Nick's Blacklight

Male ♂ NOT a groyper🚫🐸🚨❗❗

[simonmikhail]

imagine a world without britney spears, kylie minogue, mariah carey, kate bush, and enya..... a nightmare, literally a nightmare.

[llamhigyn-y-dwr]

I hope the merch is a line of Nickalikes that people can buy for themselves. Maybe she'll expand it to other dissident right pundits and include Keithalikes and even Jadenalikes. I already have a Patrickalike.

[simonmikhail]

you got a patrick lookalike? Lol i've had this Nickalike for a while that's very similar to him in almost every aspect except for the politics/personality and he mogs him looks wise. My algorithm on tiktok/ig knows me... but Nick wishes he was as beautiful.

[llamhigyn-y-dwr]

It took me a while to figure it out, but yes. I kept watching Pat and thinking "you look/sound like someone," then I would see this guy and think the same thing and eventually put it together. Similar facial structure and height and both play guitar and video and are into politics, but from a different perspective.

Fun fact: I met him because he was in a band that another friend of mine was in. Both him and this other friend left the band because the main guy was unbearable and controlling. The main guy in question is also a short brown guy who is very into international politics, history, and Joseph Stalin specifically. Something about that genre of guy...

[simonmikhail]

oh you actually met, the guy i'm talking about i see only on tiktok/ig he does like humor and grwm's but he knows he's hot and has a bunch of simps, mostly girls. all his ig stories are either about his lego collection or gym workouts lmao🤧

[llamhigyn-y-dwr]

I hope the merch is a line of Nickalikes that people can buy for themselves. Maybe she'll expand it to other dissident right pundits and include Keithalikes and even Jadenalikes. I already have a Patrickalike.

[simonmikhail]

you got a patrick lookalike? Lol i've had this Nickalike for a while that's very similar to him in almost every aspect except for the politics/personality and he mogs him looks wise. My algorithm on tiktok/ig knows me... but Nick wishes he was as beautiful.

[simonmikhail]

you know Jaden is white, white when corruption and injustices with law enforcement piss him off and make him sperg out. Nick is the opposite, he thinks it's "based" when the police bend rules to their advantage. Moral Jaden vs Dark Triad Nick. also I'm not saying non-white ppl are inherently immoral. in other places in the world i.e. Mexico or even Italy (mainly the south) corruption is common and people are used to it and see it as the norm. Nick vs Jaden has always been Catholic vs Protestant coded, it was doomed from the start🕯

[simonmikhail]

that being said jaden is very "goyish" aka taking the bait and being gullible, like still being a trump plan-truster in the year 2026. and falling for nick's schtick in the first place ;). nick is like the opposite, he's one little crafty guy lol, say what you want but he has a solid grift, he makes so much money it's sickening. why do you think he takes so many days off now, it's not worth it for him to stream 5x a week anymore. His parents were right in naming him Nicholas/Niccolò, he's machiavellian af.

[simonmikhail]

you know Jaden is white, white when corruption and injustices with law enforcement piss him off and make him sperg out. Nick is the opposite, he thinks it's "based" when the police bend rules to their advantage. Moral Jaden vs Dark Triad Nick. also I'm not saying non-white ppl are inherently immoral. in other places in the world i.e. Mexico or even Italy (mainly the south) corruption is common and people are used to it and see it as the norm. Nick vs Jaden has always been Catholic vs Protestant coded, it was doomed from the start🕯

[moidrapist12]

He wants the turkcock so bad it’s insane

[simonmikhail]

i'm gonna say it; every man that talks bad about hasan's appearance is jsut outing themselves, they wish they looked like him, it's plain jealousy.

[nandace]

is nick just openly homosexual now what does he mean hes going to have a cmbyn summer

[lacasperita]

I really think he gets some sort of high from it. Like he gets a rush out of dropping bigger and bigger hints followed by a sense of power and control when his supporters believe him when he says it was “just a joke” or whatever.

[simonmikhail]

i think the same. he's not even trying to hide it anymore, he knows his cult is so brainwashed atp he can say anything and they will remain loyal.

[simonmikhail]

Nick on what he'd do if his gf ever got 🍇'd. Mandatory viewing for groypettes.

[llamhigyn-y-dwr]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: America First (Webseries) RPF, Nick Fuentes - Fandom, Keith Woods - Fandom Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nick Fuentes/Keith Woods Characters: Nick Fuentes, Keith Woods, random scammer in Italy Additional Tags: nickstorian, groyper, Autism, Racism, Sexism, anti semitism, all the phobias and isms, these are neo reactionaries after all, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Anal Fingering, Blowjobs, Rome - Freeform, Italy, Vacation, McDonald’s, incorrect food order, Top Nick Fuentes, Bottom Keith Woods, short top, tall bottom, Uncircumcised Penis, Politics Summary:

American reactionary streamer Nick Fuentes goes on vacation in Rome, Italy and meets with his good friend, Irish nationalist Keith Woods. The two engage in some fun antics in the city before retiring to their hotel room for a Bacchanalian release.

The Neith fanfiction I promised Baggles for defending the Nickstorians’ honour. Sorry this took so long; both technical difficulties and my real world job got in the way.

It’s a bit funny that @anattete ‘s fic featured Nick complaining about always being the bottom because, as an homage to @cozyrefugee ‘s comment about how Keith would be his sub, that’s I created the first (and probably only) top!Nick/bottom!Keith Neith fic.

Oh, and this is the song that I’ve made the “soundtrack” to this one because I was listening to this album on repeat while writing it (that’s right; I do listen to some normie bands and not just gothic rock and Pagan folk music):

[simonmikhail]

CALL ME BY YOUR NAME SUMMER nick wants to be elio, he wants a tall older man to groom him.

[llamhigyn-y-dwr]

He did previously say he wanted Timothée Chalamet to play him in his biopic.

[simonmikhail]

the way how he always identifies with the twink bottom, is there something you want to tell us nicholas.

[llamhigyn-y-dwr]

He's going to get lasic hair removal next to fully twink-max now that he's been on Reta.

[simonmikhail]

he's way too old now to pull that look off, that's why he needed to have his hoe phase much younger, before all those wrinkles and lines that came in.

[simonmikhail]

CALL ME BY YOUR NAME SUMMER nick wants to be elio, he wants a tall older man to groom him.

[llamhigyn-y-dwr]

He did previously say he wanted Timothée Chalamet to play him in his biopic.

[simonmikhail]

the way how he always identifies with the twink bottom, is there something you want to tell us nicholas.

[simonmikhail]

CALL ME BY YOUR NAME SUMMER nick wants to be elio, he wants a tall older man to groom him.

[simonmikhail]

sorry nick ur plan's not gonna work, trump's influence ain't going nowhere until he's croaked. even once he's out of office ppl will still be looking to him for leadership.

[blueberrymuffin9]

There is this one old kiwifarms comment on the family thread where they’re shitting on a photo of toddler nick calling him fat and what not and it makes me cry laughing like he didn’t even do nothing yet. CHILL

[blueberrymuffin9]

[llamhigyn-y-dwr]

I like how they're assuming childhood personalities off of this one picture. He looks rather happy in this one:

[simonmikhail]

that kfer is just mean, he was a lil innocent boy right there, what was the reason to go in that hard😭😭

[simonmikhail]

wtf I actually love this?? it's Better Than Revenge (Nick's Version)

[simonmikhail]

jaden tf is this timeslot change. am i going to have adjust now going forward😭

[simonmikhail]

here's an old clip of nick talking about his brief time on gab, this was when he was banned from like literally everything. i used to have a gab account and i followed his mom on there too💀 but i ended up deleting my account because gab got hacked and i got spooked LOL. anyways nick's right gab sucked, it's like if the dailymail commenters were 100x more racist and they used every slur imaginable.