Hi Im New

welcome dudes, I post random stuff to make peeps giggle or to make their day. enjoy!

[simply27]

ah I’m back and it feels nEW

[simply27]

Band director: Ya know that reminds me of a story.

Entire band: *sighs, puts down instrument, and leans back into chair*

[simply27]

sucks for all you peeps who've got beef because I'm vegetarian and I eat leaf

[simply27]

BITCHES DO NOT STEAL MY PFP I MADE THAT SHIT MYSELF

[simply27]

so do you ever just think of something so random that it makes you laugh hysterically even though it's just something like dropping a cup on the floor

[simply27]

guess who's ugly?

not me and not you either

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[simply27]

RIP

[simply27]

honestly though why does the girl from Dork Diaries get so much action with her crush in a week when for me it takes me a month to work up the courage to say hi

[simply27]

Dork Diaries IRL

Nikki: 4/20/17 OH EM GEE!!!! IM GOING ON A DATE WITH BRANDON!!!

Nikki: 4/21/17 omg never mind I fucked it up with my awkwardness IM SUCH A DORK!!

[dumbgay]

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

[simply27]

student: coughs

teacher: from all this talking i can assume you're all done with your work

[simply27]

how to wake me up: you don't

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[simply27]

slay Bill

[angeldelatierra-deactivated2016]

*holds a baby carrot like a cigarette* I’m just….. over it, you know?

[simply27]

I actually did this today holy

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[simply27]

ples

[chuwenjie]

fast messy little thing about teenage insecurity that I just wanted to scribble out cause it was on my mind for some reason. (be kind to people because you never know how your words might impact them!) To everyone else who’s ever hated their appearance (which let’s be real, is probably everyone reading this right now), I feel you. there’s good days and bad days but hopefully more good than bad. have a great night! best, Kat

[simply27]

THIS IS AMAZING AHHH ERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS

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i think puberty works only for guys 

[simply27]

I think puberty works for guys and girls but it has some inexplicit hatred for girls and likes to cause immense pain and acne to them