Undiagnosed & Uncaffinated Chaos

Em - they/them - level 26 - turbo gay - forest fae in love with the moon

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[passionpeachy]

koi pond turtle 🪷

[valenalentine]

[teamhawkeye]

We put glow collars on the dogs when we walk them at night, and it is Extremely™️ effective on Boswell

[capriciousarsonist]

ah, the two genders, Girl and Orb

[sailorfailures]

[spacefinch]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[furrypost-generator]

indecipherable text lost to time

[40ouncesandamule]

thank you for explaining because ever since I first saw this post, the phrase "nurning annintant" has been burning a hole through the back of my skull

[poetry-protest-pornography]

I also came up with "nurning annintant" and am fully crying laughing about it

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

She will be by your nide

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[oldpaintings]

J. Howell Russell (English, ?)

[softichill]

I still think the most devastating enshittification I've ever seen has been picrew. One of the few dress-up game websites left that's not flash-based and it's become DRENCHED in ads. You can't open the home screen without being blasted by at least three or four ads. You can't open two picrews in a row without watching a video ad first. When you have a picrew open the ads cover up the different options and sometimes even stack on each other so you have to hit like 2 or 3 different x buttons to get it to go away, only for more to appear seconds later. Evil world

[achillesinhighheels]

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[my-dailydreams]

[goldensunset]

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

[000l]

[shrewreadings]

like to charge, reblog to cast.

[sceptixfakemon]

we deserve to have media with fat characters that like being fat and that are confident and happy in their fatness and they do not want to change that one bit im being very reasonable here

[evilwizard]

can i get your enthusiastic consent to succumb to the power of my amulet

[ominousdog]

YES! PLEASE! I would love to!

[evilwizard]

the safeword is the 12 sacred intonations of power known only to the ancient dream druids

[kitsunewing]

Bingle bongle bingle bangle yippididoo yippideeda ping pong lipy tabee too taaa

[evilwizard]

how did you know

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

The druids wrote it on a post it and stuck it to the bottom, because they kept forgetting it

[druid-priest-nikephoros]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP WE DID NOT FORGET. WE JUST STRUGGLED TO REMEMBER! SHUT UP!