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[axebombah-deactivated20150404]

[steveisnotonfire]

This has been in my queue for four months.

[floorcorn-deactivated20171019]

chuck e cheese’s full name is charles entertainment cheese and he was born february 5, 1943 in new jersey

[floorcorn-deactivated20171019]

i know this sounds like a shitpost but you can google it. it’s on his wikipedia page.

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

10 years

[magnusvt]

But it’s 2016

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

but it wont be in the future 

[elizabitchdarcy-deactivated2017]

lesbians reblog with where you fall on the futch scale and whether you’re a sun or moon lesbian

[surfsandsharks]

Tumblr- a lesbian dating app for everyone out of your league

(via surfs-upp)

[missinglinc]

Don't disrespect Christianity like that. Thanks.

What are you talking about???? I wasnt!!!! My first DL boyfriend in Atlanta was a pastor!!! Christians give the best head!!! I love yall!!! Amen!!!!

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[tortoistor]

movie tropes that will never get old to me:

a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back

fourth wall breaking

“give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets

*a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen

alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice

“fuck you” “well if you insist”

[nerdgasrnz]

#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)

[count-di-luna]

character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X

[susiephone]

the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies

people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them

alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit

bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”

someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)

choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character

the “hands go down” trope

example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*

[neonprotagonist]

how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”

[beradan]

[latadelixo]

[nathanielthemarshmallowqueen-de]

You would not believe your seat

Boot too big for gotdamn feet 

[kameratar]

Stop misgendering me!

[Caption: Transfeminine flag as background, with top text (that is pink) reading “I’m not your dude/bro/man” and bottom text reading: “stop coercively gendering transfems”]

[revengeance-deactivated20150809]

I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english.

[novena5]

Waterfall

[revengeance-deactivated20150809]

Oh my fucking god I’m furious.

[coelasquid]

This whole “trust Tumblr blindly” thing is eventually going to kill someone, as I became pointedly aware of on one occasion I was making fun of how poorly a particular bleach-based drain declogger was working on my sink and got a chorus of really dangerously misinformed people telling me to pour vinegar in after it because all cute little cool kid diy home care blogs they’re following talk about vinegar like it it’s the big secret the cleaning companies don’t want you to know.

And I cringed knowing that someday, some Well Actually expert who read a blog article once is going to give that advice to someone who unfortunately didn’t take high school chemistry and isn’t aware that MIXING VINEGAR AND BLEACH MAKES CHLORINE GAS.

[death-limes]

holy fucking jesus tits reblog to save a life

[scaliefox]

The general rule is don’t mix bleach with anything but water because it’s a really nasty chemical that doesn’t play nice with pretty much anything that isn’t completely, chemically inert. 

[notmokibun-deactivated20170308]

Surprise(Not really…)more In The Flesh doodles!!

[charlottelucas-deactivated20180]

Uh so I drew punk!Kieren and his somewhat-less-punk boyfriend because it wouldn’t leave my mind after writing this post.

[superscanaries]

# when your boyfriend ain’t around so it’s up to you to remind Bruce Wayne of his place

[sleepycloudkitten]

do waitresses know that i love them and appreciate everything they do

[sleepycloudkitten]

i had the nicest waitress today who told me my outfit was cute and i wish i was rich cuz I would’ve tipped her so much more if I could

[holisticknight]

If you ever actually wanna help your waitress out, ask to speak to their manager before you leave and then tell the manager how awesome they are. Trust me, it makes a difference. Servers who get compliments from guests and customers get better hours, and the more you’re liked by the people who come in the more forgiving the bosses are when shit goes awry (say if you’re sick or you have a flat so you’re late, etc). Tell the manager. Do it! Aside from tipping it’s one of the best things you can do for us. Tell the manager you thought we were great. Tell the manager that we’re the reason you’re gonna come back. Talk us up! It’s a little like job security - if you tell the manager we’re the reason you’re here, they’re gonna be a lot more reluctant to let us go because then they’re losing your business, and they don’t want that. 

[sleepycloudkitten]

this is good advice, thank you 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[seananmcguire]

And managers are SO SURPRISED AND PLEASED when you ask to compliment, rather than complain.  They really listen.

[teacupdream]

This is such a big deal! Nobody bothers to speak up with positive responses. Sometimes the person you’re complimenting will never find out, but I guarantee it will help. It may even contribute to pay raises or better consideration when position changes are available.