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[bayernista]

[russellradio]

[sugar-petals]

german national team intro masterpost

since these utter buffoons officially qualified for the world cup (let’s do this ⚽️) it’s about time i rec you our football dudes, here are some key clowns i mean essential players to watch for 🇩🇪👋

first, have one of our hot weirdos with his puppy to bait you

if that interests you maybe nice thighs and arms will as well

that being said we’re good to go 

so who are these shapely men in black then

the german football team 2021 — coached by our nation’s tiny football dad hansi flick 

can you spot him, hint hint he’s surrounded by a bunch of drama divos

hansi is very important as he recently joined for a new era, not just because’s he’s walking all these attractive models around to drop our jaws but um i mean

anyway i digress, more about father hansi in a minute. for overview purposes have a cheesy overedited pic of everyone who is currently kicking the ball around for us, not 100% up to date but you get a good idea

”kader” translates to “our squad” basically

but to us they are family, football is a big ole deal in germany

we all lose our marbles over the games (picture: pre-covid public viewing) and i’m about to explain you why our sexy football husbands are kicking up such a storm 

welcome to our world. send in the clowns

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[moosiala-deactivated20250927]

[uptheredslfc]

football

[vettl-deactivated20221028]

me when manu has a bozo moment vs when the bayern defense has a bozo moment

[cichocicho]

manuel peter neuer, our lord and savior

[inpulsafinis-deactivated2022050]

it's littered alright

[laissezferre]

one gifset per episode servant of the people | sluha narodu s2e12

[ky-landfill]

[sreppub]

two moments right before they… 🤫 (💋)

[aloofwindbag]

Worried helicopter dad

[sreppub]

i lasted about 40 minutes before putting cat ears on him

[axuan-ackerman]

When superman disobeyed batman's order，again🤣

[gothamguts-moved83747365]

hm. is the space between the bat ears on b's cowl wide enough for clark to rest his chin on. would the bat ears poke him in the eye. discuss.

[gothamguts-moved83747365]

@catmanbowser replied: No but if it does clark wouldnt feel it anyway and go "ouh your 'ears' are pokey, it tickles :)"

Also the posibility that it would chip the ears so then bruce would have 2 stumpy bat ears

literally... i'm afraid for the cowl's ears.....

[gothamguts-moved83747365]

@slydiddledeedee replied: He’s Batman the ears are Bendy I bet

UR A GENIUS

[catmanbowser]

The two possible outcome are like these then?

[gothamguts-moved83747365]

SCREAM. he got the bendy ears after the first one happened

[superbatlvr1]

help me

[sahrabarik]

i like to think he's kinda smushed in there hehe!

[allgremlinyaps]

hello hello idk if you're still taking art requests but if you are could we pls see bruce just like smothering clark in kisses?? personally i think bruce would be tripping over himself to shower his boyfriend in kisses. head-over-heels-in-love!superbat, but esp bruce, is the best dynamic me thinks. pls and thank uuuuu

yes yes yes!! Bruce is smitten ok!! he's obsessed!! he's down horrendous !!

[sreppub]

hi 👋 it’s gonna be shitposts for a while until i get the hang of drawing them. can’t decide on their features!