Simon

Jerichos android ambassador | I don't really know what this app is about, but I've seen some androids use it, so I decided to join!

[simon-guy-97]

I was able to make a thirium coffee and oh my god I think this is how humans feel when they're on crack

[simon-guy-97]

His eyes are so pretty yall

[koth-harvest-final]

i'm so sorry i'm so sorry do you want me to kill (remembers that making suicide jokes reinforces negative thought patterns) yyyou

[simon-guy-97]

I'm very concerned for some androids I see on this app

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

*notes* Expressed empathy towards friends? Aquantinces.

[simon-guy-97]

What in the ra9

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

Displays confusion at behavioral monitoring

[simon-guy-97]

Well now I'm concerned even for you Mr. Kamski

[simon-guy-97]

I'm very concerned for some androids I see on this app

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

*notes* Expressed empathy towards friends? Aquantinces.

[simon-guy-97]

What in the ra9

[simon-guy-97]

I'm very concerned for some androids I see on this app

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

ordering sushi, does anyone want any

[leoeffingmanfred]

Yeah, I actually never tried sushi before, but I'm curious lol

And also stoned and hungry

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

What do you mean you have never had sushi?!? I'll send you some California rolls, please for my sake widen your horizons and have some class.

[leoeffingmanfred]

Thanks dude! California Rolls sound pretty good. I really do gotta start eating better; I was just on my 4th big Mac this week…

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

that food is poison. It has made me sick all of the last times I've eaten it, just try a vegetable or something instead.

[leoeffingmanfred]

Uggh, a vegetable? Do fries and potato chips count?

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

no.

[simon-guy-97]

Practically yes because they're from potatoes and potatoes are vegetable

[siyelius]

hello chat i am back w/ these four freaks and their fuckass outfits

[simon-guy-97]

Damnit I wish I could help all androids more and better..

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

You help run a safe haven for for androids, but will always feel like you could do more

I admire how humble you are.

So tell me, what would you do more and better? What do you need to make that happen?

[simon-guy-97]

...well, um.

I would go and get enough parts for all androids, so everyone could get fixed and live their life how they actually want to.

I would make sure that everyone has a safe space to go to, be it a new home or going back to their human families.

And I would also try to do something from humans that are still not okay with us being...well, us, from harming androids.

I know that humans have similar problems, but they feel like they're way severe with us...

I guess the main thing we would need is money, but also humans deciding to work with us properly, than just talking in meetings...

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

I'll be honest with you, so many of my factories have gone unused since the revolution, currently we still make android parts, but due to our desperate need to retain shareholder investments at this time. Most of what we're allowed to sell for retail is the most universally compatible parts and hardware upgrades available.

I don't like all of these recorces just sitting here when I know you and jericho could put them to much better use. I've head about how slow being able to get repairs has been. I know your supplies are extremely limited, and I have what you need to solve this android health crisis

The housing crisis is another issue. I also heard from a friend how impossible it is to get an apartment without a full credit history, and some androids don't have the option of relying on human family for help. I'm not involved with the housing market, but I have connections.

Anyway, Simon, talk to your team, I can help you just get a budget together and I'll donate as much as you need as long as I can be involved

[simon-guy-97]

I'm...wow I...yes, I'll talk to them. Thank you

[simon-guy-97]

Damnit I wish I could help all androids more and better..

[theandroidsentbythedpd]

You already do a lot

[simon-guy-97]

It feels like it's not enough

[theandroidsentbythedpd]

You do everything you can with what you have. That's all you can do.

[simon-guy-97]

I know I know..

[simon-guy-97]

Damnit I wish I could help all androids more and better..

[e-kamski-cyberlifeceo]

You help run a safe haven for for androids, but will always feel like you could do more

I admire how humble you are.

So tell me, what would you do more and better? What do you need to make that happen?

[simon-guy-97]

...well, um.

I would go and get enough parts for all androids, so everyone could get fixed and live their life how they actually want to.

I would make sure that everyone has a safe space to go to, be it a new home or going back to their human families.

And I would also try to do something from humans that are still not okay with us being...well, us, from harming androids.

I know that humans have similar problems, but they feel like they're way severe with us...

I guess the main thing we would need is money, but also humans deciding to work with us properly, than just talking in meetings...

[simon-guy-97]

Damnit I wish I could help all androids more and better..

[theandroidsentbythedpd]

You already do a lot

[simon-guy-97]

It feels like it's not enough

[simon-guy-97]

Damnit I wish I could help all androids more and better..

[simon-guy-97]

I just got a text that Sixty is getting to Jericho for being shot again what happened???

[simon-guy-97]

I never realised how weird humans are

[simon-guy-97]

Everyone is....very argumentative today...

[ek300-theprototype]

This happens a lot actually, but it's worse today

[simon-guy-97]

I've noticed, but it is quite a lot today

[ek300-theprototype]

Well, I think gavin started it, and then everyone else wanted to fight too and even Chloe is involved today

[simon-guy-97]

Oh wow. Everyone needs hobbies.

[ek300-theprototype]

Yeah they do, I have hobbies though, I was taking a walk and I found a baby bunny, do you want to see a picture?

[simon-guy-97]

Oh definitely!!

[ek300-theprototype]

Accidentally uncoved this little guy

[simon-guy-97]

I'm gonna show this to Markus I bet he'll love it.

[ek300-theprototype]

You can show him these too! I got more pictures of tge little ones

[simon-guy-97]

He absolutely loves them and now I have to keep him away from getting a bunny

[simon-guy-97]

Everyone is....very argumentative today...

[ek300-theprototype]

This happens a lot actually, but it's worse today

[simon-guy-97]

I've noticed, but it is quite a lot today

[ek300-theprototype]

Well, I think gavin started it, and then everyone else wanted to fight too and even Chloe is involved today

[simon-guy-97]

Oh wow. Everyone needs hobbies.

[ek300-theprototype]

Yeah they do, I have hobbies though, I was taking a walk and I found a baby bunny, do you want to see a picture?

[simon-guy-97]

Oh definitely!!

[ek300-theprototype]

Accidentally uncoved this little guy

[simon-guy-97]

I'm gonna show this to Markus I bet he'll love it.