Simon Maclean

[simonmaclean]

Me

Hey, my names Simon. I’m a 34 year old British Army vet (putting that here so that people aren’t insulting and insensitive about the military around me, don’t expect me to go deep into detail about it but you can ask questions if you’re curious). This blog is for me to be gay on. I’m a top and dom usually but I don’t mind experimenting. Don’t ask me to send you pictures of myself. I live in the USA now.

I’m into:

Being called “daddy” but not in an ageplay way

I don’t know what else, just suggest stuff to me and I’ll tell you what I like

NOT into:

Puke kink

shit kink

Piss kink

minors

furries

[simonmaclean]

Happy Father’s Day, daddy! Lots of love from this military man appreciator

-😇🍰

Thank you lovie, sorry I wasn’t on. You are such a sweet boy <3

[simonmaclean]

i like looking at your posts and you seem so cool to talk to and stuff also you seem like you would give good hugs !!

Hello love, that is the best compliment I’ve had in a while. Thank you, you just made my day <3

[simonmaclean]

Not really a horny post so I hope you're okay with that, but I want to be hugged by you and I want to hug you back :3 I'm pretty small but I think I serve as a good cushion. Perhaps can get some praise and head pats from you if you feel up for it

I enjoy sfw asks just as much <3 I wish I could take a nap using you as a pillow

[simonmaclean]

Good morning again, sir! ^^

I'd love to help you out with anything IT related! I could build you a nice computer! But as a reward I'd like a nice hug from you! (No pressure, though!) And then we could watch a nice movie on your new monitor! Or maybe we could even play a video game on it together! :D

I hope you'll have a nice day today! May the sun be shining today and may you feel good today!!

-🍒

Aww, hug <3 you get one regardless. Thank you love

[simonmaclean]

Just got back home from a pretty stressful out of state trip and to celebrate I made some banging soup too bad there was no one to hold my waist while I cooked and distract me with kisses as we laugh and share good food life is cruel 😔

- 📚

Dammit, I need that too

[simonmaclean]

Hey Lt! I hope you're doing well! I understand you're busy and whatnot, but I just wanted to pop in and say Hey, and that you're appreciated 💜

-🦇

You are so sweet, I needed that

[simonmaclean]

Hello sir, how have you been?

-🥀

I’ve been tired and grumpy and pent up. How have you been?

[simonmaclean]

just got back from a long day at work, could use some help relaxing

-🧑‍🎤

yeah?

[simonmaclean]

Good morning, sir!!!

I needed to share my joy with someone!!! So I decided to go by a new name online and it makes me so happy!!! Someone referred to me by new name as well and I'm so giddy right now!!! I'm so so happy!!! Sorry that I'm letting my joy out on you, but being referred to with a masculine name just feels so good! The gender euphoria is real right now!!!

Again, I'm really sorry, sir, but I just needed to tell someone about this! :D I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me!

Lots of love from me! I'm wishing you as much happiness as I am experiencing right now!!

-🍒

Oh! I’m so proud of you love <3 You deserve that feeling.

[simonmaclean]

If you like my take on group therapy, you might enjoy the story I started writing about me being employed by the army as... recreation. Like a barracks bunny but it was an official job position with a title (Civilian Morale Contributor). I got assigned to specific soldiers whose taste I suited and was free use for them. As long as it didn't interfere with their duties, they could do most anything to me (including dragging me around half naked to show me off to their friends). This may or may not have been inspired by DMs from pent up guys on base... - ❤️💛💜

awww, I would love to read that <3

[dontmakemeright]

Puppy boys that would be perfect doms; built strong and tall, confident and proud - but are actually the whiniest little sluts in private. Ugh.

Oh you wanna fuck me so bad, don't you, baby? You think I can't feel your thick cock pulsing against my thigh? The way you push me into the matress, groaning into my neck like a dog in rut. You're so hard already and we haven't even done anything, pup. So pathetic, aren't you?

But he won't get to fuck me. We just watch his uselessly big cock leak all over his stomach as I split him open on mine while he thanks me for it like the good boy he is.

[polishmenace]

@simonmaclean

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[simonmaclean]

Shut up, bloody cunt.

[simonmaclean]

Had a dream last night about working at a military base that you worked at. I might not have been a soldier but you still made me do some exercises with the recruits 😉.

I also dreamed about cuddling and grinding on you but maybe that’s a story for another ask sir

-😇🍰

Oh you’d like that wouldn’t you? Such a fucking slut, I love it. I wish I could take you to work one day, some of my cadets really need a reward.

[simonmaclean]

God, the things I would give to be touched like that. I would be the most obedient good boy for you in a heartbeat. Today sucked and I'm super dysphoric. So thank you, even if just for a minute for making me believe someone would want me like that.

-E

aww, poor boy :( wish I could pick you up and carry you away <3

[simonmaclean]

i'd like that a lot sir, honestly i haven't been kissed in ages.

if you were to kiss my neck though, i'd probably start grinding on your lap sir..

-🧑‍🎤

yeah? Such a horny little boy, huh? You know what you’re gonna get if you do that <3

[simonmaclean]

I should really volunteer more. Be a good boy and work at a military base as like a janitor or help clean up/cook for the soldiers, all while wearing cute little thigh highs and booty shorts, and cute baggy hoodies.

Maybe if they get lucky enough I’ll even just wear an apron and thigh highs one day, with maybe just a set of panties.

Anything to help the men in uniform, truly

-😇🍰

Yeah? Such a fucking slut.

Can’t wait to see your boycunt fucked by some of the recruits. Although I can say I’d let them have you to themselves for long. You’re so cute gasping and moaning, Lt just has to try.

[simonmaclean]

my kind of group therapy exists but in my imagination... unless you know a group of vets interested in ganging up on a transfag /jk - ❤️💛💜

God I wish. My cock literally twitched when I read the first ask about this, that never happens.