Sorry, Dad. I couldn't think of a nice way to say "America Stinks!"
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Happy 4th of July from Lisa Simpson!!! 👏 👏 👏

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Sorry, Dad. I couldn't think of a nice way to say "America Stinks!"
The Simpsons, Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington (1991) dir. Wes Archer
Happy 4th of July from Lisa Simpson!!! 👏 👏 👏
(*´ω`*)
Twitter is really mean I need to lock back into my 14 year old self and stay here
Ironically, hard light is bad for recording sexy time.
It will highlight every pore, every vein, every wrinkle on your nutsack.
One day I will end this ring light fad. It is my ultimate side quest.
It seems my lighting advice has given people a mistaken impression...
These outtakes where the flash didn't go off are also AI generated.
I like this spooky dutch angle one.
I was just starting to learn flash and I didn't have all the equipment I needed. Since corgis are quite short, I had to put the lighting on the ground. The off camera flash was on a tipped over lightstand with a shoot-through umbrella to diffuse the light.
But I had no wireless triggers. And the only other way to trigger a flash, is with another flash. So I used the on-camera pop up flash to trigger the main flash.
But I had two issues.
First, I did not want that dinky on camera flash affecting my picture.
Second, triggering a flash with a flash is best done indoors. The flash will bounce all around the room and eventually hit the sensor so the main flash triggers. When you are outdoors, there is no bouncing.
SO... I took a little handheld makeup mirror and angled it toward my main flash. This blocked the dinky pop up flash and sent the beam of light towards the main flash to trigger it.
I was lying on the wet morning grass, holding a camera in one hand, a mirror in the other, trying to aim the mirror exactly toward the main flash, making crazy noises to get Otis's attention, and trying to get the focus point on his face so I didn't get a blurry photo. Also, Otis was much more interested in sniffing things than posing for a photo.
Here is an overhead view that might help explain.
I await all of your comments saying my amazing drawring is clearly AI generated.
Only 30% of the time did the flash actually go off. Aiming the mirror was tricky and I was doing like 8 things at once. I wasn't even sure I got the photo I wanted. But when I came back to the computer there was one that stood out and it is one of my favorites I've ever taken.
It was the best combination of monumental effort, great discomfort, perfect foggy sunrise light, and just pure luck.
Unfortunately, people like me who use advanced sculpting light techniques are getting accused of using AI more and more. Not really sure what to do about it—other than show the 30 awful photos it took to get the good one.
My 80s sunglasses photo and spoon photo get called out the most.
But it's just good old fashioned gradient lighting which has been used in product photography since the days of film.
So, no need to be suspicious.
Photography like sirfrogsworth's is what the fucken AIs were TRAINED on.
The besties through the years ♡
wanted to draw what Illi’s backpack might look like
also,
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!
getting a #palpjob from a spidergirl
puts my phone down soberly considers how to make this post good instead of bad
There's just something about him...
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Last song listened to: fully is "the only hope for me is you" By Mcr, naturally. Not Full is Let it Go bc I recorded myself singing it at work
Favorite color: ouugghhhhh purple/red/black/Slime Green
Currently watching: just watched tadc (ok) I've been watching a ton of GGG, but my usual slop comfort shows. Might rewatch schitts creek
Currently reading: UWaaaaaaa~ I've been reading Frankenstein since I started my new job while at work, but I lowkey haven't touched it in a month
Current Obsession: a bit of backrooms, a lot of MCR
Currently working on: mostly an identity crisis, but also making art I can stand/practicing vocal control
Last Google search: literally "can you put salad away for later" bc I was worried about the dressing ruining it (I did put it away for later)
Tagging: @autistictranny @scooooooobs @braiding-his-hair @iwantyoutolovememp3 @blattella
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last song listened to: Unfair Kind of Fame - The Pastels
favorite color: yellow, probably a gold to be specific currently watching: Technolyze, still need to finish Twin Peaks: The Return and the second Frieren season
currently reading: Naked Lunch, And Yet the Town Moves (need to get back to both)
current obsession: Touhou Project (hyped as fuck for the EoSD remake)
currently working on: music stuff, I gotta get this album out at some point its been too long
last google search: I don't use google but my last duckduckgo search was "bingo card maker"
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I WANT THAT COOKIE
Found this on the wiki, have no idea where this image is from besides it being on the wiki. but, isnt burns adorable in this image?
And yeah smithers singing his praises for burns in the background is cute to.
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lisa freaking simpson everybody