audrey is the love of my lives

frankie or francis or frank. adult male born in the 1800s. i am normal and have no desires to hurt anyone i post a lot of things i find funny or cute or interesting. profic not so much taken by, but having taken, @littlelovegod. proud father icon by spinky_ on twitter

[electric-marrow]

i’m posting my girlfriend to the top of my blog so she never needs to act out ever again

[electric-marrow]

this is still my baby. i attach her to my web presence because she is my world

[toasteraaa]

The best thing that has happened to the Deltarune community. Pirate Gaster. So my partner and I did the most logical thing.

Wanted Posters.

I did the art, and my partner did the graphic design and put them in the One Piece posters.

That's all yall!

[casual-haterism]

being a trans guy is great because you get all the negative effects of being a woman in a patriarchial society and all the negative effects of being a man in a patriarchal society

[hornetdlc]

In the first Hades game by Supergiant, we play as Zagreus (male) and we are able to dash to avoid enemies attack.

In its sequel, Hades II, we play as Melinoe (female), Zagreus' sister, and we are now able to not only dash, but sprint by holding down the dash button, which allows us to gain new moves associated with sprinting.

In the first Hollow Knight game by Team Cherry, we play as an unnamed protagonist commonly referred to as the Knight (agender at creation) and we are able to dash to avoid enemies attack.

In its sequel, Hollow Knight: Silksong, we play as Hornet (female), the Knight's sister, and we are now able to not only dash, but sprint by holding down the dash button, which allows us to gain new moves associated with sprinting.

From this we can infer 2 things:

Only women can sprint, everyone else can only dash

Sprinting may also be exclusive to sisters of their previous games' protagonist

[lesbutcher]

Thinking about buckling someone’s collar to my belt so they can’t take me out of their throat. Just letting them massage my cock with their gulps and whines all day. Hopefully they learn to breathe through their nose, but maybe if I get extra bored or irritated with my job I’ll reach down and hold it shut just to watch them start to panic and squirm.

[hellspawnmotel]

babooshka, babooshka, babooshka

[christianstepmoms]

And I worked with a man called Squidward. And he was a Protestant man, but we were the best of friends. But by God, he was crabid as a bag of cats. He was an auld grump. And he'd be big into the flutes and the Oboes and things like that. He lived in a big stone head.

[michelleion]

you really do have to watch the video, it's everything

[digitalkiddo]

If you're writing anything involving cons, scams, heists, or morally questionable characters who are very good at lying, here are some free resources I've been using for research. Saving you the "why is this in my search history" anxiety.

1. The FBI's Famous Cases & Criminals archive (fbi.gov/history/famous-cases) has detailed breakdowns of real fraud cases, Ponzi schemes, and confidence operations. The language they use is clinical and precise, which is perfect for getting the procedural details right.

2. The FTC Consumer Sentinel Network publishes annual reports on the most common fraud tactics in the US. Great for understanding how modern scams actually work and what makes people fall for them.

3. The Smithsonian's American Art Museum has a free digital collection of forgery case studies. If your character forges documents or art, this is gold.

4. Court Listener (courtlistener.com) is a free legal database where you can read actual court transcripts from fraud trials. Want to know how a real con artist talks under oath? This is where you find out.

5. The Internet Archive's collection of old newspaper crime sections. Search for "confidence man" or "swindle" in papers from the 1920s through 1960s and you'll find incredible real stories that would feel too dramatic for fiction.

Bonus: The Psychology of Fraud section on the Association for Psychological Science website has accessible articles about why people trust, how deception works cognitively, and what makes someone a convincing liar. Essential reading if you want your con artist characters to feel psychologically real.

Reblog to save for later. Your WIP will thank you.

[kitsunico]

thanks toby

[yanguang]

[yanguang]

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[ekrixart]

thanks for walking me home

[octodrawn]

family resemblance?

[yourfavehastoeatoysters]

Kris Dreemurr from Deltarune is non-binary and has to eat oysters!

[jackerknack]

toby's first tumblr unsexyman

[imathers]

[m0nomercy]

brb beating up my grandpa