Where we left off, Davee and Kirk had just celebrated NYE by becoming boyfriends, but what about the rest of the Peppers family…? 🤔
Let's start with Destinee, who is arriving at SOMEONE's house, hoping for a pretty wild celebration… can you guess who she's visiting?
That's right - Destinee is celebrating NYE at the home of the newly married Matt Rimony and Tits McGhee, from the critically acclaimed (yet nominationless) Johnny Wants a Wife!
Matt turns on the charm and Tits gets inspired by Destinee's misguided outfit, but Destinee just wants a damn cocktail!
Tits takes Destinee upstairs to her dressing room, where she explains why each part of her outfit makes her look like absolute garbage.
But fear not, young Destinee, for Tits has the magic touch! You may look terrible now, but soon, you'll be looking like you're worth the great price of §99.95!
Tits has Destinee spin into a few of her outfits, and with the help of a little makeup and some hair products she stole from the set of JWAW, Tits soon takes her own breath away with the miracle she has performed on poor, unfortunate Destinee.
It feels so good to be so selfless!
Thanks to Tits' talents and a couple of those sweet, pink drinks Matt whipped up, Destinee is more than ready to party the night awaywith her fabulous hosts!
It's not every day you get to play dress-up with a real life Barbie. Destinee is sending the year off in style! And you should, too! 🪩
Meanwhile, on the wrong side of town, Daphnee is enjoying her first teen house party with her second teen boyfriend!
Keaton's mum was working the NYE nightshift at the Burger Barn, which gave him a free house to have all the cool kids over for a secret soiree.
Their midnight kiss came early!
with Don's secret son, Antonio, staying, Bev and Don couldn't fully take advantage of their empty house. Instead, Bev had to put up with Don and Ant enjoying the televised NYE celebrations, while she stropped and stewed. What ever happened to fun?!