”
“Personally, I find it charming how you’re not obsessed with personal style.”
“Wish I could be as laid-back as you about all responsibilities you’re avoiding.”
“Oh I’m sorry, is this making you uncomfortable?”
“Go ahead, keep goading. See what happens…”
“You’re not as interesting as you think you are.”
“Oh, you really think that’s a good idea? That’s cute.”
“No I get it, you look down on me ‘cause that’s the only way your fragile little ego gets validated.”
“I’d like to see things from your point of view but I can’t seem to get my head that far up my ass.”
“Not saying I would, but with the way you’re going someone is bound to punch your lights out.”
“Are good manners just something that escapes you? That’s alright, not everyone came from a civilized upbringing.”
“Shut your mouth for once, before I do it for you.”
“You’re shit at defending yourself, so you make up for it in little snide comments.”
“I get tired of staring at your mug all day.”
“I was having a good day until I ran into you.”
“Ooh, what a scary look. Got something in mind there, or are you just gonna carry on like a spineless imp?”
“You say that, but we both know what would happen if you dared to challenge me.”
“I haven’t been ignoring you; I’ve been prioritizing you.”
“Wait, let me stop you there… is this train of thought actually relevant?”
“ I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.”
“No no, please keep talking. I always yawn when I’m interested.”
“I’m already visualizing the duct tape across your mouth.”
“Even when I constantly hand your ass to you, you come back for more.”
“Be quick, I don’t have all day.”
“You can’t buy yourself class.”
“Do you ever think before opening your mouth?”
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