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thunderwhenhepurrs

I have very large dogs. Occasionally I am doing something like grabbing them by the collar or sticking my fingers in their mouth, and I have the realization that this dog is Letting Me Do This. If they wanted to, those teeth could break my bones. I've seen these dogs fight to protect their flock and win. I would easily lose if they chose to turn on me.

Yet I don't think twice about prying one of my dog's jaws open to make them take their medication (just eat it when it's in the hot dog, Obi, ffs).

I like to imagine Bruce has regular realizations like this around Clark. He's reaching out and guiding Clark in a direction. He's grabbing a violently angry Clark by the shoulders to tell him to calm down. He's putting himself in Clark's space regularly, touching him, commanding him, arguing with him.

Bruce does something like grab Clark's arm to stop him from chasing after some villain and only afterwards realizes that Clark could have snapped his wrist like a dry twig. Bruce pushes him to sit down when he's injured and Clark just goes, even though Bruce watched him take an entire rocket to the chest without budging not a half-hour ago. Bruce prods at a bleeding gash and Clark just makes an unhappy sound and pouts at him instead of knocking the other man into next Sunday.

Clark lets him do it.

Bruce is allowed the utter audacity to push around one of the most powerful beings on the planet by virtue of pure fondness. He takes it for granted far too often, but once in a while he stops and has a moment of pure clarity where he realizes just how lucky he is.

#HE LETS HIM DO IT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️#you’re so right #clark kent #bruce wayne #superman #batman #superbat #dc

osgoss

They're meant to be 🫶

#ryland grace #simon the convict #bloodymary #project hail mary #iron lung

empyreal-lore

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

tokkibean

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

harpyharpyharpy

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

noodletime73

Finally some rest 💤

No I never gonna finish this.

#flambae #robert robertson #beef the dog #flambert #dispatch

sheikahfication

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

osgoss

Curled up in Ryland Grace’s arms…

#ryland grace #simon the convict #bloodymary #project hail mary #iron lung

escentia

headcanon post-credit scene #3

#too cute #henry of skalitz #hans capon #hansry #kingdom come deliverance #kcd2

imaginarytrees

Henry deserves a nap :')

#OOF #henry of skalitz #kingdom come deliverance #kcd #kcd2

taosdungeon

Big soft 'n warm

#robert robertson #beef the dog #dispatch

howtokillavampire

but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???

marrage

weddning

honmoon

Babby

Fanfic update

in that order

they got a lotta time to kill on that ship... i think they were goofin a lot :)

[pls rb!]

#what are you supposed to do with your free time if not wrestle like puppies #ah the rituals... they are intricate #so true op #ryland grace #simon the convict #rocky the eridian #project hail mary #iron lung

allthingswhumpyandangsty

“you cannot ship these two fictional characters because—” actually I can because they are not real people. they are just toys I play with. you cannot apply real-world morality to fiction or how strangers play with their imaginary toys in their imaginary sandboxes.

you can, however, curate your own internet experience by minding your own business, muting/blocking/scrolling past what upsets you but does not hurt anyone in real life in any way, shape or form.

allthingswhumpyandangsty

“ship whatever you want except xyz. there is a limit” so you miss the entire point of what I just said 👌🏻

there is, in fact, no limit. I may be uncomfortable with it, I may even find it unpleasant/disturbing, but my personal feelings are not rules that can be applied to other people, and they absolutely do not justify shaming or harassing other people.