{ to d e s t r o y magic}

{Independent Tamara roleplay blog} Ignores Tamara's death. 21+, accepting M!As

[sinceispilledmycoffeeonyou]

[iremembereveryonethatleaves]

"I’m in!" Lilo probably should have taken more time to ponder the proposition but thinking things through was never her strong point and she was easy to  please bribe. Lilo frowned. “Wait. You won’t tell Dad will you?” 

[sinceispilledmycoffeeonyou]

"Of course not. The plan is to surprise him, remember?" Neal's birthday was coming and she knew he didn't usually celebrate it for some reason. She wanted him to have at least one good memory of the day.

[iremembereveryonethatleaves]

"It wasn’t my fault!…I thought I saw big foot in the woods and well i was distracted. But I tried to clean it up I swear!" 

[sinceispilledmycoffeeonyou]

"That would explain the fruity smell... I'll have to get it washed later. Big Foot isn't real, Lilo. It's like a... fairy tale."

[heartbrokensavior]

Holy mother of sentences, batman

I have no idea how many sentences I gathered here, they’re all taken from lyrics to various songs in many languages. I’m sure there’s something for EVERYONE here. Enjoy!

[heartbrokensavior]

"It’s way too normal and boring" "I’ve got to do it, I’ve got to go" "I’m serious about everything" "I’m happy for you!" "We’ll be just fine, you know? " "I won’t forget the promises we exchanged" "I won’t be disheartened anymore no matter what happens" "Nothing’s gonna harm you" "Don’t waste these scars" "Take a break once in a while when it rains " "Reality leans heavy on me" "I may not be brave or strong or smart" "I’m home if you are there beside me" "I could eat you up, I really could." "Don’t tell me that you miss me every hour" "You’re ruining our relationship" "Only you can have me" "Our future roams around now" "It came to laugh at our naive existences." "I am puzzled by the truth that slips through my hands even as I cover my ears." "Where in this thin body do I find the strength to stand?" "I have no choice but to pretend that I am a warrior who knows no fear." "I am devoid of any feelings except an impulse to destroy everything and anything." "It makes me want to end everything with these hands." "I can turn the tide." "Dreams lose their power" "For someone as unremarkable as me, meeting you is the best future of all" "This world will be mine and you’re first in line" "What are your terms? What’s the catch?" "There’s just no way that we can win" "Wasn’t that the plan from the beginning?" "Is this us getting used to the hurt?"

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[mugglesagainstmagic]

[text-Probie 1] Good.

[text-Probie 1] You know what to do next, I assume?

[sinceispilledmycoffeeonyou]

[text: HO] Yes, I've got it all covered.

[sinceispilledmycoffeeonyou]

Baby rp Starters

"Guess what? We're having a baby!"

"Do I look fat to you?"

"I'm what?"

"I went to the doctor today."

"You know how I've been getting kinda sick recently? Well, turns out, I'm not actually sick..."

"I feel so helpless like this. I don't like it."

"How's the baby?"

"How are you feeling? I know pregnancy can be tough..."

"Need some help? Here, don't get up. I'll get it for you. Wouldn't want you to over exert yourself."

"I saw you leaving this morning, and a little birdy told me you went to the doctor. Care to explain?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're more... round than you used to be."

"You're going to be a mother?"

"It's going to be a girl."

"It's going to be a boy."

"Aren't you excited? There's gonna be a baby!"

"Guess what? You're going to be a father."

"I'm not ready for a baby. I... I can't have a baby."

[incorrectouatquotes]

I only accept apologies in cash.

Rumplestiltskin

[askmemeplace]

My muse just took a bullet for yours. What does your muse say when they wake up in the hospital the next day?

[sinceispilledmycoffeeonyou]

MUSE MEMES - SKINS

"What do you do if someone you love lets you down, really fucks you over?"

"You ruined it. You don’t want anyone to care."

"I could be dead in a second.."

"Everything’s so fragile."

"Oh wow, I didn't eat for three days so I could be lovely."

"When I'm with you, I feel like I'm a better person. I feel happier... less alone. Less lonely."

"We were special..."

"Your stiffy is sticking into my back."

"I’ve loved you from the first time I saw you."

"When we got together, it scared the shit out of me, because you were the one person who could ruin my life."

"I pushed you away."

"I’d die for you."

"I love you. I love you so much and it’s killing me."

"You can take anything if you wanted it enough."

"Love, love, love... What's it good for?.. Absolutely nothing."

"I'm officially off the rails. You should try it."

"I wanna be scared! I wanna be hurt!"

"Do you know what hurts the most about a broken heart? Not being able to remember how you felt before."

"The first time I met you, I knew I just knew I wanted to have sex with you."

"Fuck sake, I’m never gonna get to bone you am I?"

"A wise man once said, Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it....and that would be a shame."

"Oh wow...but...fuck you!"

"Er, oh yeah, I’m sorry for seeing your boobs."

"Sometimes I think I was born backwards."

"It's you and me, babe. It's always gonna be you and me."

"If this was us meeting for the first time, I'd do it all again. Everything. The fucks, the fuck ups, everything."

"We've fucked in every sense of the word."

"You've found my porn stash!"

"I went crazy when I was with you!"

"You made me go mad!"

"I have to say goodbye. I have to."

"I'm thinking of leaving school, growing a beard, and joining the circus."

"Nothing good ever stays with me. Absolutely nothing."

[magicisacrutch-deactivated20161]

;outofstraw

I would like to take this moment to say that everyone needs to be following my lovely Belle, beautynamedbelle, because she is perfect. That is all.

[true-love-is-magic-deactivated2]

[sinceispilledmycoffeeonyou]

ooc;

OKAY I DEFINITELY NEED A VERSE IN WHICH TAMARA REDEEMS HERSELF so I can have NICE stepmom interactions and shit.

[semperamitti-deactivated2015030]

[New Message: Tam] hey a guy takes compliments where he can get them

[New Message: Tam] i cant decide between chinese or pizza for dinner you be the tiebreaker

[sinceispilledmycoffeeonyou]

[New Message: Neal] Pizza. You know I hate chinese.

[wendyswancassidy]

"I keep telling you there something isn’t right about her. She is so fake! You are smarter than to fall for that."

[sinceispilledmycoffeeonyou]

Oh, no. This kid wasn't going to get in the way of her plans. "There is nothing fake about my feelings for your father." Except for... everything.

[semperamitti-deactivated2015030]

"I guess. Or…”

[sinceispilledmycoffeeonyou]

"Now, Neal."

[sinceispilledmycoffeeonyou]

”What’s in it for me?"

"A monthly supply of your favorite snacks."

[sinceispilledmycoffeeonyou]

”Don’t get mad, but…I may have spilled slushie in your car.”

"-- May have?" And the brat expected her to not get mad. If she wasn't Neal's kid it would be even harder to resist the urge to stangle her.

[rpmememaker]

Sentence Meme [ Leverage: Season 1 Edition ]

• ”You’re precisely why I work alone.” • ”How many plans do we have? Is there like a plan M?” • ”All right, let’s go break the law just one more time.” • ”He tried to kill us.” • ”More importantly, he didn’t pay us.” • ”What’s in it for me?” • ”There’s something wrong with you.” • ”I’m just very good at what I do.” • ”Oh, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.” • ”I’m a professional criminal and I find that disturbing.” • ”Well, somebody got to fight the injured, shoot, that’s my niche.” • ”As long as I don’t have to do anything immoral.” • ”No, absolutely not. No, I just need you to figure out how to…fake a miracle.” • ”Look, look… look man, you’re lucky on this deadline, I didn’t give you a baking soda volcano.” • ”The truth? The truth is what I say it is.” • ”Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.” • ”People are like knives. Everything’s in context.” • ”Did you just kill a guy with an appetizer?” • ”It’s like a placebo effect. It’s not really working, but it makes you feel better anyway.” • ”You bailed on the job because you were up all night playing a game?” • ”Death haunts us every day, no matter where we are.” • ”I had fortune cookies for breakfast.” • ”Somebody find me a brain.” • ”Oh yeah, he’s definitely getting creepier.” • ”Don’t get mad, but…I may have spilled slushie in your car.” • ”I’m not-don’t try to change the subject!” • ”I was aiming for his leg.” • ”You want me to kick it?” • ”I’ma go and… freshen up a little bit. Maybe cry a little.” • ”Everything I learned about people, I learned ringing doorbells and in a bow tie.” • ”Jumping from a sky scraper, she’s cool. But making small talk, it’s like pure terror.” • ”I literally cannot make this slower or any more boring. Okay?” • ”You know why they say Justice wears a blindfold? So you can’t see that Justice is asleep.” • ”I am sure there’s reservoirs of boring you have yet to plumb.” • ”Are you here to kill me, [name]?” • ”WE JUST STOLE AN EIGHT MILLION DOLLAR STATUE! On, like, our day off!” • ”Hey, [name]. I got some dental work with your name on it.” • ”What do you say we hook up so I can give it to you?” • ”You were all trying to solve your version of the crime instead of just trying to… solve the crime.” • ”There’s a reason we work together.” • ”You actually expect this to work?” • ”No, you’re supposed to say “Wow, that’s just crazy enough to work!”“ • ”Incredibly, chance does seem to bend itself to his bizarre machinations.” • ”That’s his superpower.” • ”Screw therapy! That felt really good.” • ”So, you know your entire plan depended on me being a self-serving, utter bastard.” • ”Yeah, that’s a stretch.”