Alien Memester

Space loving memester who is strangely obsessed with cow chop.

[thebootydiaries]

him: *replies back 10mins later*

me: *replies back 20mins later cuz he wanna play games wit me*

[kayvsworld]

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

[rizaoftheowls]

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

[kingslacky]

[correctionslife-deactivated2021]

Cain killing Able

[honeybrowns]

​why did this conservative trump supporting gun blog drop the funniest caption on this post

[yeezy-nation]

[virtua92]

[miyku]

[bethesdha]

*pours one for the ppl that paid $80*

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[ai-papi-deactivated20201124]

dear God take care of her when i can’t

[phallictunicate-deactivated2024]

Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away

[mulhollandgf-deactivated2020020]

[mattniskanenseyebrows]

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

[ottermatopoeia]

OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK

[patrick-stumps]

OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

I͔̟̠̻̽̋̌͋͌́̆T̶̠̖̙͙͈̐͂S̽ͥͣ̄̄̚͝ ͖̞̈́͗̄̿͐O̠̪̙͊ͯ͒͐͐̐̐Cͭ̃͛́T̍ͣ́ͮͩŎ̈́҉Ḅ̞ͦ̾̄͗̓͛͘E̸̥̩̦̝̲̊̉͋̅̋̒̿R̲̝͔̪̬͎̯̎̋

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

in case you guys wanna know what modern high school dances are like, at mine despacito came on and everyone t-posed around this one kid as he fortnite danced like his life depended on it

[donguata]

[thebootydiaries]

My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly

[teojida-archive-deactivated2020]

*gets caught pickpocketing cos i keep saying ‘yoink’ outloud when i do it*

[shitpostgenerator]

please do not disrespect the moon

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

[actuallycrying-deactivated20190]

If ur stressin over some boy just know he’s not worth it. ur too good for him

[joeydeangelis]

[afon-afanc]

[motherish]