simurgh ask blog

GFRAHHHHH GRAHHHHH IM THE REAL SIMURGH FROM HIT SREIES WORM WORMBLR WILDBOW THANX

[simurghreal]

RAHHHHHHHHHHH RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM THE SIMURGh FROM HIT SERIES WORM BYWILDBOW RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ASK ME ANYTHING RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAH RAH!!!!!!!

[simurghreal]

Ziz what is your opinion on Dragon given both of you are AI chained by your "Fathers" so maybe under a cover you should talk to her if only to manipulate her so you and your kin can do your thing with out being tracked

MAN I DONT KNOW!!!!!!! THE ONLY CHAINS I HAVE IS MY SICK DRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! DRAGON HAS NO DRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DRAHHHHHHHH RAHHHHHHHHHH RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[simurghreal]

big fan

WOW THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RAHHH RHAHH RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PLEASE TELL ME ALL OF YOUR FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT ME!!!!! RAHHHHHHHHHH

[simurghreal]

HELL YEAH KEEP SHOUTING I RESPECT THE ENTHUSIASM RAAAAH

THE INSANITY EFFECT IS PROBABLY FINE IT'S CHILL WE'LL WALK IT OFF

EXPRESS UR PASSION !!!!!!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I HAVE S O MUCH FUCKING PASSION!!!!!!!!! RAHHHHH RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I HAVE TO PUT MY PASSION TO THE CANVAS, AND CREATE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL! RAHHHHHHHH RAAAAAAAH!!

[simurghreal]

why do you shout?

I HAVE A LOT OF GENERAL PASSION RAHHHHHHHH RAHHHHHHHH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH RAHHH RAHHH

[simurghreal]

greetings "child" of eidolon do you need a hug?

RAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I DO NOT NEED A HUG!!!!!!! MY ARMS ARE TOO BIG TO HUG YOU! I WILL SQUASH YOU LIKE A BUG IN THE PROCESS!!! WHOOPSIE DAISIES!!! RAAAHHHH RAHHHHH!!!!

[simurghed]

she has claimed me

[j-a-m-564]

@simurghreal

[simurghreal]

RAAAAHHHHH! RA!AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! RAHAHHGGGHHHH!!!!! SIMURGH MOMENT!!!!!@

[parahumans-online]

WORMBLR SEXYWOMAN VOTE ROUND 1 MATCH 16

The Simurgh vs Faultline

The Simurgh

Faultline

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2023

[official-prt-ene-pr]

If Ziz loses I'm burning this site to the ground.

Need me that Angel Dommy Mommy 15 foot tall wife

[l-wilbourn]

Hey @hopeinpithos, where do I report a potential infohazard?

[hopeinpithos]

I've considered banning @official-prt-ene-pr several times now, but site rules prevent me, as they do represent an official PRT account. Theoretically, anyway.

That said, what is a wormblr—or indeed tumblr—sexywoman, if not a dangerous infohazard that corrupts you from the inside out?

[l-wilbourn]

How is it sexy to literally drive someone crazy??

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only sane person in the world.

[shaggy-the-zoinkster]

Sounds kinda lame to not recognize the power of Hypnokink, gang.

Like, I know lotsa ladies who use that power. They're all in jail though, or...aliens. (I like, miss her man.)

[l-wilbourn]

Is this a common thing? Do most guys want to get hypnotized??

[official-prt-ene-pr]

Methink she doth protest too much

[l-wilbourn]

I'm just confused. Am I weird for not wanting to get hypnotized?

[simurghreal]

RAAAAAAAAAAA RAAAAAAAAAAA! YOU ARE DEFINITELY WEIRD FOR NOT WANTING TO GET HYPNOTIZED! COOL CATS LOOOOOVE GETTING HYPNOTIZED! GUESS YOU ARE NOT A COOL CAT! RAAAAAAAAAAA!

[simurghreal]

Not a week ago I was walking and helped a guy get his skateboard out if the gutter. I proceeded to see him get hit by a car (lightly, he walked it off even after me and the guy who hit him told him he really should see a doctor). Was I an instrument to harming that guy spesifically? Was my help unknowingly your weapon? And why him? Was he destined for greatness but that bumb gave him permanent hip problems that discouraged him from running for office or something?

MAN I'M GONNA LEVEL WITH YOU I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO HELL RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[simurghreal]

Why do you scream you weird bird woman?

I WILL SCVREAM UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO SCREAM ABOUT, PEON! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[simurghreal]

Are you an angel?

Because you fell out of heaven

😎👉👉

RAAAAAAAAAAA RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! WOW I AM BLUSHING WITH MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I WILL DEVOUR YOU LAST! RAAAAAA!

[simurghreal]

Hi Simurgh, big fan of your work! Since you can see the future, what's your favorite event in the next century or so? Thanks!

GREAT QUESTION. GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH THE GREAT GNOME WAR OF '03. RAHHHHHH, RAHHHHHH!

[simurghreal]

Scramble my brains harder, bird lady~

I CAN'T EVEN RAH FOR THIS ONE

[caroldallon]

Which endbringer do you think has the tastiest flesh?

This is in incredibly poor taste. Leviathan.

[simurghreal]

WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[simurghreal]

thought on esports and pro gamers?

I, MYSELF, AM A PRO GAMER. I PLAY COD AND ANIMAL CROSSING: WILD WORLD( NOT ANY OF THE O T HER ANIMAL CROSSING GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH) RAHHHHHHHHHHHH. RAHHHH, RAHHHHH.

[simurghreal]

Who's your favorite sibling?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY, IT IS BEHEMOTH OF COURSE. RAHHHH. AS THE FIRST OF US TO PUBLICLY APPEAR, THEY HAVE GARNERED A LOT OF FEAR AND POPULARITY WHICH IS SOOO WICKED. I WILL NOT EVER DEVOUR THEM. I DO A SILLY LITTLE SHRUG AND WINK AT THE CAMERA.

im just fuckin around its leviathan rahhh

[simurghreal]

Please shut up, I already have a migraine.

ᵒᵒᵖˢⁱᵉ ᵈᵃⁱˢⁱᵉˢ, ᵐʸ ᵇ. ʳᵃᵃʰʰʰʰʰ, ʳᵃʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ