take it slow

$peachysimaa

[beaft]

nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes

[simaa420]

Hahaha hey yall

hello! i literally havent used this account in years what the heck did I miss? React to keep me relevant pls

[egg-tampon]

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

[mycatstail]

I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long.

[randomslasher]

I literally had the sensation of being slammed back in time just now

[big-ovipositor-energy]

nowadays we make bad content all day

[graceless-goddess-deactivated20]

[spite]

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

[skinoutqueen]

Where the thick boys at, hope y’all had a good day, looking like a big ol cute ass teddy bear I love y’all

[teuer]

i swear if I see one customer today

[ruinedchildhood]

When my parents have guests over and I need to get to the kitchen

[djo-time]

people who change their phone’s font to that squiggly one are not to be trusted

[djo-time]

[windwaver]

[swankinftjuice-deactivated20190]

In HD too

[alwaystrill]

REBLOG FOR GOOD LUCK!

[von-felden]

*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*

tumblr staff:  We will fix it (:

[smidnite]

If this ain’t the tea, tho.

[agnesstarker-deactivated2020060]

Yet pornbots still exist

[springlockedfoxy]

It only got 50% of the porn bots. And 50% legit users.

[therapist-anon-deactivated20220]

A perfect balance of bullshit and fucking bull shit.

[wombat-astronaut-deactivated201]

[gunzonyatmblr]

Them: yall talk?

Me: nah i’m getting played, why wassup?

[slowspinningredemption]

the day is december 18, 2018. i type a post and use ‘👀’ in the text body. the emoji too closely resembles nipples (female presenting) and i am immediately executed

[sparkles-and-trash]

[girl-in-the-hitops]

first it was no horny on main by etiquette and now it’s no horny anywhere by law

[youareoutofyourelementdonny]

[titties-and-mild-suffering-deac]

LMAO DEADASS