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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Sweet Seals For You, Always
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@theartofmadeline
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Doug Jones
EXPECTATIONS
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@simpleinmeans-blog
my opinions on racism will always be limited as I’m from a position of white privilege, so whilst it’s so important to call out racial inequality and oppression when I see it, it’s also important for me to recognise that my voice should not shout over those who have actually experienced racism and have a far better understanding of how it operates then I ever will
Today’s Womans March was just deemed the biggest rally in U.S. History…
Today! January 21st 2017 is the true and real historic day.
*goosebumps*
GUYS https://twitter.com/AltNatParkSer/status/824054953404669953 http://www.scientistsmarchonwashington.com/ THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE IS IN OPEN REBELLION
Is this for real?
It absolutely is, yes. @NASAClimate on twitter is also continuing to tweet climate facts in defiance of the gag order.
https://twitter.com/AltNatParkSer/status/824070855206600710
https://www.nps.gov/subjects/climatechange/upload/ClimateChange_01-05_DigitalPrelim.pdf
Grab this, hold onto it. Distribute again if it is taken down.
https://twitter.com/blkahn/status/824075818519396353
https://twitter.com/AltNatParkSer/status/824081620240056321
@AltNatParkSer confirms it is being run by active NPS rangers.
CHAOTIC GOOD RANGERS
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT
*running in circles screaming*
There are two kinds of people. Those who think, “I don’t want anyone to suffer like I did.” And those who think, “I suffered; why shouldn’t they?”
Go Badlands! #resist #NPS
Flights Packed With Women’s March Participants Are Cheering All The Way To DC
I’m so proud! Give ‘em hell!
Cats Using Dogs as Pillows (see 15 more)
Mike Pence’s new neighbors are “welcoming” him with rainbow LGBTQ pride flags
When Vice President-elect Mike Pence takes office in January he’ll move into his designated residence on the grounds of Washington, D.C.’s Naval Observatory
Until then he’s renting a $6,000-a-month-place in the D.C. neighborhood of Chevy Chase.
And his new neighbors there have found the perfect way to welcome him to his new abode — rainbow LGBTQ pride flags. Read more
People are roasting this Trump Christmas tree ornament on Amazon
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations
rainforest retreat ~ agathom co. | steven evans photography
Beth Kirby
One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.) Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks. Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris. Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together. Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.) Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you. Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place. Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects. Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers. Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do. Love, Dad.
Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via perverted—princess)
I know that I’ve posted this one, but damn this is a good set, I can’t help, but reblog
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