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[spoiled-milllk]

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been thinking about surrounding a bucket of auntie anne’s mini pretzel dogs

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@thegayonesgf okay same

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@stneat the senses are gone as long as u have the hovercar!

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@thegayonesgf you’d give up the hovercar??

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@prettyprettygocd yea exactly, u can keep it if u don’t want it

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if you had to give up one of ur senses for a hovercar, which one would it be?

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my love language is all of them bitch i have a big heart

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are u ever just too lazy to get up and get food

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@xannydevito2 how could u do this

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hey, please say it back

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@avgfp me too!

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okay but what if santa wasnt a jolly old man, but rather a fairy like tinker bell

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@stneat that’s exactly what i’m thinking yes

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@thighworship just a sticker to put on my forehead would be amazing

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@ratgirlsclub i don’t write the rules, sorry!