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HLVRAI: gordon is constantly enraged by benrey. hes often distracted and misinterpreting the words of his actual allies because benrey easily gets under his skin. his anger makes benrey central to whatever is going on even if benrey himself is unrelated to the situation, making gordon look stupid and gay
HL2VRAI: gordon is constantly enamored by stain. hes often distracted and accidentally ignoring his allies because even stain taking the wrong step worries him. his caring makes stain central to whatever is going on even if there is a bigger problem at hand, making gordon look stupid and gay
17th century european philosophers are so funny, they’ll be like “my aim herein is to discourse upon the nature of that which we call ‘civilization,’ and more generally that which we call ‘civil.’ the finger, as all can perceive, is a certain gland growing from the tissue of the arm, which, when acted upon by the electrical motion of the soul, doth exhibit such selfsame actions as does the worm; and therefore we may surmise that the worm is made of the same substance as the finger, or rather the finger the worm” and they just go on talking about fingers in a deeply incorrect but worryingly rational way for another 20 pages
crazy to see "I can't believe these young scholars let the homunculus do their homework" coming from wizards who I know copied all their spells from Sparikus's Commentaries on old grimoires when they were apprentices
My wards alert me that scribes keep adding annotations to my scroll saying that the homunculi are wrong sometimes. Of course they're wrong. If you don't have a use for bumbling, overeager, sycophantic, incompetent minions, how can you even call yourself a mage?
Commentaries also seem to be circulating widely-disproven ideas about the homunculi's mana consumption. Dude like half of the top artificers think the homunculi are going to try to kill us in our sleep and extract our souls for conjuring ink. We don't need to make up reasons to be distrustful of the treacherous and deceitful minions
⚔️ BROADS AND BROADSWORDS VOLUME 3 PREORDERS ARE NOW OPEN! ⚔️
Broads and Broadswords is a charity zine and a celebration of varied women, varied genders, and the swords and blades that love them. This zine collects 80 pages of original color illustrations and comics made entirely by 60+ independent artists-- and no AI at all--in a perfect bound book, available in both digital and print format. All proceeds from the Broads and Broadswords zine will be split between the Transgender Law Center and Point of Pride.
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little sneak peek of my piece for the @broadsandbroadswords zine, which is on sale until june 24th!!! if you order a copy you'll get to see the full thing, plus over 150 other pages of gorgeous sword-related art ♥️⚔️
there are a bunch of purchase options here ranging from $9 to $39, all of which goes to support the Transgender Law Center and Point of Pride! alsooo if you reblog this announcement post you can enter a giveaway to receive free copies!!
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