WE HATE SIMON

MODS 🧣,🎲,🧁,🍬&✂️

[simonphobic]

Welcome

This is our blog, we're self proclaimed simonphobes because he's a dick and we hate him

Anyways mods

✂️ - MOD SNIP

:3>> it/they lol theyre exes

🧁- MOD KAKIE

:3>> she/it also a WEIRDDDD vegan and i guess simons roomate

🧣- MOD RED

:3>> he/nya/star ONLY >:0 vampire hehe and o yah simon is my brother EWWWWWWW

🎲- MOD DICE

:3>> it/he new guy i guess gonna make it write this LOL

🍬- MOD CANDY

:3>> any pronouns i GUESS boring but whatever anyways simons friend or whatever but thye dont like him lol

o yah also he hates onions so we're the onions

[simonphobic]

I,,, I can’t stop crying,,, Simon lied about undertale,, his favorite character isn’t sans and he’s never beaten sans,, I feel like I’ve been lied to our entire relationship!,,, I spent MONEY on sans merchandise! I got him a FUCKING BODY PILLOW OF SANS,,, TO FIND OUT ITS NEVER BEEN SANS , FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU,,,, -✂️

[simonphobic]

sorry we haven't been active here,,, my roommates poisoned me with Windex laced coffee,,, -✂️

[simonphobic]

Ur literally FINE!!!!

All I did was clean ur coffeemaker 🙄🙄🙄

The ER visit wasn’t even that long and they didn’t even send that big of an ambulance,,,,,,,,

If having a CLEAN coffee maker kills u I guess I’m dead like 10x over

-🧁‼️

[simonphobic]

sorry we haven't been active here,,, my roommates poisoned me with Windex laced coffee,,, -✂️

[shadowthedragoncat]

Two folly stamps I made :3

These are free to use on whatever site you want, just link back here if you do use it

Also you may need to resize it to be smaller because my art app has a minimum size limit for canvases so i couldn't make it too small

[simonphobic]

Uhh Snip,,,,,,,, This isn't ur main........

-🧁🎀

[shadowthedragoncat]

Two folly stamps I made :3

These are free to use on whatever site you want, just link back here if you do use it

Also you may need to resize it to be smaller because my art app has a minimum size limit for canvases so i couldn't make it too small

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SIMON’S CAR WAS JUST ON FIRE OMG??????????????

IT CAUGHT THE APARTMENT ON FIRE TOO A LITTLE

Simon and I are ok I think??? Just REALLY frazzled,,,,,,, this is why I didn’t want Simon to have a car!!!!!!!!!!

Some of my stuff is gone and a couple of Simon’s things too

The firemen think it was arson maybe???????????? They’re lookin into it

I can’t believe someone would hate Simon so much they’d SET HIS CAR ON FIRE

SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-🧁❤️‍🔥

[simonphobic]

Being completely honest he does deserve some karma in his life, hes gotten away with a wee bit much on our end :/ -🍬

[simonphobic]

SIMON’S CAR WAS JUST ON FIRE OMG??????????????

IT CAUGHT THE APARTMENT ON FIRE TOO A LITTLE

Simon and I are ok I think??? Just REALLY frazzled,,,,,,, this is why I didn’t want Simon to have a car!!!!!!!!!!

Some of my stuff is gone and a couple of Simon’s things too

The firemen think it was arson maybe???????????? They’re lookin into it

I can’t believe someone would hate Simon so much they’d SET HIS CAR ON FIRE

SCARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-🧁❤️‍🔥

[simonphobic]

I found this blog looking up my name and phobic????????? are you????????ok?????????????????????????

:3>> whos asking because you type AWFULLY similar to a certain repulsive human being no LESS THAN human being we know -🧣

[simonphobic]

Ok so I got blocked by everyone again and not told that we were still using this blog, sorry I got distracted with this person I had a crush on and they rejected me so I've been dealing with that. Apparently scratching someone's name into your roommates car is "creepy" and "off-putting" IM SORRY I just wanted to show my love to you,,, not my fault you don't understand romance,,, -✂️

[simonphobic]

Wait we are still using this blog????? - ✂️

[simonphobic]

Is there another blog ur using?????????????????

-🧁🎀

[simonphobic]

My main???!!!;!!!?!?!!?!?;?;?;?!?;?;-✂️

[simonphobic]

Wait we are still using this blog????? - ✂️

[simonphobic]

Is there another blog ur using?????????????????

-🧁🎀

[simonphobic]

Wait we are still using this blog????? - ✂️

[simonphobic]

Sorry I haven’t been posting a lot!!!!!

Work has been KILLING ME the past few days ugh🙄🙄🙄🙄

Anyways Simon sucks quota met for the day,

He brought over his DOG after I told him I never want to be around a CARNIVORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatever, I’m making his dinner vegan tonight

>:((((((

-🧁🎀

[simonphobic]

So like, fr tho, did he like kill ur dog or something?? 😭 Like y'all HATE HIM hate him

:3>> I HATE DOGS he DID accidentally kick a cat once so obviously hes the devil incarnate

[simonphobic]

Btw Simon says homophobic things online, I saw him say the f slur online >:(

-🧁💕

[simonphobic]

Also he LITERALLY watches Skibidi toilet

Like,,,,,, unironically

-🧁🎀

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That’s a major trigger for me wtf- ✂️

[simonphobic]

Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone except Simon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>.<

-🧁💕