Somewhere between psychotic and iconic.

D. I like fashion, TV shows and gorgeous men.

[badtunesboi-deactivated20180307]

“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“

[phoenix-phoenix-deactivated2019]

Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

[professor-maple-mod]

Holy shit

[apeaceofwork-deactivated2015070]

[snazziest]

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

[readytogogetmeoutofmymind]

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Today I shut my cat in the fridge.

Okay, so here’s the deal.  Tali loves the fridge.  I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in.  She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can.  Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there.  And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water.  I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else.  And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight.  So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Fridge cat just got weirder.  Today Tali got into the bathroom while I was showering, which of course made me a little nervous.  I didn’t want her to freak out and hurt herself or go on a scratching spree.  But evidently she loves water, so she jumped in and just splashed around for a while and got back out.  But then she kept whining to get back in, so my boyfriend put a cooler down so she could get in and out with ease, which she took great advantage of.  She’s soaking wet now, and very content.  

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

I told Tali she was famous.  She and her stuffed husky celebrated.

[theapatheticstag]

This is the kind of content I joined for

[ctrlroxy]

Can Tali and I hang out sometime

[cheers-mrhiddleston]

Tom Hiddleston makes a new friend on the Late Late Show with James Corden

[1000drawings]

[quotemadness]

Because they knew each other’s thoughts, they even quarrelled without speaking.

Bruce Chatwin (via quotemadness)

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[kengriffey-jr-deactivated202102]

Finally some good news

[mental-slut-blog]

I’m so fucking sick of saying I’m sorry when I’m the one collapsed on the ground.

(via bl-ossomed)

[adamusprime-deactivated20180809]

if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff

like one human raises their thumb to another human

that’s good, humans like that

one human raises their middle finger to another human

humans do NOT LIKE THAT

humans think that is a BAD FINGER

don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me

any other finger is ok just not that one

Anthropology will be the hard elective in alien school.

[fieldbears]

“Is the middle finger weaponized? Does it spray a venom perhaps” “No, student Xeepzorp, it is frail and harmless like the others” “Fascinating”

[whatif-universe]

[hirxeth]

Only lovers left alive (2013) dir. Jim Jarmusch

[unsures]

i wanna go star gazing with you but it’d be pointless because i’d end up staring at you the entire time

[myawesomequotes-com]

I love her, and that’s the beginning and end of everything.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via myawesomequotes-com)

fuck

(via good-intentixns)

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

I have so much love to give its kinda gross