☆incorrect! sonic quotes☆

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[silverchokingonair]

Knuckles: Keep this up and I’ll punch you.

Rouge: Do it. I dare you.

Knuckles:

Knuckles:

Knuckles: I—

Rouge: That’s what I thought.

[silverchokingonair]

Blaze: Just don’t get Cream flowers. They die, she cries, there’s a whole funeral, it’s not worth it.

[silverchokingonair]

Shadow: I'd invite you in, but my place is a mess.

Silver: That's okay. I don't mind.

Shadow: The mess, though.

Silver: Don't worry about it!

Shadow: I don't want you in my house.

[silverchokingonair]

Maria: Let me see what you have.

Baby Shadow: A gun!

Maria: NO!

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Blaze: Shadow, keep an eye on Sonic today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Shadow: Sure, I’d love to see Sonic get punched.

Blaze: Try again.

Shadow: I will stop Sonic from getting punched.

[silverchokingonair]

Sonic: *stands outside Blaze’s house holding a sign that says ‘Homecoming?’*

Amy: OH MY GOD, YES!!

Sonic: No, tell Blaze!

Amy: BLAZE! I’M GOING TO HOMECOMING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!!

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Blaze: Is something burning?

Sonic: Just my love for you.

Blaze: Sonic, the toaster is on fire.

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Amy: Oh complain, complain! You know, when life gives you lemons—

Eggman: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS

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Blaze: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Shadow: *turning to Sonic* How tall are you?

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Blaze: Sonic, can you pass the salt?

Sonic: *throws Shadow across the table*

[silverchokingonair]

Blaze: I made tea.

Sonic: I don’t want tea.

Blaze: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Sonic: Then why are you telling me?

Blaze: It’s a conversation starter.

Sonic: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Blaze: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Sonic: i love you, blaze

Sonic: sorry autocorrect

Blaze: Oh thank god

Sonic: *i’m in love with you, blaze

Blaze: ?!

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Blaze: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Shadow?

Shadow: ...No.

Silver: I do!

Blaze: I know, Silver.

Silver: I’m sad!

Blaze: I know, Silver.

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Shadow: God, you’re annoying.

Tails: God is what?

Sonic: I’m annoying apparently, Tails.

Shadow: That’s it, I’m leaving.