Ask Simon Henriksson Anything.

david asked me to make this lol idfk what to put here

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why do these two sound so similar???

im pretty sure its the drums or the tempo or some shit

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HHOW DO I MAKE HIM SHUT THE FUCK UP

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this is weirdly cathartic

i kind of like talking, but i also don't like it so its just nice that i can type a bunch of shit and put it out on the internet so people can read it

i don't get why people are interested in MY fucking life but im not really gonna judge

[simonhenrikssonama]

Hey, Simon. It's nice to see you with some friends. What do you think of them so far?

fucking stupid bitch phone went off, sorry for the picture.

i mean, they're nice, i guess. i don't really talk to them as much as i should though.

david, i've known the longest. i mean, i heard about his shooting a while ago. he actually requested to be transferred to sweden a year after that because nobody back in canada wanted to see him, even the doctors. (i dont know why he chose sweden, i think he told me it was because he met a girl over the internet and he wanted to move here?)

anyways, we met after he moved here. i don't know how to feel about the fact that my best friend is a mass murderer, though. i'm really fucking jealous of him and how hes managed to fix his life though.

heather's cool, i like her. i actually remember talking to her a bit before she ended up in one of those nightmare things. turns out, she actually used to work at one of those youth crisis hotlines and i ended up calling it. i dont wanna say anything more, but but she's nice, i'll leave her at that. daisuke's... something. he's fun to be around, it's nice to have someone that's actually pretty optimistic outside of heather. david's just kind of out of it 24/7 and i fucking suck. i probably talk to him the most whenever im not feeling like shit.

i dont know how or why daisuke or heather are here, just that sometimes, when the city goes into its fucking nightmare version, they show up here and start getting haunted by these monsters. apparently heather said its probably something to do with "silent hill" but i dont fffuckkin know man

[simonhenrikssonama]

Did you guys have any prior experience with firearms? Which one of you is the most skilled shooter?

And lastly, AK or AR?

uhhh i don't know, we all have different things we do

david likes long guns since he usually has an L-flashlight, he's way better with them

im bigger on pistols, i know, its fucking stupid but its easy to carry them around, besides, i feel like max payne if i ever get the chance to use two at once

heather doesnt really like guns, so she usually just sticks to her switchblade. if things go to shit though, she usually takes one from us if she needs it (i usually carry her gun around in my bag every time we go out because we keep getting into shit)

and daisuke has this bat that he always brings if we go out at night, even if we dont get into anything. he told me that if he ever DID use a gun, he'd use jacket's piece from payday 2

also, AR. i know every fucking AK fanboy is gonna come crawling out of the woodwork with their "but muh reliability, 762 better!!111!!!!11!" but like holy SHIT man, it doesnt matter, a bullet is a fucking bullet"

kind of reminds me of the whole 45 ACP vs 9mm debate, stopping power doesnt fucking MATTER, id rather have 15 rounds than 7

i don't really use all the modern ARs though with the scopes and 30,000 lasers, i just like the ones with carry handles since they're easier to lug around. if i had one at home i'd probably try cable tying a flashlight to the barrel.

fuck, im sorry this is THIS long, im just really passionate about this stuff

[simonhenrikssonama]

Would you rather fight 20 monsters or fight david...

david, easy, i could rock his shit in a fight probably

you know what i put the wrong picture but i cant be bothered putting in the right one, sorry

[simonhenrikssonama]

Have you ever tried coconut balm? It helped my wrists look normal again

not asking how you know that but

yeah, okay, thanks, i'll try it if i can even get better in the first place

[simonhenrikssonama]

Do you prefer Lifelover or Apati?

fffffuck sorry i cant get a good picture for this one

honestly, it kinda depends, i know lifelover WAY more, cancertid, bitter reflektion, and mental central dialog are all really good, especially with how melodic they are

but you can't really beat apati when it comes to slower, more "relaxed" songs for really sad nights, morgondangen (or however the fuck you spell it) is a really good one off the top of my head, you'd expect me to like it way more since it's a swedish band but eh, they don't really do the fast and heavy stuff as good as lifelover.

if we're comparing their faster songs, it's probably Jag Älskar Dig vs Cancertid, just because of how similar they sound

holy shit this was way longer than i was planning, uh, i like lifelover, even though that's gonna make people think i'm some faker

[simonhenrikssonama]

i feel scammed

you can't play offline with bots this is the worst fucking thing ever

[simonhenrikssonama]

little thing i did once a while back

i was showing off trigger discipline to daisuke and david and i ended up accidentally shooting david in the side

he shot me back just to make it even

[simonhenrikssonama]

Talar Du Svenska?

Jag vet inte, vet du?

Det är ju inte precis så att jag är född här eller något.

[simonhenrikssonama]

oh yeah, happy metal gear solid 2 day

suns of the guns of the patriots

[simonhenrikssonama]

here, you look like you need this.

thanks but fucking david called dibs

(not like you can send food over the internet but still)

[simonhenrikssonama]

Girl why you beat up all the time... Relax

because i keep getting dragged out with these guys and nobody understands swedish (except david a little) and we dont always get to the city while its still day

[simonhenrikssonama]

hey WHITE BOY show us your gun collection

im gonna look like such a fucking mass shooter, man

anyways uhhh here, none of these are registered but the glock, i keep picking these up off dead guys whenever i'm out and bringing them home. i don't really have a lot of ammo for these but sometimes i like to go out into the woods with the other guys and just shoot at shit, mostly trees and water but still

[simonhenrikssonama]

This reminds me of the men in the corner of my room! So much fun! The voices keep getting louder!❤️

please seek help

[simonhenrikssonama]

Do you prefer a glock or a knife?

-🎀

"In close range combat, a knife can sometimes be more useful than a gun. By doing this, I'll be able to use the knife while still keeping the gun steady."

eh, i like them equally, i've had the knife for longer so probably that