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Police: You are under arrest for attempting to carry three people on a motorcycle

Mammon: Damn it

MC: Wait, did you say three?

Police: Yes, three.

Levi: Oh shoot…

Mammon: Beel fucking fell off

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MC: that’s a crazy idea. insane. it doesn’t make sense.

Mammon: you’ll do it?

MC: hell yeah

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MC: Are you ready to commit Mammon: Like, a crime or to a relationship?

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Levi: Sometimes I forget my siblings actually have entire lives that they're living and they aren't just my side characters.

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Mammon: Yo, I need your advice on something Satan: Like you'll take it. Mammon: I take your advice! Satan: *raises eyebrow* Mammon: ...occasionally

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Belphie: Shut the hell up Mammon Mammon:…I didn’t say anything Solomon: But you were thinking

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Lucifer: What are you writing? MC: Diavolo wants to know what kind of dangerous weapons we have in the house. I’m letting him know it’s private information Satan, looking over MC’s shoulder: This just says ‘fuck around and find out’ in calligraphy.

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Levi: So... I went through an entire character arc this week. Levi: FYI, I became more evil if you're curious. Asmo: Don't worry, the week isn't over yet. There's still time for a redemption arc if you're worried! Levi: Well now I'm just going to get worse on purpose.

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Mammon, laying on the floor, drunk: MC is so cute I wanna marry them one day.

MC, giggling as they record him: You wanna marry MC?

Mammon, rolls around on the floor: One day I will! You'll see!

MC, smiling: I'm sure they would say yes.

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Doctor: I have the results of your blood test.

Doctor: B.

Mammon: [slides over a pile of grimm] how about we bump that grade up so that lucifer doesn't kill me?

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Obey Me! Nightbringer

You find yourself in a familiar world.

Yet everything is... different?

Indeed, you find yourself in the Devildom of old.

There...

You find one demon angry and confused

with their identity and six former angels

that have just been expelled from the Celestial Realm after losing a war.

In order to go back to the future,

you'll need to reforge your bonds and pacts with the seven brothers as they deal with their fall from grace.

"Don't worry, you'll be fine..."

"After all, we are..."

Official site :

https://shallwedate.jp/obeyme-nightbringer/

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WAAAA CUTIES

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Obey Me! Nightbringer - Opening

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Obey Me! Nightbringer - Opening

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MC, fresh in the Devildom and literally a sheep because apparently that's canon somehow: Can somebody please explain to me what the fuck just happened?

Mammon, Levi, and probably Diavolo all catching mild feels simply by hearing their voice:

Levi: is it wrong to simp for a sheep?

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Mammon: [has another bad and dangerous idea]

Lucifer, waking up in cold sweat: something is wrong.