Singewood

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I decided to draw Ritz (although, not having used low-level armor in a very long time my memory as to what it actually looks like is a little fuzzy - oh well)! She's still a dual-wielding pistoleer, but she now carries a knife with her at all times, too, because she's learned (the hard way) that you can't always stay two steps away from an enemy.

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Earthsea Liveblog

"It's a wizard's island. What do you want to do there? OHHH I GUESS YOU'RE PROBABLY A WIZARD HUNH."

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Earthsea Liveblog

Random seaman trying to work up the courage to talk to the beautiful, mysterious young man on his ship.

Best pick-up line:

"Beautiful island, right?"

Ged's face: FULL OF CONTEMPT

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Earthsea Liveblog

"If you feel my path is too long and slow, you must make a choice."

A CHOICE BETWEEN YEARS OR FOUR HOURS

HRM

HRMMMM

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Earthsea Liveblog

"I forgot you're above the work of a HUMBLE WIZARD and you just wanna be a STANKY OLE WIZARD RIGHT NOW."

You tell him, wizard whose name I never really figured out.

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Earthsea Liveblog

Why would you leave the terrible evil green book in plain sight where any dumbass stanky ole wizard could grab it?

SORRY OLD WIZARD GUY, YOU DROPPED THE BALL.

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Earthsea Liveblog

"Seep. Why is that such a strangely unattractive word?"

"I like it. But I guess I'm more of an ass man, too."

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Earthsea Liveblog

"What's the use of having power if you don't use it?"

Ged wants to use his powers to move clouds

Ged if you use your magic to change the weather all the time of COURSE people are going to assume fog = magic

gotta keep them on their toes

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Earthsea Liveblog

"Our task is simply to make life on Earthsea tolerable."

"I THOUGHT IT WAS TO GET BABES

"LIKE, TEN OR TWELVE HOT BABES EACH"

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Earthsea Liveblog

My favorite part of this movie: the CGI.

Also:

"Sire, it was dark. There was talk of wizardry."

"I am so SICK of people blaming EVERYTHING on WIZARDS."

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Earthsea Liveblog

"HEY GIRL I'LL BE BACK."

"No you won't. Will you?"

"..."

"It was good though, wasn't it?"

"UHM YEAH I THINK THAT'S MY BOAT LEAVING NOW"

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Earthsea Liveblog

"Ask your father's blessing."

"UHM NO? I'M A STANKY OLE WIZARD NOW."

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Earthsea Liveblog

"How can I repay you for saving my son's life, magus?"

"Allow me to give him his real name."

"UH NO GED IS A PRETTY BITCHIN' NAME MY WIFE GAVE IT TO HIM"

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Earthsea Liveblog

Wait they don't even KNOW this other stanky old wizard they just let him walk into a random guy's funeral.

Guys I have no idea what's going on but I guess maybe there are a lot of wizards in this movie?

So an ancient prophecy that says a wizard is going to be born who will do something magical seems like a pretty safe bet.

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Earthsea Liveblog

Okay this other stanky old wizard managed to bring Ged back to life and I'm just wondering why he wasn't there when all the soldiers were attacking.

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Earthsea Liveblog

These people know a lot about the Nameless Ones but they don't fucking know their names.

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Earthsea Liveblog

"Earthsea needs unity and order."

"Yes but if the price of unity and ord--"

"BITCH DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE"