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What a lovely thing to get for my birthday is Dan and Phil finally being comfortable enough to announce being together the whole time. My heart is whole. The grass is turning greener. My serotonin is no longer deficient. The boys are happy. Life is good.

opalixian

ADDTIONALLY

The news of them finally being open has seemingly left me SO HAPPY that my depression has temporarily disappeared and it's actively been helping me be more loving with my husband. Like my depression just had me wanting to rot away and he was so worried for me but ever since then ive been able to feel functional as a person and i think that goes to show their happiness really is contagious.

one-time-i-dreamt

Not a dream

So who is the “dan” and who is the “phil” in the relationship

adam-offical

*straight voice* so who is the DAN and which one of you is, you know, the PHIL

opalixian

Who is the Dan to your Phil?

#phan

What a lovely thing to get for my birthday is Dan and Phil finally being comfortable enough to announce being together the whole time. My heart is whole. The grass is turning greener. My serotonin is no longer deficient. The boys are happy. Life is good.

#daniel howell #danisnotonfire #dan and phil #amazing phil #phan #phil lester #phil is not on fire

ilistentogirlinred

reblog to teleport your mutuals to a massive party when jkr dies

ilistentogirlinred

when jkr dies i will tag every single person who reblogged this in a post btw

breezingwing

wyndighosts

COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS

combustible lemons

COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS

combustible lemonS

Oh no

combustible lemoNS

CoMBuStIblE LEMons

combustible lemONS

COMBustiBLE LeMOns

combustible leMONS

No why

combustible lEMONS

COmbUstiBLE LEMONS

combustible LEMONS

COMBUSTIBLE lemons

combustiblE LEMONS

COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS

Combustible

CÒ̸̧͘M̶̧͘͞B͏̴̀͝Ù̴S̕͘͜T̴͢͏͢I̴̡B̡̢LE̸̛͘͜ ̷́L̀Ȩ̵̷M̷̨͢O͜N̵̴͘͞S̨̀͝͞

opalixian

That time of year again, for the

COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS

#combustible lemons

I often think about how crazy it is that Markiplier looks so much like his dad. Like do you think he ever just looks in the mirror and sees his dad and smiles knowing he became someone he’d be immensely proud of?

#markiplier #unnus annus #markipler egos #markipler YouTube

arson-jellyfish

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

quitetheweirdegg

how do you use these?

arson-jellyfish

Put these on the top layer above everything, set layer to 'overlay' then adjust opacity. You can put it on whatever opacity you want but usually 30%+ is most effective.

The point is to obstruct the picture so AI can't read your image because AI counts every single pixel in your art

arson-jellyfish

By this post alone, in less than 5 hours.

I need you all to calm the fuck down

skylarkking

NEEDED AND NO WE WONT THIS IS BRILLIANT

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

quidditygenesis

Gonna try it. Need me some good luck.

starbucks-strider-deactivated20

Really need to get my grades up

opalixian

Literally found someone to help edit my videos, got my surgery that I needed, mental state got better, my mom is nicer to me, all since reblogging this

Yep I doing it again

opalixian

Im dumb bitch juice

Ya know what, youre right, i love the twink boys okay? Whats so wrong with that, fuck yea i love me some skinny fuckin twinks ya know why? BECAUSE THEY WHIMPER OKAY? THE LIL TWINKIES FUCKIN WHIMPER LIKE MUTTS AND I CAN SAY FROM MY EXPERIENCE THAT THEY WHIMPER AND ITS FUNNY SO HA

#new copypasta

tropiyas

(from @Oattsplease)

christianstepmoms

get high and think of me

cinematech

get high and think of me

headspace-hotel

This is what all my dreams were like as a child

were-ralph

this is literally so fucking funny

klapollo

you ever think about the fact that in the wreck it ralph universe ten years off from the movie theres probably someone posting on a forum like “does ANYONE remember the character king candy from the game sugar rush????? my local arcade used to have him but one day he stopped showing up in the roster and none of my friends remember him from their versions”

klapollo

someone datamines an old sugar rush console and finds nothing about king candy and everyone who frequented litwaks is deeply perturbed by their collective memory

thefeelofavideogame

the entire concept of ‘going turbo’ makes basically every video game creepypasta true

scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat

wreck it ralph is secretly a movie about polybius

tariqk

King Candy is basically the Candle Cove of videogames.

captain-acab

Hi no I just read that link and that is INFINITELY more terrifying than what this post was talking about what the FUCK

opalixian

WHAT THE FUCK

opalixian

Shout out to me for telling a fuckboi to eat my left nut and kiss my dick

opalixian

When did I do this??? Idk but good for you past jinx

opalixian

Here i go again

ms-demeanor

Hey you know how I said I was going to make a workbook on the kind of bullshit you need to do when someone you love dies? I actually did that.

HERE IS THE VERSION WITH LOTS OF SWEARING AT THE USELESS, SHITTY SITUATION YOU’RE IN.

HERE IS THE VERSION WITH A FAIR AMOUNT OF BLACK HUMOR BUT NO CURSEWORDS.

Featuring Helpful Sections such as:

Death Certificates – What you need, why you need them, and how to get them

Prepare to spend a long and miserable time on the phone

What the Everloving Fuck is Probate

Some Simple Dos and Don’ts

Shitty Mad Libs – Templates for writing Obituaries and Memorials

How to plan a non-religious death party

So you suddenly have to become some sort of hacker or some shit

This is an eighteen page book that you can print out, download, share, and give away; it is meant to be used to collect information about funeral planning and account management after a death OR you can use it BEFORE you die and give people information so they’re not stuck playing Nancy Fucking Drew while trying to keep seventeen cousins who crawled out of the woodwork from gutting each other in front of the fucking casket as they argue about who’s inheriting grandma’s favorite dentures.

It’s not exactly cheerful and it’s full of things that are probably going to feel really fucking raw if you’re processing a fresh death.

I’m sorry! I love you! Death is shitty! I’m trying to laugh about it a little and I hope you can laugh a little too because otherwise we’re all just going to cry together.

Good luck!

(in memory of my weirdo mother and her weirdo siblings who all died too fucking young and left me holding this flaming bag of dogshit)

saffronhare

This is so radically kind, thank you

ms-demeanor

You’re welcome!

Life is short, kindness is what we’ve got.

When my mom died it wasn’t exactly unexpected but it was still sooner than we all thought it would happen. It was a huge punch in the guts and the thought of making things and not being able to show her and share them with her still hurts but in that first month it was like drowning.

So I made this for her, and shared it with and showed it to other people who are hurting, because my momma didn’t raise a quitter but she sure did raise a softhearted fool who wants everyone to feel a little more loved and a little more worthy and a little less alone.

I love you. Take care. Be kind.