ginga crack (dead/archived)

crack blog for incorrect quotes, out of context shit and funny frames in the anime duo. ran by @inukoinu-k9

[silverfanginga]

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80’s Gin: Who are you?

1999-2000 Gin: I am you.

80’s Gin: I am me.

19-20 Gin: No sir, you are you.

80’s Gin: I don’t know. Two is two.

Both: Got two buss downs, Diamonds blue.

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Yoshihiro: Kisaragi has 19 puppies- I mean bottles of dish soap and he gives-

Fans: Wait, why does Kisaragi have so many sons?

Kisaragi: MIND YOUR BUSINESS, FANDOM!

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Kyōshirō: Well fuck.

Ken: What is it now, Kyō?

Kyoshiro: @incorrectgingaquotes is dying again.

Ken: Is there anything we could do to save it?

Kyōshirō: How am i supposed to know without @starstriiker-k9 ?

Starstriker: Kyōshirō, i’m gonna make another skit and revive it! Don’t be so impatient, alright?

Kyōshirō: You better.

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Ben: So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.

Gin: I did. I broke it…

Ben: No. No, you didn’t. Moss?

Moss: Don’t look at me. Look at Akatora.

Akatora: What?! I didn’t break it.

Moss: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Akatora: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Moss: Suspicious.

Akatora: No, it’s not!

Smith: If it matters, probably not… Cross was the last one to use it.

Cross: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Smith: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Cross: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Smith!

Gin: Alright let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Ben.

Ben: No. Who broke it?

Sniper: [whispering] Ben, Hyena’s been awfully quiet…

Hyena: Really?!

Sniper: Yeah, really!

*Arguement in background*

Ben: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Good. It was getting a little chummy around here…

[angrysnakes]

It’s a lil early for pride month but I had the urge to make ginga pride icons with only the most Valid lgbt headcanons! I wanna do more of these so more headcanons are appreciated, especially for flags I haven’t done yet (but all welcome)

lesbian Bellatrix / gay Rocket / bisexual Gin

trans Smith / ace GB / aro Benizakura

agender Tesshin / nonbinary Hyena / pansexual Reika

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Tōbe: Hrrng Hougen-sama, I’m trying to sneak around but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Ohu soldiers.

Hōgen: Chesus Fucking Jrist, Tōbe! Your ass is too big for this army.

And that’s how Tōbe got kicked out of Hōgen’s Army :D

Big thanks to @sketch-shepherd for giving me the idea!

[two-tied-hearts]

Remember that one time GB accidentally swallowed Kamakiri’s detached testicle                     

[inukoinu-k9]

i died seeing this

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Weed: Father, so many enemies have showed up and almost killed all of us. What’s next? Akakabuto rising from the dead?

Gin: Don’t worry, son. There is nothing else to worry about. Peace is restored at last.

*Monsoon drops in*

Gin: ...........

Weed: Told ya.

[angrysnakes]

Some underappreciated ginga characters - Wilson, Benizakura, and Hyena. I’ve been reading the GNG manga and while they’re important characters they don’t get much love.

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My babies

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Gin: Daddy?

Riki: DO I LOOK LI-

[flimmerhortonjack]

GNG in a nutshell

Dog: I HATE YOU, RAAARGH, GTFO

Gin: *beats up dog*

Dog: Wow, I understand everything now

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FIRST BLOG, ENJOY!

GINger

Smith: Hey, Gin.

Gin: Yeah? What’s up Smith?

Smith: Is it getting hot in here? Because it’s spicy as “gin”ger

Gin: .............. get out.