Hai Guys.

Sup.

[scavengre]

i have quiiiite the backlog to post here

[unusual]

[the-muppet-joker]

Eating another can of sardines. People are too fucking scared to talk to me. Heh. Can't say I blame em...

[ambidisastrous]

People who work within a system: okay so studies show that the normal system works 90% of the time, but because it’s very bad when it doesn’t work, we’ve set up a process to manage those outliers. We need six well-trained workers to run the system 100% of the time without any serious incidents.

CEOs and politicians, every time: Well i just saw it go right twice in a row which means the normal system which you say works 90% of the time actually works 100% of the time. We’re cutting the team down to one person pulling 18 hour shifts without breaks

[cipheramnesia]

If they even wait to see if it works once, it's lucky. If they care whether it works, it's astonishing. If they know how it works, it's fiction.

[the-muppet-joker]

Despite All My Rage...

[kabber]

[animentality]

[yesterdaysprint]

Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906

[tehamelie]

You think they’d let a spider write in the newspaper in 1906?

[cipheramnesia]

You could do whatever in 1906

[cuntstable]

THEY ADDED SENSHI PUSSY SHOTS!!!!!!!

[exitwound]

mutuals

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

Which is prev?

Unmarried girl

Apologist

Craftsman who works with a wheel

Archivist

Dying person

Educator

Girl

Jurist

Knife sharpener

Lawyer

Librarian

Remaining time: 1 day 13 hours

[nicothespy]

oh tumblr staff definitely noticed the transphobe allegations and put the entire lgbtq+ in it LMAO

[hcnnibal]

just got back into gardening so i’ve forgotten. are basil leaves supposed to be this big

[hcnnibal]

am i the problem

[mousegirlheart]

op are you a hobbit

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[the-big-mood]

[noshamehustle]

[formerglory25]

reblog if you too are bi and confused or support others’ right to be bi and confused

[the-big-mood]

[newtonpermetersquare]

So that’s basically how it went down

[tricornking]

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office