gmo chicken

what if you wanted to build a house but god said (hsssssssssssss)

[gorecuisine-deactivated20200201]

kiss kiss!

[quiet-times-deactivated20210722]

I’m an old Minecraft player. I started playing when it first came out. I saw the dark days when coal was rare, charcoal was nonexistent, and pork chops didn’t stack. I was there, punching sheep and watching their wool explode off them. I was shook when they added baby animals and breeding. I was screaming in excitement when they added cats. I explored the pre villager ghost towns.

But despite all of this, redstone fucking confuses me. How do I make a piston double door? Where do I put the lever?? How do I make it so the wall doesn’t have to be 8 blocks thick????? This is??? The worst?????

[end-gateway]

[ice-block]

Me: oh fuck I’m late for Minecraft school! *shoves three wheat into my mouth as I run*

[silverfish-bitch-blog]

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[aroender]

Source:Magmamusen

[gorecuisine-deactivated20200201]

spooky looking

[cryptkcrafter]

groves are pretty

[silverfish-bitch-blog]

fidget spinner

[succulentbud]

Colorized photo of when Miss Miku invented Minecraft

[sookicide]

idk if anyone is wondering but if u are then here u go, also that baby llama.. i am weeping

[lesbiendermans]

[silverfish-bitch-blog]

badlands biomes have a special place in my heart i just love those Clay Bitches ...

[flamecrafters]

dont even look at me if you arent minecraft steve

[queer-wither]

hi

[flamecrafters]

o-oh no!! *drops all my dirt blocks* s-steve im so sorry >o<!! *picks up dirt block seductively*  *picks up dirt block seductively*  *picks up dirt block seductively*  *picks up dirt block seductively*  *picks up d

[queer-wither]

*helps you pick up your dirt blocks*

wow haha, you have so many. my wife she.. she took all my dirt in the divorce. its been hard to cope.

[flamecrafters]

y-y’know steve *blushes* you could,, have some of mine >////< 

m-maybe we,, c-could get coffee >o< d-dont get the wrong idea tho O///O!! i dont l-like you or anything *crushes your skull with a rock*

[the-minecraft-funnies]

Cain killing Able

[silverfish-bitch-blog]

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[bitches-be-changin-urls-deactiv]

me rebuilding my house after my fireplace burned half of it:

[hailinglights]

@salmonspawnegg After burning our house down and killing our wild horse we kept in the house. R.I.P Big man 

[silverfish-bitch-blog]

RIP BIG MAN :cry:

[lesbian-drowned]

*Building Minecraft house* let’s get this shed

[chiakiplaysfortnite]

:  )

[silverfish-bitch-blog]

yk for a game with Just Some Blocks, minecraft is fucking pretty