drawing doorknobs on walls

he/they, 21+. yugoslavia. taken. nerdy, kinky, queer, pro fiction (yes, even that kind). sometimes i write - check me out @inspectorwired on ao3

[contemptible-scoundrel]

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

[angel-advise]

can't look up what snartly means because i don't have a dictionary account

[worello-blog]

[daydream-drifting]

what a time to be alive

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[detectives-police-fire-andmed]

Wait. We never found out what was going on with the calligrapher.

[summersofsalt]

cordelia cupp i feel you i also think didier's gingerbread house story is sadder than murder

[fulltimehabibti]

obsessed with the universe that the residence is set in. president is gay but that's not why everyone hates him. first gentleman has anxiety and comes with a mom that's homophobic to one person and it's the president. social secretary moves like a south korean president (personal shaman and all). terror attacks in dc that somehow are just happening without being intercepted. kylie minogue respected and revered by an american audience...

[morgenstern-dreaming]

it really goats my fuck that benoit blanc and cordelia cupp can never solve a case together because a) benoit blanc, the movie detective played by daniel craig, is mentioned in The Residence by name and b) they would solve the case together in 10 minutes and spend the rest of the show birding. unrelatedly, i would fucking kill for a show where cordelia cupp and benoit blanc go birding

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[zegalba]

[indigosfindings]

when tiger met dragon

[indigosfindings]

crouching harry hidden sally

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[shegiles]

THE RESIDENCE  (2025—) 1x06 “The Third Man”

[vfeioa]

[animentality]

[bobcatmoran]

I absolutely blame Facebook for this shift. Words cannot describe how freaking WEIRD it was in the mid-00s when there was suddenly this popular website where you were required to use your real, brickspace name and encouraged to post photos of yourself. Every single bit of Standard Internet Safety prior to then said that you should never ever ever do either of those.

[delphinidin4]

omg 2005/2006. When all our parents, who had been telling us for YEARS to never use our real names on the internet, suddenly all got facebook accounts and started using their real names on the internet like it was totally normal. Complete mental whiplash. Before then, it was WEIRD to use your real name on the internet. Like, people who did that were weirdos.

[quasi-normalcy]

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

[writingdose]

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