I can speak whale

Puisqu'on ne peut changer la direction du vent, il faut apprendre à orienter les voiles

[coffee-bean-anti]

big fan of sean meeting animals and pulling this face

[therealjacksepticeye]

What other face is there when you pet animals??

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[liittlecreatures1985]

i know this is an extremely basic baby’s first feminism observation but it does genuinely drive me crazy how for the most part stories about men are presumed to be universal and stories about women are About Women

[blanketforcas]

you must remember that you're gonna continue to find things (art, nature, people, etc) that amaze you and ground you and you're gonna be glad to be alive to experience it

[sourvape-deactivated20251109]

[laurens-german]

THE PRINCESS DIARIES 2001, dir. Garry Marshall

[border-collie]

so stupid that my brain won't tell me it's hungry but it will tell me everyone actually hates me and that means i'm hungry

[ifelloffthebed]

fixed it

[malglories]

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

[hudsonswilliams]

[homunculus-argument]

thoughts?

No thanks, I'm trying to quit.

[viralfrog]

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[ggggagggggggg]

I always figure it out on my own, i just need to panic first

[notgreatbob]

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

[callmezeemonic]

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

[castaras]

prev tags correct

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies