Simone Jester

Short. Non-binary. Pansexual. Polyamorous. Dork. Update August 12, 2020: Sorry for the epic spam, but I'm moving stuff out of my likes so it's easier to reblog it to the new set of Tumblrs I'm creating. Please unfollow because I'm going to be dumping stuff here for the 8k posts that are still in my likes. The new primary blog will be alexthespaceace.tumblr.com.

[simonejester]

6gallongasolinestomach:

Awhhhhh :] so cute <3

[simonejester]

6gallongasolinestomach:

Awhhhhh :] so cute <3

[liberalsarecool]

Ownership meant a physical copy. Now you own nothing and can't find what you want across multiple streaming platforms.

Bring back headphones that plug in. Bring back expandable memory. Bring back owning media.

[depsidase]

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[emersoncod]

unicornology:

(via flickflickflicker)

[simonejester]

(via emersoncod)

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[riyaa]

by Derek Cardigan

Dream Girl

[micheiledotcom]

[lgbtlaughs]

I'm straight, but I have a TON of friends who are gay/bi/transgender and I just wanted to say that I LOVE this blog. People need to stop hating on the LGBT community and this blog spreads that message in such a witty way-I adore you guys. <3

[deiiu-blog-blog]

Appalachia (by Valerie Chiang)

[simonejester]

6gallongasolinestomach:

Awhhhhh :] so cute <3

[simonejester]

6gallongasolinestomach:

Awhhhhh :] so cute <3

[nineplanets]

Being fat doesn't mean you have an eating disorder.

[watchyourstep--blog]

[simonejester]

dahlias-y-rosas:

echolocate:

i am still in awe of the fact that i attended a high school where vulva cupcakes were present enough to approach cliche status.

THE BLOODY ONES. and, echolocate, i have never had the privilege of seeing a vulva cupcake in person. count yourself lucky!!!

[chronicillnesscat]

[Image: 6-piece blue colored background with a Siamese cat with blue eyes. Text reads: “laughter is the best medicine, except when any movement hurts”]

[atheistthings]

[ask-a-zebra]

Having Ehlers Danlos Syndrome sometimes feels about the equivalent of being composed of jello and wet spaghetti. Nothing stays where its supposed to. Literally every single cell in the body is floppy, so fingers are definitely an issue for many of us. I can almost guarantee that for the majority of us, writing is not only slow and painful but nearly impossible at times. FIne motor skills? What even are those? An EDSer surely doesn’t have any of those. Even typing which is far easier than writing, is painful and daunting at times. But last year I joined the population of shiny zebras by getting fitted for a set of Silver Rings Splints and they are beyond magical.

For those of you who have not heard of The Silver Ring Splint Company, they are a company that custom makes finger splints that look like elegant pieces of jewelry. Don’t believe me? Well I can’t even tell you how many compliments I’ve received for them. Nobody even suspects that they might possibly be medical. But more importantly, they work amazing! I still have hand pain and finger dislocations when performing fine motor skills and writing is definitely not something I look forward to but I have saved myself thousands of painful dislocations, I can open doors easier, type faster, write longer and hold objects in my hands without looking like an alien from a sic-fi movie. With the rings on my fingers actually look like fingers rather than tentacles!

The company is also family owned and the people are so sweet and helpful!

If you are having trouble with hand pain, clumsiness and dislocations please check out this amazing company!

http://www.silverringsplint.com

[cozycaffiene-deactivated2018040]

I’m literally crying right now. I will be able to use my hands!!! As it stands I can’t do dishes, hold things, write, hold books, type, without pain or dislocation. Oh my gosh. This is a miracle.

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@peaceypanic

[tinyratfeet-deactivated20160331]

those are gorgeous and that is amazing how well they’re working! signal boost!

[murderouswaterhorse]

I love these things. I use one for my thumb because due to arthritis I have very little strength/support in the joint and therefore often can’t do anything. My splint makes it possible for me to do my job, do the shit i need to do and not have as bad of pain. 

[lancrebitch]

these are so cool

omg the first ehlers danlos post I’ve seen, this makes me happy!