aisling nO STOP

rarepair? more like FRAIREpair. ireland and france are here to cause trouble, make that double. ask box open, piano tuned, ready for karaoke at 4:20 AM.

[sincerely-fraire]

my grandma had a hitlist of people she hated and i thought that was big aisling energy

aisling is literally that except she has a list of everyone she actually likes and everyone else is fair game for murder

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hey! with the recent raids, i just wanted you to know that i absolutely love your blog, stay safe uwu!

thank you so much! the raids didn't affect us, luckily. we're glad you love the dead mildly inactive blog!

[sincerely-fraire]

The question is, who did she kill?

francis; i'm not allowed to say or i might join that list.

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i fully believe Ais could get away with murder

francis; could? she has. she's gotten away with so much.

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What's Northern Ireland's opinion on this couple?

ais: seamus? i don't think he cares all that much.

francis: don't be fooled, he has threatened me before.

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francis: are you a brain tumor? because i can't get you out of my head!

ais: what the fuck, fran

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francis: i'm hilarious!

ais: that's debatable.

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ais: WHO THE FUCK-

francis: language!

ais: WHOM THE FUCK-

francis: nO!

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francis: you have beautiful eyes!

ais: thanks! i need them to see!

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ais: (on her deathbed)

francis: (knowing exactly who ais is) wow you're just gonna lay down and die? that's weak

ais: wHO YOU CALLING WEAK-

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francis: yes hello 911? i would like to report a murder-

ais: wow ur such a little snitch. hold on a sec- ELIZABETA, CHECK OUT THIS SNITCH ON LINE 7

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francis: (traps a spider under a cup)

ais: (arrives with two other cups)

francis: ais, wait-

ais: (sets the two cups down and starts to shuffle them)

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ais: thanks for helping me out today.

francis: anything for one of my many side hoes!

ais: ...we're married.

ais: and last week you sat on my lap all dinner because you "craved affection"

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allistor: come on, francis can't be good at everything! who knows, maybe he's a terrible kisser or something

ais: no, he's good at that too.

dylan: what..?

ais: what?

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I saw rosalina and I instantly though of Mario cart.

me too, star, me too. funny thing, she's actually the main character i play as in mario kart.

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What type of pets do you have?

ais: i've got an irish wolfhound named angus!

francis: i own a birman cat named rosalina. i adore her.

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ais: francis and i don't have pet names for each other.

elizabeta: uh-huh. and what do bees make?

ais: honey.

francis, from the other side of the room: yes, dear?

elizabeta, grabbing ais by the collar: don't ever lie to my face like that again.