Hai Guys.

Sup.

[pangur-and-grim]

kneading with all four paws

[pangur-and-grim]

[strange-aeons]

Not to be dramatic or anything but waking up with this bug in my bed literally makes life worth living

[strange-aeons]

BUG IN MY BED!!!!

[queer-as-city-folk]

is it weird to wish nudism was normalized purely because I'm curious what my friend's dicks look like?

[queer-as-city-folk]

not like in a sexual way, just because I think it's be interesting

[lastnightisatum-blur]

[queer-as-city-folk]

she gets it!!

[ruinedchildhood]

[qqchurch]

[animentality]

[loreleywrites]

Thank you, Kamen Rider Black villain of the week, for saying what I'm always thinking:

[pangur-and-grim]

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

[pangur-and-grim]

that's insane. we need to change this

[animentality]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[kittydealer]

u/godfather_wanderlust

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[were--ralph]

if i were a billionaire i would make a hooters for fat men in thongs so fucking fast

[were--ralph]

its called Milkies and you get to milk your condiments from them with fake udders while they pant and sweat and maybe moo a bit

[were--ralph]

im accepting donations and investments and applications

[were--ralph]

The mascot is a bara bull man in a thong and one testicle out and his name is Milky Mike and for extra money you can reserve him for a table where he breastfeeds you Dr. Pepper or other soft drinks

[were--ralph]

For birthday parties you can pay extra to have Eggy Eddie the werewolf lay an egg on the table and inside is a mystery gacha treat the whole family can enjoy except not really because this is a restaurant for adults only

[were--ralph]

theres a Woke Option for every meal on the menu where you can add extra estrogen, testosterone, or mystery hormone

but watch out

[were--ralph]

You can play a game of Slappies which is where you slap Milky Mike's tiddies like those carnival machines with the scores and if you reach 999 you get a free shirt and also get doused with breastmilk (or a soft drink for those who are lactose intolerant #accessibility)

[charlesoberonn]

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

reblog to form a mighty faggot with your mutuals

[starwarspissorgy]

I also felt this part was hilarious and should be included

[elisecairo]

[katherynefromphilly]

As someone who was alive when Bob Ross (and William Alexander before him — that’s where the approach is from) was on PBS, I can 100% testify that you can paint along with him.

You may need to learn how to set up your paints and such… but this is what people did, live, while the show aired. That’s what the show was for. I had family members create lovely works of art they enjoyed, which I still have on my walls, because William Alexander and Bob Ross both said:

SCREW METICULOUS CLASSICAL ART PRACTICES — JUST GRAB A PALETTE KNIFE AND BIG OLD BRUSH AND PAINT!

They freed a whole generation of people who were taught to paint detail and realism and exact representation of reality — people who largely gave up this kind of thing because it got tedious.

I watched the joy of family members as they rediscovered art as a messy fun spontaneous half hour activity.

Give it a try.

[depsidase]

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

you have got to stop worrying about being the hottest person at the grocery store and start shoplifting ‼️