D R A G O N S

My newest obsession....You guessed it; Flight Rising. On this tumblr, as i breed many more dragons, will be Roleplaying, art/comissions, and of course the progress of my dragons. That's not all however! Giveaways!! :D Horray! PLEASE ASK ANY QUESTIONS OR SEND MESSAGES TO ask-paint-mako.tumblr.com

[thedementeddragon]

@bunjywunjy might be rubbing off on me with naming my dragons. I have a mix of serious and ridiculous names now, plus the infamous IndigoMontoya. 

[sinestress]

SO. For the better part of a year, maybe a little longer, I’ve been trying to get a triple watermelon dragon that wasn’t related to MOTHER-TRUCKIN’ WATERMELONIE. AND I DID IT. FINALLY. I used my wildclawscroll that I've had for three years on him. LOOK FORWARD TO TRIPLE WATERMELON DRAGONS THAT AREN’T RELATED TO WATERMELONIE IN ANY FRIGGIN WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[fenneckitsune]

So Lead/Bubblegum/Aqua is a nice thing

[mxnrique]

I can’t believe that the Citizens of Pawnee are actually real.

[surfacage]

noire: why the fuck is your wartortle named chapstick

spark: uhh i had chapstick in my pockets when i caught it….

noire: i can’t believe you’re a team leader

(happens a month after this)

(thank you to nimiana for spaghetti, salvesilverio for wingdings, thecolossalennui for chad, pkmn-trainer-touko-tajiri for fearow, hymnofthevalkyries for sassycheeks, coffeemakernamedhank for chapstick, and the collective fandom for donglord LOL)

[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[villainfr-deactivated20141031]

I really like it when actors from the UK do American accents and they start talking reeeeeeeally sloooooooowly. Because I can listen and be all, you may be incredibly good-looking, wealthy, and talented But I can talk faster in American than you can.

[fkdemetri]

yeah but

can you do the same in a canadian accent?

[villainfr-deactivated20141031]

Obviously, eh? I’m from Oregon, eh? It’s the same, you just add an eh at the end, eh?

[sinestress]

How dare.

I canada people. 

Speak no eh

[sinestress]

FR SELFIE NIGHT!? have an obligatory duck face from a while back

[sinestress]

Tripple Mullberry imps?

I forget who had really cheap triple mullberry imps up but i really want a pretty imp boy .__. Someone message me on Sinestress?

[shsldragonbreeder]

how much would u pay for these babbies

(bren will eventually have irishim and ez will eventually have shim as well)

[sinestress]

This girl is midnight, royal royal.... I'f you get something with like shadow, mulberry/mulberry, i will buy that off you so fast you don't even know

[sinestress]

AZURE / AZURE / SEAFOAM FEMALE!!: 220k STONEWASH / CARIBBEAN / SPLASH FEMALE!!: 55k

OBSIDIAN / OBSIDIAN / CARIBBEAN FEMALE!!: 220k Send a crossroads or a message to Sinestress if you'd like one or if you want me to hold one for a bit :3

[sinestress]

Take em plz

 Obsidian Tiger / Orange / Orange 80K

Ice Clown / Ice / Thistle

80k Message me on Sinestress or send a crossroads :DD

[qandais]

Imp Giveaway

So Decided to do a Small Imperial Giveaway for this Pretty Boy

Giveaway Will Run until November 10th. Just Reblog with your Name and ID Number and You’ve entered. 

[sinestress]

Sinestress 33265

[sinestress]

Coal / Tangerine / Fire Female Not the prettiest dragon so, 100k ? message me at Sinestress on FR or send a crossroads

[sinestress]

The spitting image of his father Obsidian / Orange / Orange (male ofc) 150k  massage me at Sinestress on FR or send me a crossroads

[sinestress]

Ice / Obsidian / Jade Female for 80k :D any takers???

message me on Sinestress on FR or just send a crossroads

[sinestress]

See these two?? yeah i need dragon money, so i'm selling them. The girl is beautiful, and is on the AH for 450k I'll give her to you for 400k That boy skydancer is on the market for 125k I'll give him to you for 100k Send me a cross roads at Sinestress :DDD Take these beautiful babs home with you!!