Incorrect Shadowhunters Quotes

And other stuff but mostly text posts of my own creation

[djdangerlove]

Shadowhunters Playing Cards

[ishenwulf]

The Lightwoods

[mariemarion]

ah, to lie in his arms​🥰...~

cozy malec comm for your today's enjoyment :')💖​Thank you once again @quickbright 💙​💙​💙​

[asras-wife]

I know some people get nervous about interacting directly so I just want y'all to know I appreciate you.

[abby0007]

Happy #PrideMonth dear Shadowfam, you all are so beautiful and amazing.

[littleartbot]

Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack.

[silverbanerunes]

Jace: I am the kind of person that likes to think things through.

Alec: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

[silverbanerunes]

Jace: [to Clary] Your smile? It makes my day.

Alec: [to Magnus] Your happiness? I live for that.

Simon: Hotel? Trivago.

[silverbanerunes]

Magnus: The human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…

Alec: Do you need to talk?

Magnus: I wish i was a croissant.

[silverbanerunes]

Simon: I didn’t want to do this, but I know one way we can get the money.

Clary: You’d make a decent prostitute.

Simon: I’d make an amazing prostitute, but I was actually talking about this guy I know.

[silverbanerunes]

Jace: [sneaks through the Institute window at 2am]

Alec: [flicking on the light and turning in his chair] So, where were you?

Jace: I-I was with Clary!

Clary: [turning around in her own chair] Want to try again?

[silverbanerunes]

Maia: Simon, what are you listening to?

Simon: A relaxation tape. The rain is supposed to relax me.

Maia: Is it working?

Simon: Not really. I keep worrying that I left my van windows down.

[magnusedom]

SHADOWHUNTERS + text posts 1/∞ | Alec and Magnus edition

[red-enby]

i drew Magnus’ eyes😊

[shirmirart]

Wishing everyone a happy Bi Week, and especially to my favorite bisexual warlock, Magnus Bane 💗💜💙

[asras-wife]

I know some people get nervous about interacting directly so I just want y'all to know I appreciate you.

[silverbanerunes]

What If: They got stuck in Edom

Alec, writing in his diary: day 183. i’m stuck in Edom, surrounded by creatures of all sorts of species, the likes of which i’ve never seen before. after months of thorough observation, i have concluded that—

Clary: [to the tune of The Final Countdown] IT'S A MENTAL BREAKDOWN!

Simon: [off-key kazoo]

Alec: - there is no intelligent life here.