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95. “I think I’m drunk.”

Josh held up a beer, grinning as he drained what was left of it. He had stopped counting his drinks around an hour ago when he had forgotten how to count. What he hadn’t forgotten, however, was a bet he had made with the blonde sitting across from him. A bet that Alfred may not have even agreed to, but that was irrelevant at the moment because Josh was convinced he had won. 

“What’d I tell ya, Al. Nobody beats me in a drinking contest,” he slurred proudly. “You never even stood a cha-” Josh trailed off, squinting as he tried to focus his eyes. He shifted his gaze to his right and noticed his companion sitting on the other side of the room, then looked back in front of him. Apparently the form he had been speaking to was not Alfred, but a chair with a coat hanging from it. With a snort, he put his now empty bottle down on the table.

“I think I’m drunk.”

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[[Hive Mind]] - Closed for Josh

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“Damnit, course it had to be on such a high branch, little buggers are getting smarter” The thief sighed, running a hand through a shock of orange hair as he just stood below a rather large tree in Windsor Park.

While Gaius was appreciative of the abundance of candy that seemed to fill this city, there was something… Off about it. It was artificial, it didn’t taste like the honey and sugar that made up the sweets he was used to. The stuff of the Island would do, but it wasn’t quite to his palette. 

While his daughter had told him he could use her kitchen to bake and cook like he used to, he needed the right ingredients to make it work. That involved honey. He had tried to find honey in the local stores but everything was like the candy. It was thick and tasted like he was eating the inside of his cape… It wasn’t real honey.

Which is how the man found himself in the park, contemplating the best way to get the buzzing  hive down out of the tree with the least amount of stings possible. Groaning at the difficulty of the job with only one person, the man let emerald eyes slide to where a stranger was passing by, looking decent enough in the height department.

“Oi! Hey you! Feel like giving me a hand, I’ll make it worth your time?”

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It wasn’t often Josh found himself exploring the park during his free time, but today was different. He was under strict orders to get out of his apartment and “experience nature”. Whatever that meant. So far all he had “experienced” was an old lady who wouldn’t let him pet her dog and an unusually large glob of chewed gum stuck to the bottom of his shoe. 

Josh wasn’t sure if that exactly counted as nature, but it sure as hell was something. And, quite frankly, that was enough to make him start to consider just giving up on his little escapade; Netflix and frozen pizza sounded way better than whatever....this was he was doing anyway. With a defeated sigh, he turned down the trail that would lead him home. 

The brunette continued walking in a daze, his attention wandering elsewhere as he trudged through the park towards the exit. He would’ve never noticed the strange man in the tree had the redhead not called out to him. This wasn’t exactly the strangest thing to ever happen to him, but it was definitely in the top ten. Josh gave in to his curiosity and fixed his gaze on the man.

“What exactly do you need a hand with?”

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“I don’t think we’ve met.”

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“We’ll have to change that then, won’t we? The name’s Washington. Josh Washington. And you are…?”

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Frienship starter sentences!

“You’re my best friend, you’re supposed to tell me when I’m dating an asshole.”

“Bro-date, just you me and some nachos.”

“As your friend I’m allowed to tell you when you’re being an ass and you’re being an ass.”

“Remember that time we pretended we were dating because that creep wouldn’t leave you alone? Good times.”

“You’re not alone, you’ve got me.”

“Only you would find my offensive jokes funny.”

“I’ll be your wingman!”

“I know what you need, icecream and a bad movie!”

“No wonder people think we’re a couple, we eat pizza naked together.”

“Please don’t tell anyone, I trust you.”

“Don’t push me away, you’re my best friend.”

 “You’ve told me that story twenty times already.”

“You’re such a bitch/jerk, it’s a good job you buy me food.”

“Someone was talking smack about you, long story short I spent a night in a cell.”

“I’m only saying this because we’re friends, you can do so much better.”

“They think we’re together, I think we should play along.”

“No homo, but I love you like I love pizza.”

“I know we’re not kids, but I really think we should have a sleepover.”

“Are you eating my food?”

“Ugh, I can’t stay mad at you.”

“You borrowed this three months ago, can I have it back?”

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"Hate to break it to you.. but that meme is dead!"

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“Dead? Are you kidding? Listen, the John Cena meme will never die.”

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“We should cuddle… f-for warmth!”

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“Only for warmth? And here I thought you liked me for more than my body heat.” 

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“Do I look like a pillow to you?”

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“The best damn pillow I’ve ever seen. Honest.” 

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Break the ice; have our muses interact!

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This includes not only if our characters haven’t met yet, but even if they already have.

“Are you lost?“  ‘And you are?” “Who are you?” “I don’t think we’ve met.” “How old are you?” “How long have you been there?” “Can I trust you?” “Who do you think you are?” “Are you wearing my clothes…?” “You’re cute."  "Would you like to go on a date with me?” “People are watching.” “Be Careful!” “Help me!” “I’ve got bad news."  "Hate to  break it to you.. but ___ is dead."  "I will never forgive you.” “I’m sorry…” “Why are you so angry?"  "Just kill me!” “This is where it ends.” “Victory!"  "Stay close!” “Watch it!” “Why don’t you hate me?!"  "You can’t just give up… not now!”

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a - are you even wearing pants?!

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“Uhh......doesn’t look like it. You want me to go put some on or….?” 

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“i’m cold.”

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“Well then let’s get you warmed up, princess. I’ve got coffee, cocoa and…..I might be able to scrape up some tea. What sounds good?” 

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☾: Favorite moment from your Muse’s canon, and why. 

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If I had to pick one of my favorite moments, I would have to say the part where Josh and Sam were down in the basement trying to fix the water heater and Chris pranked them because their reactions and interactions were great. Runner up to basically whenever Mike talks because the things he says make me laugh so hard. 

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cuddly / platonic-ish memes

“your feet are cold.”

“movies are made for watching, not for asking questions.”

“you’re hogging the blankets!”

“we should cuddle… for warmth.”

“is that your hand on my leg?”

“scoot over.”

“can we watch something else? this is scary.” 

“are you shivering?” 

“if you start snoring, i won’t be responsible for what happens to you.”

“did you eat all the popcorn?”

“your hair keeps getting in my face.”

“are you even wearing pants??”

“stop kicking me!”

“you’re a good pillow.”

“do i look like a foot-rest to you?”

“do i look like a pillow to you?”

“i’m cold.”

“why can’t you ever just lay still?”

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Some fun Munday asks!

♦: Relationship with your Muse.

♠: What's one thing you dislike about your Muse?

♣: Any headcanons about your muse?

♥: One thing you love about your Muse.

☾: Favorite moment from your Muse's canon, and why. (If your Muse is an OC, then favorite aspect of their story.)

☄: What you think of your Muse.

♪: Favorite song.

✫: Why you began RPing.

✽: Favorite season?

❂: The Mun's birthday. (Month and date--no year!)

☂: Favorite kind of weather.

✤: Favorite kind of food.

▲: The Mun's Zodiac sign. (Any kind of Zodiac works!)

●: If you could say just one thing to your Muse, what would it be?

☑: An OTP with your Muse in it (if you have any).

☒: A NOTP with your Muse in it (if you have any).

☁: Favorite part of RPing.

✉: Any RPers the Mun admires.

▶: A talent of the Mun's (besides RPing, of course!)

♬: Sing or say something! Post the link to it.

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the d - doctors say i only have a few more months..

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Shaking his head, Josh stubbornly refused to believe what he was hearing. There was no way this was happening. He couldn’t stand the thought of losing someone else. Especially someone who deserved nothing less than a long and happy life. 

“No, there has to be another way. We could...uh,...we could try to find another doctor. A better one. This one clearly doesn’t know what the hell they’re doing.”

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"You can't hurt someone who's already dead." :3c

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Josh wondered if those words were something he was supposed to find solace in. Maybe this was the sentiment that made it so easy for everyone to forget what had happened instead of being consumed by guilt and grief like he had been. 

“If that’s the case, maybe we’re all better off dead.”

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"You're my prisoner now, and I'm never letting you go."

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He laughed nervously, unsure of how seriously to take this statement. Raking shaky fingers through his hair, Josh shifted his gaze to Neo. She was hard to read, which did nothing to help the uneasiness growing in his stomach. 

“A bit clingy, don’t you think? You haven’t even bought me a drink yet.”