ardentEscalator

Rogue o£ Hope, Gold blood, Derse dreamer. I recommend Homestuck fanfiction. It's good for you. she/they/it ==============♥️♠️♦️♣️============== Icon from a friend. Header from pale fwb.

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[incel-dib]

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This is killing me(/pos) and in combination with discovering manicro made me like Cronus more than Eridan today

[scaryselfship]

your f/o trying to be cordial and romantical and it’s giving you the ick because its so bad and weird but you know if you laugh in their face its over so you gotta hold it

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Read as fignificent other

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1000 views, 14 years old

[victusinveritas]

On May 5 2026 an 18 year old Maui resident named Kaylee Schnitzer filmed a tourist picking up a coconut sized rock and hurling it directly at the head of an endangered Hawaiian monk seal named Lani on Front Street in Lahaina. Lani has been a fixture on that beach for over 20 years.

When bystanders confronted the man he said "I don't care. I'm rich. Fine me with whatever you want."

The video went viral within hours. The internet identified him before the day was out. His logistics company pulled down all its social media as his personal information spread across every platform.

Then a second video emerged showing what appeared to be the man getting beaten by locals. Maui police had no record of any assault report. The mayor effectively endorsed it, saying he wanted to thank everyone who stepped in.

A Hawaii state senator named Brenton Awa then walked to the floor of the state capitol, smirked and announced that the local who delivered the beating would receive an official letter of recommendation. His attorney stood beside him and said they did not condone violence. Awa then called on all airlines flying into Hawaii to play footage of the beating as a warning to tourists before landing. That video has 1.5 million likes.

Federal Senator Brian Schatz wrote a formal letter to NOAA demanding stronger enforcement and education for visitors.

The man faces fines of up to $50,000 and criminal charges carrying up to five years in prison under state law. He has not been charged yet.

Lani has been spotted in the area since. She appears to be fine.

[victusinveritas]

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Chat am I cooked?

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I was in fact, cooked chat. Not only was I cooked, I had been in the oven for years. Everyone else has been fucking waiting for me to be done so we can have dinner.

[the-bar-sinister]

Remember when I told ya'll last month to be ready to start looking for a Discord alternative?

Yeah things aren't looking good for discord.

[the-bar-sinister]

#what is the alternative anyway

If you want a direct alternative there's Revolt, which is a free, open source discord clone.

Revolt is the chat app that's truly built with you in mind.

[the-bar-sinister]

Oh...

It's even worse than I thought.

[darker-than-darkstorm]

Time to go back to IRC.

[howtoimpersonateanadult]

I recommend Element; it's very similar to Discord and has basically the same features but it's privacy-focused and both servers and DMs can both be encrypted so only the actual users of those rooms can read the messages.

This means unlike most popular chat apps, including and especially Discord, Element doesn't sell your conversations or tracking data to advertisers, because the company literally doesn't have access to that data in the first place.

I've used it for years and I think it's a natural fit for Discord users.

[give-grian-rights]

sighs. saves for later

[cell113]

The problem with this is transferring YEARS of Discord usage to these new alternatives. Until a tool is made that allows full back up if not transfer of All That, then transitioning to these alternatives isn't feasible for the baseline everyday user.

[hjbender]

GitHub - Tyrrrz/DiscordChatExporter: Exports Discord chat logs to a file

Exports Discord chat logs to a file. Contribute to Tyrrrz/DiscordChatExporter development by creating an account on GitHub.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.

[notjusthespongenextdoor]

#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

it must also be shittable

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I read walkable as wankable at first, very confusing

[bstrdous]

ok not evil but i have considered getting a funf body pillow but id have to take it seriosuly. it wouldnt b a joke okay???? im not paying 70+ dolor for a stupid fucking thing. im going to draw it myself put my sweat tears and spit into it and then when i get the dakimakura i will pit my sweat tears and spit onto him. ok? and ill make it different on both sides

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I wants to see it made

[ardentescalator]

There is a drought of pale porn and has been since the beginning of time. We need more. Price of Forgiveness Gamkar is not enough. And I mean PORN people, not fluff, not feels good heart to heart, PORN. P to the O to the R to the N. And I DO NOT mean some concupiscent bullshit, I mean rubbing horns and massages and— just read Price of Forgiveness, please, it's so good. Okay people we need Terezi calming down Vriska by rubbing her horns and now she's not mad she's crying at how her childhood was so messed up and it screwed up how she interacts with her friends COME ON WE NEED IT. Also, pale friends with benefits, stop making it just be a joke about how humans are pale sluts, let's see some more troll queerness. Covalaent is good too, love that interpretation of troll biology relating to quadrant stuff too. Gay gay gay. WRITE IT LIKE SMUT ITS BEEN DONE. MAKE IT SENSUAL.

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Fuck it I'll do it myself

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There is a drought of pale porn and has been since the beginning of time. We need more. Price of Forgiveness Gamkar is not enough. And I mean PORN people, not just fluff, not just feels good heart to heart, PORN. P to the O to the R to the N. And I DO NOT mean some concupiscent bullshit, I mean rubbing horns and massages and— just read Price of Forgiveness, please, it's so good. Okay people we need Terezi calming down Vriska by rubbing her horns and now she's not mad she's crying at how her childhood was so messed up and it screwed up how she interacts with her friends COME ON WE NEED IT. Also, pale friends with benefits, stop making it just be a joke about how humans are pale sluts, let's see some more troll queerness. Covalaent is good too, love that interpretation of troll biology relating to quadrant stuff too. Gay gay gay. WRITE IT LIKE SMUT ITS BEEN DONE. MAKE IT SENSUAL.

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Got new venatari today

[shard-sr]

i like my wife

[shard-sr]

i hate my boyfirend

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but do you LOVE your wife?

[z1ish]

"Why do you talk so much about being intersex?"

Over 90% of parents of visibly intersex children opt for cosmetic surgery on their infants.

The ones that don't experience medical violence then, likely experience it as a teenager.

I didn't.

I am very rare in that I did not experience medical violence.

Why? Because I learned what intersexuality was as a young age, and I actively fought against what doctors wanted to do to me. All the way down to legal research on what medical care minors can be forced into. I remember walking into that doctor's appointment with the state law written down that proved that if I did not consent they could not do surgery.

That is why intersex activism is important. It saved me and it will save more.

[corrufessions]

i feel like not enough people know that cavik's full name is cavikormak

people know tozikoric's and gakvukani's because movefriend addresses them by their full names multiple times but cavik's was only said once by vekoa in better times lol

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Hehe it is funny

Kormak

Girlposting at unsavory hours

Weeeeeeeee

[not-lupus]

he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton

[loumandivorce]

devestating news for you

[malcolm-f-tucker]

[beaft]

face of a man who has known sorrow

[beaft]

had to google this as i wasn't familiar with the name. incredibly specific and accurate reference. please don't compare my cat-in-law to a homestuck character again