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leviathan is actually my favourite so go figure // i just made this so i had a separate place for my obey me shit

[lostkrbkaccount]

So tell me, why do you ship krbk?

[simeonsimp]

i saw gay so i said gay. it was an ✨astute observation✨

[beelsbreakfast]

this is so fucking good you guys

[kirikiribaku]

Some krbk headcanons I am obsessed with:

• Bakugou wears eyeliner

• Kirishima has two mums

• Bakugou helps Kiri dye his hair

• Kirishima wakes up when Bakugou has a nightmare

• They have a secret knock code for when that happens. Three taps mean “I’m coming over”

• Bakugou gradually loses his hearing because of his quirk

• Their love language involves affection through their hands. Hand holding, kissing, fingers brushing whenever they’re close

• They have their own hero agency

• Kirishima doesn’t like Bakugou’s mum

[simeonsimp]

yes ❤️

[breakfastwiththedamned]

[simeonsimp]

dude this is so fucking cool !!!

[boxbusiness]

Kyaaaaaah!

[boxbusiness]

Death is imminent.

[pinkfemme-deactivated20210608]

did somethig for them… the elesbins… lebsia… lesniabns…..  lebinas…girls

[kingofthebeesknees]

Mammon: We're as thick as thieves!

Solomon: Okay.

Mammon: As juicy as burglars!

Solomon: Stop.

Mammon: Just a couple of dummy thicc stealy bois!

[daisucce]

[simeonsimp]

yea ❤️

[wolfface-a-d]

trip to the aquarium

[simeonsimp]

this is so fucking cool

[incorrect-obeyme]

Mammon: can i go to the bathroom

Teacher: it’s may

Mammon: it’s september

[vandelli0n]

Yes I love Lucifer. Yes, I would fight him under any circumstances.

[simeonsimp]

yeah ❤️

[vandelli0n]

Obey Me characters as iconic tumblr posts is my new favorite thing to do

[asmoyonce]

mc: can you do me a small favour?

literally everyone: i’d literally kill for you but go on

[ihatebelphie]

i think i could fight Lucifer and win like idk guys im just built different

[anime-clickanddrag-geemu]

Obey Me! birthday scenario game!

Birth Month

January: Satan

February: Luke

March: Mammon

April: Beelzebub

May: Leviathan

June: Lucifer

July: Belphegor

August: Barbatos

September: Asmodeus

October: Simeon

November: Diavolo

December: Solomon

Birth Date

Kisses your cheek

Punches you

Sings to you

Dances with you

Buys you a car

Beats you in a video game

Caresses your skin

Sleeps under your bed

Steals all your food

Places a curse on you

Chases after you

Bites your ear

Confesses their love to you

Licks you

Kisses your forehead

Friendzones you

Cooks for you

Steals all your money

Kidnaps you

Starts a fight against you

Kisses your lips

Pushes you into a pool

Gives you a piggyback ride

Cuddles with you

Stalks you

Ignores you for all eternity

Tickles you

Flirts with you

Kisses your hand

Sleeps next to you

Pinches your cheeks

Initial of Your First Name

A-D: ...because they hate you

E-I: ...because they're angry

J-M: ...because they love you

N-R: ...because they're sad

S-V: ...because they admire you

W-Z: ...because they're jealous

[simeonsimp]

belphegor sings to you because they love you

i- 🥺🥺🥺

[cutehellspawn]

look what i came across on my phone while cleaning up, had this here since june lmao. time to get this shitpost out into the world