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Sherlock Holmes, Consulting Detective. //This is an independent roleplay account, feel free to send me a message anytime. This account is Post-Reichenbach Fall An account by ShyFluffy

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[Attention! Important OOC Stuff] Fluffy on the move

This is a notice both for this private account and for my roleplay blogs here on tumblr where I am going to reblog this: I will have to disassemble my desktop computer set up for the move and then I will be cut off supposedly two weeks from a LAN internet connection as the provider needs to clear the new connection in our new cute little flat. So I will be taking a forced tiny hiatus but I will be back and I will miss all of you lovely people so much omg. Also I might look for an internet cafe if I can’t stand not being able to write rp entries and talk to you guys. I can write small updates with my iPhone but longer replies will take days on it because of the small keyboard and my bad sight. Love you all and I will be back soon as I said, Fluffy~

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It seems I have reached 100 Followers. Are there any special social protocols for this event?

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Granted that you know me, what would change because of that? It's still unfortunate ...

Well it would make a difference in the way I treat you, perhaps.

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People... Ugh. I'm sure you'd do a perfect job of taking care of an animal, to be honest. Also a dog seems like a lovely choice for you Mister Holmes. They're very loyal and understanding. - Anna

Of course. I am a man of science and logic. And one needs to think logical and understand a dog rather than try to completely humanize it and enforce standards and social standards on it that it does not understand.That is one quality I like about them, yes. But I also value their honesty and their open body language, their expressive faces and wish to please their alpha when they are trained properly. 

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OOC: Gonna log off for now~ See ya all later

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That's alright, anything for you Mister Holmes. And indeed, the male cats were always picking fights amongst themselves and it was utter chaos. We sold most of the kittens in the end, it was a relief I have to say. - Anna

All this talk about pets invokes my old wish to have a dog again. People keep thinking I would be incapable of taking care of an animal but if I bothered to, I shall take good care of the animal of choice.

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That's really sweet, I'm pretty sure it likes you, Mister Holmes. I don't see why it wouldn't of course. You're very lovely. I mean um.. you're um.. Yeah.. And yes ten cats was absolutely a mess.. - Anna

Perhaps it just wished to be fed more tuna. Also thank you.I imagine. Especially since cats are not pack animals as far as I know. 

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Perhaps you're right.

Of course I am right. You insinuated that you anticipated my behavior. That means you either know me somewhat well, or have gathered information about me.

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Unfortunate ... Yes. I knew you would say that.

Oh. That means you are somebody I know or have known. Interesting.

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I think I have a crush on you ...

How unfortunate for you.

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Cupcake again? That would be rather bizarre, waking up to a cat walking all over your face. A few years ago, my mother used to insist we kept all the kittens our cat would have. Let's just say ten cats in the house isn't such a lovely thing. - Anna

It wasn't walking over my face. It was reaching it with one paw, claws drawn in, and just.... patting me awake. Rather strange. I wonder if all cats do this? And ten cats sounds like it would be total chaos.

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Oh, um, of course. Nice to see you again by the way. - Anna

Likewise. John's cat woke me up by pawing me in the face. that was a strange experience. Especially since I don't sleep long and therefore don't get woken usually.

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I'm glad to hear. Do.. Do you know who that other Anon is on your blog? I noticed they seemed, um, quite interested in you.. - Anna

No, I do not know. I could probably implore Mycroft to have them tracked but I can't be bothered. Not to mention they don't seem threatening.

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I can't sleep because of you.

Are you the new inhabitant of the flat across the street? You should get used to violin music at 3am. Because I will not stop it.

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You make me tremble.

I seem to have that effect on some people. But I have yet to find out why.

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Also, I don't know whether that's my blood on the floor or someone else's ... - MEH

That sounds like a problem. If you were me you could take a sample and analyse it, but I doubt you have the needed know-how or technology.

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I'm still alive; eating moist food for cats 'cause I'm out of money. Send help. - MEH

May I suggest sneaking onto nearby fields and milking cows at night? Milk is a very good food substitute.I'm sure the owners of said cows won't notice if one person bandits a little milk.