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I know I've said it about Easterman but truly Trager is the only option for a three way with Victor

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I have a large chest and a lot of back pain so I like to sometimes joke about hiring someone to follow me around holding my boobs all day to give my back a break - and every time I say it I imagine Franco falling to his knees, stumbling over his words, struggling to get his wallet out because no no no, he'll be the one paying, please let him, he'll do anything-

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Butch Eddie Gluskin thank you goodnight

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I haven't played the game yet is Victor even a surgeon ??? Because I'm not seeing any evidence that he is which makes all of the surgery fetish stuff about him really funny, like he's just fucking around in there. Poking things and seeing if they squirm, sticking his hand in your guts to feel the warmth, toying with the idea of taking one of your kidneys because he knows you don't need both. He has the wikipedia page for human organs open on his laptop nearby

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Saw someone ask if the Pusher would be a good trip sitter and No !!! No He Would Not !!!!! He laces your shit, lies about what it's going to do to you, and then puts on Skinamarink or something

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I am a firm believer that Victor likes using toys on his partner HOWEVER ☝️ I don't think he's big on the idea of them using said toys while they're alone. He always wants to be in control of involved in your pleasure, and if he catches you trying to get off on your own he's going to take over without asking, overstimulate you to the point of tears, and then have a lengthy conversation with you about why you didn't come to him first

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Is the weirdly pristine food in the trials fake or does Murkoff put fresh food in the trials every few days as a sort of mind fuck

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I was just thinking about how hard it is to get myself to do things that I don't want to because anytime I set up some sort of reward system I just give myself the reward as soon as I want it- then I started thinking about how dangerous that would be to admit to Victor. Like you need someone else to hold the reins ?? You need someone else to decide when you've earned a reward- or maybe a punishment ??? He's on it, you don't even have to agree he'll just start doing it. Oh you finally got yourself to answer those emails, good job, please step into my office and bend over my desk for your reward

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I love love love the idea of a super weird and off putting Victor like he definitely flirts by telling you that your skin is soft enough to wear or something

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How often do you think reagents find the ex pops fucking in the middle of a trial

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I didn't think I would actually need to say this because I write for Outlast but if you're an actual child I need you to, at the very least, not try to TALK TO ME IN THE COMMENTS OF MY NSFW POSTS what the hell

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I don't care how big and scary he is I'm making Victor brush his teeth before we kiss because I KNOW he is eating small animals

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I accidentally got into a locker directly next to a pouncer without realizing and I know she's going to Get Me when I leave I feel like this

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Just saw someone say Ryland Grace would be into student/teacher roleplay I'm

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Returning to a fandom and checking the x reader tag for my favorite character only to see the latest post is ME when I was making content for said fandom an entire year ago what the hell 😔😔

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Is anyone else obsessed with the way Franco grabs the mannequin's face while kissing it in that one shuttle hallucination

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I like to imagine the ex pops each have their own handler that takes them between their cells and the trial environments. The handlers are meant to keep their morale up, comforting and encouraging them when they've been injured or experimented on that day (and being used as a fleshlight when their ex pop is stressed- what omg who said that)