The Simnited Nations

For when removing the pool ladder just isn't enough.

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this city-state is surrounded by fields of weed

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as simblraaaaaagghhhh might say, pew pew motherfuckers

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CAESAR THOUGHT HE COULD DISTRACT ME

BUT NOPE I SEE U

FRICK OFF CAESAR

[geezsims]

I’m not doing that well, but there’s always time for puns.

[simblraaaaaagghhhh]

The ancient Japanese city of Stockholm - guarded by knights on horseback - has just finished building a fighter jet. My defence adviser reckons we should start down the path to nuclear armageddon.

idk about it though, the horses said neigh when I asked them if I should do it.

[simblraaaaaagghhhh]

Ah yes. Khaled Ibn Al Walid, the legendary Japanese general.

[simnitednations]

anyone ready for a little simblr civ massacre rewind on this fine wednesday afternoon? B)

- ya mod washington

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Good news everyone, Mod Napoleon has discovered a new type of siege unit!

DISCLAIMER: being in communication with Mod Caesar may result in junk food being fired out of your nostrils.

- Mod Caesar ♥

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Mornin’, afternoon and/or evening all! 

Our Civ match will be tonight at 7pm (BST) ‘til either someone wins (unlikely), someone rage quits (me probably) or someone falls asleep (definitely me).

Any problems just let me know, and make sure to add me on Steam if you haven’t already so I can invite you to the game (I’ve no clue how to do it otherwise ‘cos public games are just a nightmare). 

jokeplease simmeringtea plumbobus ixals mercurylegacy

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Mornin’, afternoon and/or evening all! 

Me (Mod Catherine) and Mod Napoleon (simmeringtea) are planning on holding a Civ V beginners match for anyone who’s interested.

We’ll be around next weekend if anyone would like to get involved - either by playing a game on a lower difficulty, in teams (which is a really fun way to play if you haven’t tried it yet!) or both! 

So if you’re a simblr and you’re wanting to get starting playing Civ, just pop a message to either of us or simnitednations! 

пока! - Mod Catherine

[sim-ray-deactivated20191027]

We’ve got 6 people for this game now and if you’ve ever played Civ online with other people then you’ll know how much of a little bitch it is at the best of times so I’m afraid we’re not going to be able to take any more people for this match. 

Sooo, Mods Catherine (me!), Napoleon (simmeringtea) and Washington (jokeplease) will be playing with plumbobus, mercurylegacy and ixals! There’s a scheduling thingy here so we can figure out a good time for us all to get our war on. In the meantime, please add us on Steam! You can find our usernames on the simnitednations page :)

Any problems just let us know! The tag for this match is ‘Bob Newbie does Civ’ in case people want to block. 

[simnitednations]

Mornin’, afternoon and/or evening all! 

Me (Mod Catherine) and Mod Napoleon (simmeringtea) are planning on holding a Civ V beginners match for anyone who’s interested.

We’ll be around next weekend if anyone would like to get involved - either by playing a game on a lower difficulty, in teams (which is a really fun way to play if you haven’t tried it yet!) or both! 

So if you’re a simblr and you’re wanting to get starting playing Civ, just pop a message to either of us or simnitednations! 

пока! - Mod Catherine

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Tagging Advice

Good morning everyone! This information will probably be added to the different pages, but just as a heads up or a reminder for anyone who might be using our tagging system, or would like their game linked through us in the future to showcase:

When tagging on Tumblr, either through tracked tags or using the search function, only the first five tags on your post will show up! So, when you make a post that you want others to be able to see or find, it’s a good idea to put the most important tags (such as tracked usernames, your group match tag, etc) first, followed by everything else, if you either use more than 5 tags or add commentary in them! 

Just thought I’d mention this since personally, I wasn’t aware this was a thing until a few months ago, so maybe some of you might not be know, and it wouldn’t do much good to try to tag us or tag your game if no one can see it!

- Mod Napoleon

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Civilization: Beyond Earth - Free To Play!

As though this weekend’s special offer on all Civ 5 titles wasn’t enough, it looks like its slightly less successful sci-fi follow up game is just sitting tantalisingly in all our Steam libraries for free, available to play and test out until Sunday night. I’m definitely going to try it and would reccomend it to anyone else interested - I mean, it’s FREE!

- Mod Ramesses the Other One♥

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mod napoleon is a cutie pass it on

Thank you nonny!!!!

- Mod Napoleon ♥

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Match Requests and The Future

Afternoon everyone! Just letting you all know, the Match Request info page is now live! It can be found here, as well as pinned on the blog itself for easy access. Already have a game going that you’re posting and would like it featured on our blog? Let us know and we’ll add it to our new Game Masterlist, which can be found here or under the ‘Resources & Tags’ page on our blog!

Additional News:

Mods Napoleon and Catherine (simmeringtea and rayscho) are in the process of organizing a Newbie game! There is little information at this time, but if you’re new to Civ V and would like help while playing, keep an eye out for more info!

Mod-Created Guides are soon to be in the works! These will include basic help on how to play the game for those who are new to Civ V or Civilization, but may also include tips for other aspects of the game as well. There isn’t any other information at this time, but in the meantime, if you have anything in particular you’d like advice or help on, feel free to message us here and one of us will gladly help you!

That’s all for this moment! If you have any questions, comments, concerns, or ideas for what you’d like to see, again, feel free to send us a message! Happy warmongering :P!

- Mod Napoleon

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why is a warmonger like caeser signing off his posts with love hearts

Because Caesar is just conquering the world to spread the love! That’s all he wants.

…for the most part.

- Mod Caesar ♥

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HEY EVERYONE! Civ V is on sale this weekend!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

You can get the base game for $7.49 USD, and the Complete Collection with ALL DLC (which I highly recommend, as the DLC, particularly Brave New World, completely changes the game experience in the best way) for $12.49 USD.

So if you’ve been seeing us post about Civ and wanting to get into it, now is the perfect chance!

Edit: just adding that this offer should be available everywhere; if you check on Steam the prices should show up in your country’s currency!